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I Ate a Pound of Jerky!View Messages“"new, soft style"? EWWWWW!” 3:25:48 PM 4/10/02 “Oh, that is just one step too many over the line.” 4:59:55 PM 4/10/02 ROTFLMAO “Nigal's cat ate a whole HAM!!!!!!!” 8:55:01 PM 4/10/02 “Let's eat Nigal's cat!!! Yummy!!!” 8:57:00 PM 4/10/02 “Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Gooood!! 8)” 8:58:25 PM 4/10/02 “The Sipsey gang says Biz=Kleetn. I feel so........used. I will hereafter refer to you as Bizkleet.” 11:11:28 PM 4/10/02 “Hhahahahah!!!!!! 8)” 11:12:17 PM 4/10/02 “Cat Salad Sandwiches for Everyone! Pass the 'shrooms, please.” 11:28:35 PM 4/10/02 “I used to be a 98lb weakling until I discovered Cat Sandwiches.” 11:33:42 PM 4/10/02 “If you drink to much water you will screw up the equilibrium in your cells and suck all the electrolytes out of you body?? I have heard of this happening. Has this happened to anyone? Not me, I am always munching on clam jerky.  ”8:26:20 AM 4/11/02 “Hi, Bizkleet! You will never again fool this fool.” 9:36:02 AM 4/11/02 “A two-headed mutant from the steppes with a glow-in-the-dark thyroid... washing down handfulls of jerky with buckets of Gatorade!” 9:54:52 AM 4/11/02 “Tilt, the fact that you are able to dream that one up, makes me wonder if you have been "exposed" in the recent past.” 9:59:14 AM 4/11/02 “Well, I've lived most of my life within 20 miles of the Savannah River Plant. Ever hear of it? It's an INteresting place, <GRIN>. Like, what's a little tritium between friends? Then there was that movie with Rosey Greer and Ray Milland. Classic kitsch!” 10:30:00 AM 4/11/02 “Scary Stuff, Man, Scary!” 11:20:39 AM 4/11/02 pound of jerky “Reminds me of the story of the Hungariam clockmaker, Yakob Baal. He invented a particular mechanism which revolutionized the clock industry which became popularly known as the 'Baal movement". Hope you had a good one!” 11:21:35 PM 4/11/02 “A good what? Pounder?” 7:35:01 AM 4/12/02 “THE THREAD THAT WOULDN'T DIE!!!!” 9:03:30 AM 4/12/02 “The gas that wouldn't die!” 11:36:11 AM 4/12/02 “It's almost a virtual yo-yo. Has anyone heard the new Jerky Boys CD?” 12:45:32 PM 4/12/02 “Get your jerky, get your jerky. C'mon folks, get it while it's fresh. We sell it by the pound! Get it now and we will throw in an unlimited supply of water. Get your jerky!” 11:02:51 AM 4/13/02 8:31:56 AM 4/19/02 “Thank god, it's back. I was missing this thread.” 8:36:39 AM 4/19/02 “What I don't understand is why he would want to remove that beauty mark.” 10:46:41 AM 4/19/02 “It's like déjà vu all over again! Wasn't that story posted on another thread day before yesterday? And Another Thing... Those 'big' bags of jerky don't hold but 4 oz. I think Biz is jerkin' us around.” 11:16:38 AM 4/19/02 “Ahhh, the good old days, when Biz was jerkin' our chains.....” 8:54:49 AM 9/10/02 “Where's Biz?” 11:00:20 AM 9/10/02 “Maybe she is busy jerking beef.... You know, to make more jerky.” 11:01:34 AM 9/10/02 “ya but whose beef is she jerkin?” 12:31:17 PM 9/10/02 “tsk... tsk... tsk...” 12:57:01 PM 9/10/02 “she made a short appearance a couple of days ago. No excuses for not being on TT, not hiking much cause she pulled a muscle in her leg.” 5:16:38 PM 9/10/02 “Yeah, it's not like she has a job or anything. Geez...” 5:20:16 PM 9/10/02 “She's the one who said she had no excuses for not being on TT. I guess she doesn't like us anymore. :(” 5:32:24 PM 9/10/02 “I'm running a fever. There are ill-effects to excess jerky” 4:17:08 AM 9/11/02 “Gimme yo jerky brother” 3:37:05 PM 10/06/02 “WoW!!! You gotta get a grip. You're the same dude who told the BRer to sift through garbage bags....hooooweeeee. Your veins gotta be sludge city.” 3:40:20 PM 10/06/02 “I'm a girl. Didn't you read my bio or check out Phil's photo page before ASSUMING I'm a he? sheesh” 3:42:37 PM 10/06/02 Some are just challenged “Don't feel bad biz. Some people just can't figure anything out for themselves.” 3:45:04 PM 10/06/02 “I need to update my bio. Should say something about smartas$ in there too, but it doesn't...” 3:45:58 PM 10/06/02 “Naw...don't read bios..and don't know Phil...” 4:30:42 PM 10/06/02 “BTW...your bio says nothing about your being a girl...just some statement about girls who learn to read maps staying lost for a lifetime. Most girls don't need maps to accomplish that. You must be special...:)” 4:34:18 PM 10/06/02 mountianmster... “thought you did't read bios.” 4:36:31 PM 10/06/02 “...and I can't type! ;)” 4:37:25 PM 10/06/02 “Are you guys a little short of gray matter....could it be possible I read the bio in between one post then the other?” 4:38:10 PM 10/06/02 “did Biz fall off the jerky wagon?” 4:42:44 PM 10/06/02 “I still have some ostrich jerky left. Want some?” 4:45:34 PM 10/06/02 “Artex!!! Hey...... go check out my inquisitive thread about seam sealing.... I'd love to hear your input on the subject within the subject! Oh,.....and if you still have some of that jerky.... I'm up for a new taste....!” 4:49:13 PM 10/06/02 eEEEEYABBAAAaaaaHHhhhh!! “Minimum Quantity = 1 pound” 5:00:57 PM 10/06/02 hey Tilt! “Dehydrating jerky is too mucho trabajo. Just give me the cow. RAW adios amigos” 5:05:53 PM 10/06/02 “biz, ever eat a pine tree?” 5:07:31 PM 10/06/02
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