Death to Republicans

“I pray for the destruction of the GOP. Hang'em all, shove a red-hot poker up their @asses, and shove a horse's d*ck down the throat of every republican.”

“I didn't think liberals prayed.

What is the use? You are all going to hell anyway.”

“Who you calling liberal, jack@ss?”

“Who are you calling a jack@ss, Liberal?”

“bacpac - ignore him and he'll go away.”

“Artex, I been ignoring you and it hasn't worked.”

“That would be a nice start. Then we'll go after the dumbocraps.

Followed by the greens and libertarians.

Eventually this country will get smart and make membership in any political party a capital offense.”

“Logging onto TT from a National Park is already illegal.”

“I heard that TheBackpacker can't name all of his sex partners because it makes him sleepy.






















Yeah, counting sheep always made me sleepy too.”

“* If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Al Gore

* "Democrats understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." -- Vice President Al Gore

* "Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts." --Vice President Al Gore

* "Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe." --Vice President Al Gore, 8/11/94

* "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." -- Vice President Al Gore, 9/15/95

* "I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change." --Vice President Al Gore, 5/22/98

* "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, & that one word is 'to be prepared'."-Vice President Al Gore, 12/6/93

* "Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things." --Vice President Al Gore, 11/30/96

* "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." --Vice President Al Gore

* "The future will be better tomorrow." --Vice President Al Gore

* "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."-Vice President Al Gore, 9/21/97

* "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." --Vice President Al Gore

* "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." --Vice President Al Gore to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

* "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." --Vice President Al Gore

* "Public speaking is very easy." --Vice President Al Gore to reporters, 10/95

* "I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat."-Vice President Al Gore

* "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." --Vice President Al Gore

* "When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame." --Al Gore

* "Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it." --Vice President Al Gore, 5/20/9

* "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Vice President Al Gore, 9/22/97

* "For NASA, space is still a high priority." --Vice President Al Gore, 9/5/93

* "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." --Vice President Al Gore, 9/18/95

* "The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Al Gore may or may not make." --Vice President Al Gore

* "We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."-Vice President Al Gore

* "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Vice President Al Gore

* "[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."-Vice President Al Gore

* "As many of you know, I was very instrumental in the founding of the Internet" --Al Gore to Katie Couric, 3/99”

“I thought that last one was " I took the lead in creating the internet"”

“George W. Bush Quotes



"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating."

"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case" - Pella, Iowa, as quoted by the San Antonio Express-News, Jan. 30, 2000.

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" - Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000.

"Nigeria is an important continent " - Oct., 2000.

"If you're asking me as the president would I understand reality, I do."

"Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods" - Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000.

"I know how hard it is to put food on your family" - Greater Nashua, N.H., Chamber of Commerce, Jan. 27, 2000.

"If you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness."

"The senator [McCain] has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road" - to reporters in Florence, S.C., Feb. 17, 2000.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." - Reuters, May 5, 2000.

"I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully" - Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000.

"We ought to make the pie higher" - South Carolina Republican Debate, Feb. 15, 2000.

"There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me."

"This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot."

"There ought to be limits to freedom. We're aware of this [web] site, and this guy is just a garbage man, that's all he is" - George Jr., discussing a web site that parodies him . . .

"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas" - Sept., 2000.

"They [farmers] will be in the forethought of our thinking."

"I'm a uniter not a divider. That means when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up" - Bush, on David Letterman, March 2, 2000. (the audience booed).

"I understand small business growth. I was one"- New York Daily News, Feb. 19, 2000.

"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"

"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile" - Sept., 2000.

"Let me make sure I know what you're saying. You're calling me back to retract your confession?"

"It's not the governor's role to decide who goes to heaven. I believe that God decides who goes to heaven, not George W. Bush" - George W. Bush, in the Houston Chronicle.”

“I am going to give Al Gore a pass on the internet story. It's partially true.

The development of the internet took a lot of research and trial and error. It also took funding from the U.S. government and changes in telecommunication, privacy, and antitrust laws. Al Gore was the go-to guy in Congress to facilitate the legislative framework that allowed the internet to develop. He did not write code or do any technical work, but he was the lead supporter in Congress.”