We know who Marvin Gardens is!

“The sipsey group muddled this out..and we think we have Marvin pinned. We might wait for HER to give us more evidence though.”

“Yeah Opie, I think a little more investigation is needed, but the noose is definately tightening around the suspect.”

“I thought those trips were supposed to be fun.”

“You mean kleetn's actually a her?”

“It was Tom.”

“That is the trip was fun, Tom.”

“i thought it was believed to be Buddha Bear. or was that just to throw us off the track? the plot thickens...”

“chili-
Wheeeew, for a moment I thought it was me.

I'm not sure I could stand having a split personality.”

“I thought it was "The plot curdles..."”

“you mean Marvin's a TROLL??? You bastards! next you're gonna tell me that the Great Pumpkin doesn't exist!”

“Marvin Gardens is not a person

I think I'm a penguin but I'm always wrong

We'll never know what caused the crew to jettison

On their way to play Ping-Pong”

“Wow, a post from Marvin with no CAPITALS!”

“Opie, given all that I have seen today, both my original theory and your theory are holding up.

However, I am inclined to think you are correct.”

“are you people going to tell us who you think it is, or WHAT? :-)”

“Opie,
I did a little research on your theory, I think you may be right.
Maybe SHE should do some research and see where some of her phrases are identical to Marvin's.”

“There are only about 20 people who actually post here. The rest of the posters are pseudonyms
of the original twenty.”

“Uh-oh! I just read this thread and I realized that I posted about Marvin on the "Biometric . . ." thread. If you guys are thinking I'm him, I'm sorry to disappoint. I cross my heart and hope to die that I have never trolled. I was just trying to be funny of the other thread by mentioning a theory he would prolly relate to.”

“Dang. And I thought I was real. Well, who's pseudonym am I then? Wait, I know.




I'm bacpac.




Hahahahahaha! That was fun.”

“newgirl, you are not the suspect.”

“I'm newgirl, Tom Terrific, Mel, Prowler, Mozark, donman, tarp rat, Dunk, Sassafras, Sunshine, and matt,thewebmaster.

Who are you?”

“Thanks for clarifying Chili. I didn't want any confusion over me and Marvy-Boy.

Bacpac, I know you would love to be a hot young chic like me, but you aren't. It's time to move on. HeHeHe!”

“the horror...the horror...

well, since there're about 5 "she's" on here, this shouldn't take too long! give us some clues!”

“I'm BATMAN...

What if there is only 1 TT'er?? Someone with multiple personalities?


Maybe it's really 2 TT'ers... YOU and the person with Multiple personalities!”

“Chili...ya...my case is stronger than ever...I knew posting this would bring a few extra clues...kinda like entrapment..don'tcha love it!

Ya know i should have figured it out about a month ago now that i think about it”

“Colonel Mustard, in the study, with the lead pipe!”

“I think we just about have enought evidence to get an indictment. Just a little more and we will have enough to secure a conviction. I think rabbitman has clued into the similarity of the posts.”

“Was it MRS. PEACOCK in the CONSERVATORY with the CANDLESTICK?
Or MRS. WHITE in the KITCHEN with a SAW?
Been so TWISTED...like a LIPSTICK
My ENTIRE BODY is made of STRAW”

“Should I start neotracing IPs?”

“Stop! Don't you see what's happening? Marvin is controlling your minds to make you believe that he's someone else!”

“I love Marvin! I hope Marvin is Marvin... I don't think I wanna find out there is no Marvin!

Marvin is my hero
Marvin is a pearl
Please don't tell me oh no
That Marvin is a girl

Marvin keeps me happy
Marvin is lots of fun
Marvin could be my Pappy
I could be Marvy's Son

When I'm loafing at my workplace
not doing what I should
I have a smile on my face
cuz' Marvy is so good!

Marvin should have a golden skullcap
at work I am so bored
but Marvy got a tin hat
Cuz' foil's what he can afford”

“So Marvin's a she-devil?”

“Marvin is Skullcap.”

“So how many ladies are there on Trail Talk?

Splash
Sassafras
Scullcap
lyra
Running Girl
Lipstick Hiker
Lizs
Newgirl
Treebait
Smiley Girl
Tarabull
Adventure Girl
Wolfsister
Twigeater
Bpbaby
MaryPhyl
CGHIKER
SnowNymph
Ginny
SmokyGirl
Mel
Hikerchic5
M&M

Okay, I need help for the rest; who am I missing? It seems like a pretty long list, if you ask me.”

“Mtngal. That's the only other one I can think of.”

“Biz”

“I thought Kleetn was Biz.”

“lyra! Marvin is her Evil Twin!”

“yeah, like take me to your leader, maaaaan! ;-)

not me! although i wish i was as poetic as Marv can be...
:-)”

“Poetic? If that is poetry, I need to give hobby writing.”

“no, not the cut-&-pasted stuff he starts threads with...sometimes "he" posts some really good poetry!”

“Oh, okay. I was scared.”

“I thought Kleetn was the Easter Bunny... and if he sees his shadow there'll be another 12 weeks of basketball.

Talk about 'horror'!”

“Stranger and stranger all the time.”

“Stranger and stranger all the time

and think of things that might've been

And I was left thinking, if only I had studied mime

The ring you gave me turned my skin green”

“They think they have Marvin pinned

I long for the days when I was big and hairy

Hoping by now to have been gladdened

And get to see the Tooth Fairy”

“The noose is definitely tightening around the suspect

This lethal conflict was once just a game

And in retrospect

Too stupid to come in out of the rain”

“I Ate a Pound of Jerky!

Oh so bloated, how do I feel?

Don’t wear glasses yet look dorky

Aardvark Salvador Beta Orange Peel”

“a-HA!

A feint within an enigma wrapped in a flour tortilla”

“Ramps:
"The Menominee Indians called it "pikwute sikakushia": the skunk."
Marvin Gardens
12:30:35 PM
04/10/02

A clue?

Who would know more about the Menominee Indians than Pekka? He almost lives within shouting distance of Menomonie, Wisconsin. And he is not too far from the Menominee Indian Reservation north of Shawano, Wisc. He is knowledgeable about English and has a lot of time on his hands. At least, he seems to spend a lot of time watching the birds and the snow.

Please note, though: pekka seems to come across as a real nice family man in all his posts as pekka. But even nice people enjoy having some fun!

Pekka, are you MG?”

“A feint within an enigma wrapped in a flour tortilla

and leave a slice of pizza for me

I climbed the mountain of la silla

none of which are ever free”