Real trail maintainers

“Here's some guys that have us Sipsey maintainers beat all to hell:

Everest Trash Cleanup”

“I try to pick up any bodies I find on the trail and pack them out, too!”

“Yah know how whenever someone's body is found out in the woods, it's always either "Hunter finds body deep in woods" or "Hiker finds body deep in woods"

When people ask me why I go hiking and backpacking, I always use that as a reason.

You get the strangest looks when you say something like that. Of course, people who know me just shake their head knowingly....”

“because they know you didn't really "find" the body, so much as titanium axe murder it?

kidding, kidding...”

“3000+ pounds of junk? 29 hikers to haul it out......

Yep, those guys rule.”

“LOL lyra, no, because they know how weird I am.

Enough said.”

“Yah chili, I doubt if we'll be bringing 100lbs each out of the Sipsey.

Of course, they don't have to clear blowdowns on Everest.

Unless dead bodies count as blowdowns....”

“Arrgghh!!!

Blow Me Down!!!”

“Blow the man down!!”

“Sounds like time for a hair tonic connercial. LOL”

“commercial !”

“you've now given me a new term! Conmercial is an informercial or "Miss Cleo" Ad!”