When animals attack

“The best part is when their cars hit those deers....causing $2000.00+ damage. heh heh And then there's no hunters around to shoot them during hunting season, because it's so politically incorrect (And expensive...permits, travel etc.)to be a hunter nowadays.”

“I'm gonna go murder a few thousand yellow jackets later today. Does that count towards being evil? :D”

“I fayver feedin aminals if you in clewd me as a aminal BOL!”

“Did I mention that deed attacked my beans.

It used to be a sport, but it's personal now.”

“LOL, Cades Cove

First 5 minutes: "Hey look, a dear!"
Next 3 hours: "oh great, ANOTHER dear"

the best time to go to cades cove is when they close it down to vehicle traffic...last i was there it was saturday and wednesday morning”

“cades cove is more like

hey look! a touron! next 3 hours oh look another touron!”

“Ha!...i had to look that one up

Touron ('tur-"än) n.

1. A moron tourist who is
brave/idiot enough to leave their
comfortable surroundings.

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