Marmot Alpinist Climbing Jacket

“Does anybody have this jacket? What do you think of it?”

“Whew! $469.00 SRP, hope you REALLY like it Biz!!!”

“3 yrs with mine love it!!!! now is a good time to start looking, May is a good month to buy winter gear. Exspensive yes but well worth the money. I don't forsee having to ever buy another...............ah heck you know I will sooner or later.......I've got the disease.....the addiction.”

“I know I know. But I hate to get out there with the $250 jacket, end up cold and miserable and think 'for $200 more dollars I could've had the really warm jacket!'

Also, it will last forever?”

“So I email lil Bizzy the following to aid in her hopeless quest (even found it on sale in 2 different places):

http://www.altrec.com/shop/detail/9250/2 (on sale $282)

http://www.outbackgear.com/maralclimjac.html (on sale $329)

http://www.backcountrygear.com/catalog/appareldetail.cfm/MA3001

http://www.guideschoice.com/Marmot_alp_clmb_jckt.htm

And this is the thanks I get?

kleety!

Hey, thanks for the tip on the jacket! I want a red one though.

Dunadan...time for a haiku bomb dropped on Biz.”

“I just ate a pound of jerky!”

“Your cover has been blown!”

“Kleety is the man of 1000 faces. The poster of pranks. He do the voodoo that you do. And he has blown himself.”

“Wrong!

I am, however the prince of poo
the leader of the turd world
number one of number two
shaka of caca
gm of bm
duke of dung
pharaoh of pheces
emperor of excrement

Somebody light a match!”

“Hoof Arted”

“You didn't think it was going to be THAT easy to make me happy, did ya?”

“have my babies”

“Um NO!”

“holy fücking shìt!!”