I Ate a Pound of Jerky!

“No, but pine nutz are delicious!”

“Actually, you probably don't want the ostrich jerky. I mean.. it's okay, but nothing great. But still, how can a jerky-fantaic resist buying ground ostrich meat when discovering happening upon it at the grocery store?

Nuthin' ventured, nuthin' gained.”

“OK, I'm really leaving this time”

“I love trees but I think it might just be to hard to eat one,but if you make it taste like beef I bet Biz would try to eat it!

Hheheheh!!!!!!

8D”

“Dammit, I forgot to remove "discovering" from my last post. I'm the king of doing that.”

“Hey biz, how's the new job?”

“My next batch comes after I become a biped again. It should be good.

Too much trouble? Hardly. Piece of cake.”

“'Raw', eh?

I know a guy who always orders his steak as rare as he can get it. What he always says is, "Just knock off his horns, wipe his ass and sent him on out!"”

“Oh man, I'm halfway through a 8 oz. bag of Teriyaki Turkey Jerky.


PPPPPFFFFFFFTTTTTTT!”

“Stay away from any open flames. :-)”

“Go for the glory, Rosey!”

“Just polished off the leftover beef jerky from this wekends trip.

Prolly couple of ounces.

Now time to head down to the gym

Should have the equipment ot myslef today.”

“All i can say is EAT A LOt OF FIBER!”

“in case anyone was wondering, I have been jerky free for 9 months!!!”

“My sincerest condolences.

Has the squirrel been 'jerky free' too?”

“I brought in about a pound a half of turkey jerky to work, and everyone keeps raving about it. It's just about gone.

I rule.”

“Next time bring in beer, you'll be even more popular...”

“I miss Biz......where art thou, Biz?”

“Be careful what you wish for.... <VBG>



Let's see -- Turkey Jerky, dehydrated stuffing, filtered gravy, a handful of cranberries...”

“I thought this was going to be a thread about Dub's breakfast.”

“I'm trying to channel Biz at the momment.......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........


Biz
Biz
Biz

I guess the Beetlejuice way doesn't work, either.


Really, there are a lot of peeps that I miss from back in the day.


Sorry, it's the Holidays....I start getting misty this time of year......”

“Last Xmas we met a lone hiker in the Grand Canyon who was as cute and blond as Biz.

She was has carrying a blue REI baqckpack.

We spoke for a moment and went our ways.”

“whats wrong with you, BOY?!?!?!?!”

“Bit - I brought in some of that also.. but only a few bottles, for obvious reasons. hiccup”

“LOL, Stikmon!

One of my boys and a nephew were with me.
We were half way on a ten-mile death march to Clear Creek.
The lovely lady was goin' the other way.

I only lusted in my mind.”

“Why can't I post???

It is a cruel, sad, Windows XP world...”

“Hey. It worked?! I am posting. YEAH, I AM POSTING

I RULE. To Celebrate, a POUND OF JERKY ALL ROUND!! YEeeeHAWWW

(Tilt, was this your doing???)”

“Weird. I have been trying to post for 4 months (well, not that hard). I thought it was my darned computer.

Waz up peeps? (did I ever use peeps before?) BTW, my hair is looking blond these days (but really it is BROWN) (der, don't know where people got the idea it was RED either) And my backpack is purple!”

“I don't know if she needs coffee or prozac. Or a lot of water to go with that jerky!”

“I'm a jerk! Love me?”

“Hey --- you can't hang this on me!

I didn't do nothin'!”

“woohoo biz is back - this aught to get things going again”

“She came and went like a ship passing in the night. What, does she have better things to do or something?”

“hummm more like she came and then went like gas passing in the night”

“Biz, here is one of your old threads...lol”

“My chihuahua likes chicken jerky. Giving her that while I'm eating is the only way I can eat in peace.

Wow, I wonder how much a pound a jerky was before it was dehydrated?”