Hello, my name is Dave and I'm...

“...cadbury cream eggs. Damn you, Easter! Each and every year I say I'm going to cut back on the cream eggs, and each and every year I don't. This year I was doing good until my mother, of all people, gave me a cream egg (she knew I loved them as a kid). When I went to the store yesterday I bought 2 4-packs. THEY'RE GONE!!!! I can't HELP IT! Now I'm thinking I should buy a ton of them and freeze them for the rest of the year. Then when I go hiking I can bring a few frozens eggs. By the time the munchies roll around, they should be thawed.

AM I AN ADDICT OR WHAT?”

“You're over the edge ...”

“Its like Girl Scout cookies. It doesn't take too long for those to disappear. :)”

“My father is addicted to Peeps. Those things are the nastiest, most unholy "food product" ever created.”

“I think peeps are made out of old foam sleeping pads.”

“I like the chocholate covered malt eggs.”

“Those things are filled with pure evil.”

“aahhhhhhhh! chocolate covered malt eggs (droool)
:>P”

“Someone left a creme egg on my desk this morning!”

“Everyone else despises the cream egg. I happily take them off their hands. YUM”

“My wife is addicted to those cream eggs too. I'm hooked on the Reese's peanut butter eggs.”

“What about the SOLID chocolate bunnies, where you can chew for a long time on various parts?”

“I feel sorry for all you poor babies down there in the U.S. Don't get me wrong, I love the States and spend all of my outdoor time (and money) there, except for hunting, but you poor guys don't have LAURA SECORD cream eggs. These are the ultimate cream egg. I bought two, one for my daughter and one for my son's girlfriend (big time brownie points). Believe me, it's worth the trip up.”

“gasp! that's why there are little duckie shaped holes cut in my old ensolite!”

“I think someone should invent an chocolate bunny with a speaker built inside it, so that whenever someone took a bite out of it, it would scream.”

“YUCK!!! Those things rank right up there with those 'sugar puff styrofoam creatures' or whatever they are called. NA,NA NASTY. I shiver just thinking about them.”

“I like the hollow bunnies, instead of the solid ones.”

“You are what you eat.”

“snow nymph-Did you say someone laid an egg on your desk this morning? My daughter loves those things I like the carmel filled ones. YUMMMEEE”

“Peeps were forged by Lucifer himself!”

“Symphony Bars with Toffee Chips and Almonds, dammit!

I kinda like the Screaming Bunny bit.





(or should that be 'bitten'?)”

“I am the original pretzle Boy. I can eat them till my lips crack from salt ovedose.”

“In true "Crazy Mike" fashion, I will gladly donate any and all cream eggs to your cause if you pay shipping.”

“High my names Prowler. I stalk women on TT and buy to much stuff I dont need!


LOL”

“Sounds like Stikmon's trailname oughta be "Mr. Salty"...

I know this guy who went to a Halloween party as Mr. Salty one year. He dyed some long underwear brown and glued styrofoam peanuts all over it.”

“Cadburry eggs are my fall back addiction. My primary addiction is to Peeps. I once ate nothing but peeps and water for a full week (seven days).”

“whoa,,dm99,,,,dude the thought of that makes me cringe. Did you get a pastel tinge?”

“At one time I had a website where this guy had a film of him destroying peeps all these different ways, sorta like Mr. Bill. It was a riot.”

“You are what ya eat!

8)”

“Peeps and Cadbury eggs makes me cringe, too!


Godiva Truffles!! Mmmmmmm! Now there's a bit of heaven on earth!”

“The yellow ones rock!

I like to bite there heads off!

8)”

“take a peep.

put it on a plate.

place it in the microwave.

cook on high until it's about as big as a grapefruit.

smack it on a hershey bar and a graham cracker and SHAAZAM!

fukin' nasty ass smore!”

“That sounds good!

8)”

“Okay, let's pull out some heavy artillery...

Oakville Grocery
Williams-Sonoma
Fairytale Brownies

For History buffs”

“Top twenty reasons why chocolate is better than Sex

1. You can GET chocolate.
2. If you love me you'll swallow that has real meaning with chocolate.
3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
4. You can safely have chocolate while you're driving.
5. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
6. You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
7. If you bite the nuts too hard, chocolate won't mind.
8. Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
9. The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
10. You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
11. You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
12. You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
13. With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
14. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
15. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
16. Good chocolate is easy to find.
17. You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
18. You are never too young or old to have chocolate.
19. When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
20. With chocolate size doesn't matter.”

“I used to be addicted to Cadbury creme eggs, then Dove came out with those incredible truffle eggs. But this year they're gone!!! I keep telling myself I'm just not looking hard enough, but after single-handedly destroying Wal-Mart's Easter display I'm pretty sure Dove canned the truffle eggs. What were they thinking?!?!?!?”

“Looks like they still make them...

Dove”

“Size ALWAYS matters!”

“not always!! the space monkeys didnt mind rads! lol






joke”

“LOL @ Rad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“you see, many people don't appreciate the Peep. This is due to proper cultering. You see, you can not meerly eat a package of peeps. The closest analogy to peeps is wine. Would you drink a fresh bottle of wine? Do all wines taste the same? No. To properly enjoy a peep it must be properly aged. To properly cure a peep the package must be carefully punctured to allow a small amount of air circulation. This will slowly dry out the peep. The secret is to find the perfect circulation rate so that the peep cures uniformly. To fast a rate and the outside becomes hard, leaving the inside too soft. The perfectly cured peep will have a uniform consistency with a slightly harder shell. The shell should be firm and flexable, yet still ba able to fracture under enough force. This curing process can take anywhere from one day to a few weeks depending on the level of perfection desired. Now, not all peeps are the same either. There are the traditional Easter peeps shaped like ducks, but there are also pink rabbit ones and other Holliday peeps. Each season has a unique flavor. My personal favorite are the black Ghost peeps released areound Halloween. The have a slightly fuller flavor and their uniform thickness makes for much better curing. The black cats are also a very fine choice.”

“I'm totally blanking on these 'peep' things. Selective Forgetting, no doubt.

I did accidentally take a bite out of a 10-year-old Moon Pie once...

(no, there wasn't an RC Cola handy)”

“Aren't Peeps those pastel dyed, stale marshmallow things in the shape of a chick(baby chicken!)?”

“geeeeeeeez...

Looks like Tango hit a big fat nerve over on thread 13614!

BOL!”

“Tilt, What is that list?

Homosexuals suck!

Take your homosexual agenda somewhere else.”

“Just because I'm not as predjudiced as you, it doesn't mean I'm gay. It's not the brightest idea you've had recently.

Do you have latentcy issues? Don't worry, dude. Controlling your urges to beat up homosexuals won't make you 'turn queer'; it just might make you more of a thinking human being instead of a brute animal.

Beware of those Monsters from the Id, LOL”

“Whers that axe at????

No mercy around here!

Wow!!!!!

8|”

“Much like the earwax thread, something so innocent and pure as the original notion of this thread, has turned into a foul, gloves off swinging match. I'm beginning to think there's no hope.

Goodbye cruel wooooooooorld.....!”

“Hello, my name is Bob and I'm addicted to those marshmallow filled eggs.”

“ewww!”