Osam Bin Laden Spotted

“they spotted him in eastern Afganastan! not cofurmed but we are taking it seriously!”

“Live from Heraldo...”

“I'll believe it when I see it.”

“It would be amazing if he is still in Afghanistan, unless he is dead.”

“Hopefully he is dead in hell and wondering about where his 70 virgins are!! What a dickhead!!”

“I hope they bring him back with a pork chop stuffed in this mouth and bound with pig skin ropes.”

“It is my opinion that if the lowlife were still alive, he would have released another enthralling video by now exhorting his boys to continue the fight against the great satan. He never met a camera he didn't like. May he rest in pieces.”

“No wonder we had so much trouble finding him, he's been spotted! If one were spotted it would be much harder to find them in the mountains. Kind of a natural camo, ey?

I agree with Kleetn, he's dead and gone. I'm not sure why they haven't played the martyr card though.”

“(Once again... Nigal seizes the pun before I get my chance... but I'm still gonna go for it)

Does that mean he's got the measles?”

“I like Frank Zappa's suggestion to use pork granades.”

“Cremate him and mix his ashes in hog feed. That way he will BECOME pork.”

“I thought they were striped...
/o:”

“LOL @ Gojo..

I say if we catch him, dress him in up in a wee little school girl's dress and hang him in a cage over mid-town Manhattan. Death means little to those f@#%s, so you might as well humiliate them.”

“He turned to she-it and the hogs ate him.”

“LOL Tom! Reminds me of the Stanley Brothers song:

(I changed a few words so it could be sung by Bin Laden's son)


He never worked a day in his life
Left that for his lovin' wives
The way my paw did it was a shame
At harvest time he'd stay in the shade
Find a spot and down he laid
But we all loved 'im just the same.

chorus: Oh! he went to sleep and the hogs eat 'im
Hogs eat 'im, Hogs eat 'im
He went to sleep and the hogs eat 'im
Now pa's gone forever
Forever, Forever, Forever, Forever
Now pa's gone forever.


He loved to spin big tall yarns
Pa would tell 'em from dusk to dawn
He would only stop awhile to eat
About that holy war he'd tell
Then let out an Al Qeda yell
Then pa'd get tired and go to sleep.

(chorus)

He watched us work from where he set
He watched so hard he'd work up a sweat
At this my pa was hard to beat
He couldn't work, he got too fat
He supervised from where he sat
Then pa'd get tired and go to sleep.”

“I like Artex's idea. But you need to pick a city that is a little more interested in spectacles. The average NYer wouldn't even notice him.”

“Unless of course you add a big lighted flashing billboard, "Bin Laden in a dress, See it live, See it here"”

“nuke all there arsses! id say!”

“Dress him in a dog costume and send him on an overniter with bacpac.”

“The CIA has a report that indicates Osama is still alive and has altered his appearance.

Osama ID'd”

“Thanks gojo, reminds me of the ugly dog incident this past weekend. The owner was taking pictures and made no attempt to control his dog as he started barking and headed for me. I had forgotten my hiking stick and swung and missed with the boot. That got the owner's attention, but the dog did not leave me alone until I connected with its head on my third kick.

This was in a leash required area of course.”

“DEBKAfile says yes.

al-Watan al-Arabi says he's toast.”

“Osama bin Hidin or Osama bin Stinkin.”

“Tanned, rested and ready to terrorize, I'd imagine.”

“Debka = voice of the Mossad”

“that doesn't mean Debka is wrong...”

“Can a horse survive in this environment?”

“That website has some interesting stuff on it beyond the bin Laden piece.”

“Interesting commentary on debkafile is at link to story”

“Osama bin Hidin”

“Gen. Henri Bentégeat is reporting that his troops capured bin Laden about 45 minutes ago just inside Afghanistan!”

“"It will change nothing directly," Gen. Henri Bentégeat, the chief of staff of the French armed forces, said in an interview with France's Europe-1 radio station. He said that Al Qaeda is "a hydra, so if you catch one head, there will be others." But he added that Mr. bin Laden's capture was indispensable "on principle, for justice and for the innumerable victims of these monstrous attacks."”

“Of course one could only hope for justice be meted out to anyone so evil, iffn' you know what I'm talking about.”

“WOOOOOOO! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

“Careful! There are still booby traps around. Don't step on any of Violin's links...”

“Aero,why... oh, never mind.

Were you the kid who always reminded the teacher there was a quiz scheduled?”

“Martha Stewart believed to be cornered by the Feds on Mt.Desert Island.....”

“Osama Bin Laden spotted? What, he's go the chicken pox?”

“This whole thing raises the previously unexplored question:

What happens if the French catch bin Laden?

Can't you just see him flown off to the Hague for some crazy Milosevic-style trial?”

“Mayabe they'd catch him if Afhgan troops weren't busy with other pursuits:

Afghan soldier arrested for bestiality
Posted Tue, 16 Mar 2004

An Afghan soldier was detained by police after being caught having sex with a donkey in southeastern Afghanistan, a police officer told AFP on Tuesday.

The soldier was discovered with the donkey in an abandoned house in a small village of Gardez, the capital of Paktia province, last week, a local police officer said.

"He was caught in the act by a small boy who immediately told police about what he had seen and police arrested him in action," the Gardez-based officer told AFP, requesting anonymity.

The soldier claimed he committed the act because he did not have enough money to get married.


Paul Harvey has the rest of the story here at thilink: http://iafrica.com/news/worldnews/309893.htm”

“So now you can't even get a strange piece of @ss?”

“Curse you, Violin!!

I take back my nominating you for president.”

“I'd rather get the hits than the nod.”

“http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&c=Article&cid=1079524441600&call_pageid=968332188492&col=968793972154 " TARGET="_blank">the French have him!!!”

“HAHA
ya almost got me to click on that friggin link again!!!!”

“is that link that violin put on the osama post really a virus? I started going through it but i force quit my comp. before it did anything”

“That's not Fiddleboy's virus link. It's a news story.”

“idiot's abound”