Earth to Kleetn

“Hey. Your backpacker email is not working and I don't have your other one. Email me!”

“Is three company?”

“Dude, it is getting increasingly difficult to stalk you without a proper e-mail address.”

“It's tough when you're overhydrated, knowhutahmean? If you don't, just ax Dunadan.

Note to other stalkers: my email address is there if you click my username. Unfortunately, it is not listed under Email, it is under Other comments. Matt ignores my pleas to change it.

Just curious, Biz, have you even read the latest restraining order I have out on you?”

“No wonder this nut house is so much fun!LOL”

“It hurts, this Email stuff. I feel left out of the action! (Probably better that way.)”

“The strongest, healthiest, and largest males are able to get closer to the female and usually are the ones able to mate with her. The chase can last for many hours. During the chase, loud chattering can be heard as the squirrels run rapidly between trees. When the female is ready, she stops and lets the mating take place. Most often it is the dominant male that mates with the female.”

“Kleeeety is back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo kleetybutt, where ya been?”

“Shaddup, fooh! You'd know if you ever checked your email.”

“I been checking my email.

What gives?”