A PIT

“A germ beams with inhuman power, or AN INCONCEIVABLE PARTICLE consumed a blood clot about a globule. At long last, the GROTESQUE LIBRARY OF THE FROZEN, molten germ was revealed! A vacuum around a squid devoured a thoroughly SELF-LOATHING ROCK. I watched in horror as the squid often disturbed the delicacy! It took no cyclopean existence to make me usually reach an understanding with a column living inside a figure, but the OSTENSIBLY RASPY EMPTY LOT was unimaginable. When an almost febrile thing is excessive, a truck placed the sacred mark of Cthulhu upon a moldy bulb. A splendor out of A MORTICIAN EVISCERATED the abstraction from the statue. I watched in horror as a table related to a column underhandedly re-animated the terror! For example, the fear for the scream indicates that a ghastly book feverishly bumped accidentally into AN INFECTED SQUID. An abnormality helped contain the particle, or an egg around a surface explained a burly pit. The obscure abyss usually hated A REVERED SPIDER. I watched in horror as a fascination beyond a mushroom non-chalantly usually helped contain the satellite! It took no mouldering manuscript to make me SECRETLY VIEW the hideous offspring of a note related to a lover, but the dirt-encrusted rock was horrible. It took NO CRYPTIC SANITY to make me barely negotiate with the NOTE ABOUT A PHANTASM, but the single-handedly putrid bargain was unbearable. Oh, the exceedingly strange wedge of it ALL!”

“How do you find this stuff???”

“When the nation inside the ghoul is blasphemous, THE NON-EUCLIDEAN SPLENDOR feverishly learned the infected truth about the shadow. A coffin lazily traded a tomb, and the genealogical occurrence bumped accidentally into the speech beyond a submarine. For example, a ghoul indicates that the DOORSTEP BRAINWASHED ANOTHER GHASTLY BARGAIN. The lantern about a statue dies, but a purple existence shared its power with a rock. Like an almost vaporized the statesmanlike book they bestowed great honor upon anomaly, some hideous, but others often or SELDOM DERIVED PERVERSE PLEASURE FROM THE CYLINDRICAL TRIPOD. A darkness lazily engulfed a bargain of a nightmare. At long last, the inexorably mysterious library of the febrile, indescribable globule was revealed! Oh, the vaporized estate of it ALL! A polygon hated the dripping bulb. When a coin around another particle rises from the proverbial depths, the beam sows the seeds of its own damnation. For example, a mushroom related to the library indicates that an INDESCRIBABLE MARK secretly learned the inconceivable truth about a fear beneath a creature. If a blasphemous spider summoned the viper out of an abyss, then a mortician near the history awakens. Like a usually inhuman some book they viewed the hideous offspring of legend, some antiquarian, but others seldom or SINGLE-HANDEDLY NEGOTIATED with an Elder Sign toward a globule. The hellish column was frightening. OH, THE FRACTURED BUILDING OF IT ALL! It took no obscure germ to make me barely seduce the insidious spider, but the opulent tape recorder was curious. Furthermore, some febrile empty lot hibernates, and a scream learned the MYSTERIOUS TRUTH about a blood clot about a spider.”

“OK, now you're just getting WEIRD.”

“You ever see those old, cheap black and white cartoons, where the characters arms extend from their bodies and bend down to the ground at the elbows, and they kind of bop up and down to some sort of whacky circus music? That's what I think is going through Marvin Garden's mind half the time.”

“These two look they were generated by a program which uses a pre-set English grammar filled in with random nouns, adjectives, verbs, and whatnot. Notice that each sentence stands pretty much alone as far as meaning goes. If you use a relatively short noun list, then the nouns will be repeated enough to make it appear that the entire text have one unified meaning.

Also, our brains are pre-wired to find order, so if you're not careful, you'll mentally edit out the parts that make no sense. But if you study them both carefully, you'll see that neither has any underlying meaning.”

“Yeah, I noticed that too bitpusher. One of these days I'll figure out how to covey a dry sense of humor in print.”

“I just can't bring myself to study Marvin's bs. However, it does appear that bp has a point.”

“I hold back on a lot of my humor because I'm afraid someone won't get the implicit irony and get angry. A lot of times, I've typed up a whole post, re-read it, and then just deleted the whole thing because I thought someone reading it would get p!ssed.

Sometimes I just can't help myself chili. I gotta have something to read, and if I'm in the right mood, it's downright entertaining.

I gotta wonder why he's switched to generated stuff. He hasn't even begun to scratch the surface of the alien abduction/conspiracy theory nonsense that's available out there on the web.”

“I think I delete more stuff than I actually post.



Maybe he's just bored today?”

“Perhaps there's a hole in his foil hat?”

“I think "SCREAM LIVING INSIDE A POLYGON" pretty well decsribes those of us stuck in office cubicles.”

“Yep, that's me, SCREAM LIVING INSIDE A POLYGON. Dilbert is my reality.

I also delete more than I post.”

“*post deleted*”

“MG you are a total joke!

8|”

“I feel OSTENSIBLY RASPY at times, also.”

“"SELDOM DERIVED PERVERSE PLEASURE FROM THE CYLINDRICAL TRIPOD"

I think I saw Jenna Jamison do that once.”

“An impossible symmetry was ACCIDENTALLY SHOCKING. Sometimes another ooze meditates, but soon I was to find that the bizarre demon always granted the power of a notable abyss! It was some knowledge, but now I had no choice but to accept the fact that a cryptic truck was indeed hardly febrile as well as somewhat nameless! When the germ about inferiority is temporal, the nation inside a torch peeked at a legend. Sometimes A NIGHTMARE OF THE POLYGON HIBERNATES, but soon I was to find that a fraction always eagerly negotiated with an abstraction over an existence! A FASCINATION PIERCED THE BLACK, beating heart of a vista, because a tape recorder ignored another globule. The earthy submarine was hesitantly frightening. A clock from the source sucked the life from the modern Necronomicon. Indeed, the typical column of the bohemian lover was lethal. WHEN A SUBMARINE SELF-FLAGELLATES, a curious vault meditates. An annihilation of the fire avoided contact with another symmetry near some doorstep. An ABNORMALITY OF A HISTORY viewed the hideous offspring of annihilation near the echo. Like a wisely underhandedly outer the foreign science they recognized squid, some raspy, but others overwhelmingly or SELDOM HATED A CLOUD FORMATION. It was the obscure rock, but now I had no choice but to accept the fact that a CYCLOPEAN ECHO was indeed insidious as well as non-chalantly amphibian! An unimaginable darkness hibernates, but the demon cleaned the hardly dirt-encrusted myth. I WATCHED IN HORROR as the indescribable servant knowingly completely reached an understanding with the rock! I watched in horror as a truck hardly seldom hated the vista! If the ritual devoured a voice, then a mulch near AN AUTOMOBILE BREATHES.”

“And I thought you guys were really nice. All this time you were just typing and deleting your niceless jokes. I think that everyone should stop deleting their stuff and just let it fly (use a declaimer). Ot you could use a trollname to let it fly, like gojo or Tarp Rat.”

“Sometimes I wish I could speak my mind but hey we can't always get what we want.

8|”

“Hear, hear, sing it Mike!”

“An INEXORABLY VAPORIZED MUSHROOM thoroughly seduced a fear, and the stone reached an understanding with AN EARTH-THREATENING SYMBOL. Furthermore, the thing from a coin hesitates, and INSANITY NEAR ANOTHER ABNORMALITY assimilated the furtive nightmare. Sometimes a vacuum procrastinates, but soon I was to find that a wedge beyond a tome always hardly COMPETED WITH THE PYRAMID! When symmetry living inside a mark is fungoid, the self-loathing memory recognized the symbol. If the lover from the column unleashed its power upon a table over the column, then an accidentally slow legend ruminates. A spider over a fraction feels the scream, but an INEXORABLY PSYCHOTIC WEDGE greedily derived perverse pleasure from a tomb. OH, THE ANNOYING SATELLITE OF IT ALL! A blood clot near a submarine was outer. The delicacy behind the lantern played horrible games with the monolith beyond the fascination. Most people believe that a symmetry living inside a scythe secretly seeked a particle beneath a viper, but the OFTEN MEMORABLE SUBMARINE is much more frustrating. At long last, the earthy color of the cosmic, nearest arch was revealed! Most people believe that some secret derived perverse pleasure from a Necronomicon, BUT THE AMPHIBIAN BRAIN IS MUCH MORE EVIL. Like a completely psychotic an occurrence they carelessly was captured and consumed by scream, some eldritch, but others unwittingly or greedily GRANTED THE POWER OF AN EVIL LEGEND. Indeed, the non-Euclidean thing of a science about insanity was single-handedly genealogical. I watched in horror as the egg out of an insignificance accurately non-chalantly viewed the HIDEOUS OFFSPRING of the township! At long last, the treacherous vault of the fungoid, earthy mortician was revealed! Remembering the FRANTICALLY ANNOYING DOORSTEP OF THE LIBRARY, I prostrated myself before the ritual of the TERROR INSIDE A BURGLAR that stood before me.”

“What kind of brain do you have MG!!!!!How many times have you been in and out of rehab?????

STOP TAKING DRUGS THEY ARE ROTTING YOUR BRAIN!!!!!

8)”

“this thread was a self-fulfilling prophecy!

a pit = a hole, a lack

the thread turns into a discussion of:
-lack of sense and meaning in MG's posts
-lack of ability to convey humor in posts
-lack of posts themselves (deleting)

cool!”

“A-Hole”