Bloody, Gory, Stinky PUss Stories

“All this talk of blisters. :P”

“Picking scabs is fun!!!!

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“STINKY PUSS??

whats that about??”

“(chuckle) just be careful where you stick your nose Prowler”

“Once ya get past the smell ya got it licked! :P
.”

“walkindude - nice smiley you got there (grin)”

“Gods greatest creation.”

“Blisters in your puss, that's got to hurt.”

“Sometimes it feels good.Learn to thrive off pain!

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“uuuwww! blisters!”

“This reminds me of a truly disgusting dirty joke I know.

Guys, you probably know which one I'm talking about.

Ladies, you don't wanna know.”

“Release your pain on to me!!!!!


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“Get that great big puss off your face! That's not right! Walking around with a puss on like that...

- Kevin Meany”

“actually bitpusher I feel bad that I can't think of the dirty joke you are referring to - I feel bad because this endangers my standing in the DOM community - please post the joke or if you are too shy email it to me - hog_on_ice on hotmail”

“I'm afraid I can't post this joke, HOI. It violates this board's Terms of Participation!

I'll email it to you from my yahoo account. I'm even afraid to email this joke from my work account!”

“Where`s the PC police when you need `em?LOL”

“Keep our jobs is what we're gonna do....

LOL”

“Blisters, puss, and stinky pussies ... Sounds like someone needs a shot of penecillen, or that drug that controls herpes.”

“i had a blister once and i popped it and it made owie and then i licked it and it made more owie and then i cried and got chocolate cake.”

“LMFAO steve hiker!!!!!!!

8O”

“Last summer I got bit by an insect right next to my spine in the middle of my back. The bite healed, but it left a very small bump under my skin. About two months ago this bumb began to feel funny; it went from the size smaller than a pea, to the size of a golf ball in less than a week. The Doc sliced it open and discovered that it extended two inches into my body, choc-full-o-puss... After a week of painful dressing changes I've decided on a zero-tolerance policy of any unidentified bumps or spots on my skin. That really sucked. The Doc. even commented on how nasty is was.”

“Do you have pictures?

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JK”

“heck bitpucher - that joke wasn't so gross - just practical sort of you might say (smile)”

“When you gross-out the doctor, that's pretty bad!”

“I have seen things worse then that!

Go to rotton.com

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“LOL HOI, yah but you can never tell what's gonna make someone laugh or piss them off.

Glad you enjoyed it though.”

“Dude... you gotta clarify this one for me.... does this mean you're having to plug your nose to get past the smell? Or are you just accepting the aroma as part of the whole process of getting it(what's 'it' by the way?)licked?”

“See the injured reserve thread. If you really want I'll post all the details here. ;>~”

“is it still bleedin?”

“Picture?”

“Yep, still bleeding. No pics; it started while I was getting a bath. By the time I scrambled out it looked like I took a blood bath my nose bled so much. It's a very slow trickle now, but I'm not supposed to breathe with my nose and taking a drink of anything is a trick right now. Laurel really, REALLY doesn't like the sight of blood, so she's been yelling at me since she saw me standing there with a washcloth over my nose and blood running down my face.”

“Press the middle of your top lip with a finger.....that will stop the bleeding.”

“neat.”

“no luck,I tried that while in the tub. It was a steady stream at that point too.”

“well, I hope you have learned to keep your finger outta there from now on!





Q. Why do gorrillas have such big nostrils?








A. Because they have big fingers.”

“I didn't pick my nose! All I was doing was washing my face! It suddenly felt like hot water running down my upper lip and chin, and eek! what a mess! It seems to have stopped now. I'm afraid to try and wash my face again, to clean the mess off in case it starts up.

Old red shop rags come in handy for bloody noses. They're soft, absorbent, and bloodstains won't show!”

“You have been working too hard getting the house ready to sell, treebait.


Work your fingers to the bone.....
what do you get????
boney fingers.....boney fingers.....


Maybe that is why your boney finger caused all this trouble???? ;-)”

“Nope, no bony fingers, and all my nails are trimmed short too!

That clot I mentioned earlier on the other thread; I just took another look at it. I just had to flip it out of the towel and "Plop!" intp the toilet like a large slug. Man that was something else. It'll take a lot of bleach to make that washcloth white again.”

“Dangit now I'm back to a runny nose!

Also, my sense of smell has completely disappeared. THat's the most alarming thing of all.”

“go to the doctor”

“I second that. Sounds like a serious nasal infection.”

“It was the decongestenats combined with the heat turned on here, I think. No problems today, other than I'm not taking my cold medicine. I typically don't take decongestants but I did this time, because my ears were giving me hell along with the rest of having a bad cold.”

“After I ran my half marathon I took my sock off and my foot was all bloody. It seemed to be originating from my second toe, but i thought that the nail had just gouched it a little. my toes overlap something crazy.

Anyway it didn't bother me at all for days and I had forgotten about it. I put my running shoes on a few days later and I couldn't even walk on it, it hurt so bad. I took my sock off and checked out the nail, it was starting to turn black. I pressed down on it and gobs of green and yellow puss shot out. I don't know why it didn't hurt! I put a little pressure on the nail and the whole thing came off. There was a new piece of toenail trying to grow underneath but it still looks all deformed to this day. Thats about the third time i've lost the nail on that toe. Once was after a long downhill hike and the other I think i stubbed it or something.

So that's my puss story”

“Ew.


Did it smell bad too?

I had to squeeze the most disgusting smelling greenish sticky pus out of a couple of cat injuries over the years. That was enough to make me hurl in one case. Wow, I can smell it just thinking about it. Glad I didn't eat much for lunch.

I think appearance-wise, yours wins though.”

“years ago we had a Soldier from a Central American nation in the field who began complaining of a toothache one night. By the next day he was running a fever, so the Senior Medic told him to let him (the Medic check)...it was a major abcess...

We took him to the back of a 5 ton truck, hit him with a drip of valium some heavy duty local and went to work. He had apparently cracked a tooth a few weeks ago while in town. When the medic went to pull the tooth it came out with little effort...and was followed by a FLOOR of yellow and red PUS. I had to stand there and try to suction most of it.

We ended up cleaning it, packing it with gauze and flying him out to an Army Hospital to get anitbiotics and dental work.”

“Yum. What you describe is typical for long-distance runners.”

“I think I'm gonna hurl...”

“thats just wrong...”