Another responsible NRA member

“What was the NRA's position on trigger locks?

You can't outlaw guns and you can't outlaw stupidity.”

“Everyone should have a gun and know how to use it, use it wrong and you use it on your self.”

““What was the NRA's position on trigger locks?

I believe they are of the position that they are a good thing but ultimately the gun owner's responsibility. See, they unlike you, believe in freedom.”

“The NRA also does not believe slapping a lock on a gun is the only way to stay safe with children. They actually educate them. They have now educated over 20 million kids on gun safety.

http://www.nra.org/Article.aspx?id=7567”

“Stupid 2 year olds. They should all be required to take gun safety courses.”

“i still got my certificate from 1962.....”

“Pi$$ poor parenting skills if you ask me---when my son was two years old he could hit the bullseye eight out of ten times. This kids' aim is awful.”

“Ted Nugent, another NRA nutcase...

"...God-given right to keep and bear arms..."

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/19/commentary.nugent/index.html

This is the mentality of these nut cases who own guns and believe more is better. They are lunatics who believe GOD gave them the right to own guns. Nugent is as delusional as Timothy McVeigh, The Unibomber, and every shooting-spree criminal that ever was.”

“And you're as dumb as a bag of hammers.”

“A West Virginian calling someone else dumb is hilarious.


West Virginia State Residency Application

Name: ________________
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CB Handle: _____________________

Occupation:
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Spouse's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
(_) Sister
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Number of children living in household: ___

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Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ bedroom
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Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194__
Number of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of
pickup: _________

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
(_)The National Enquirer
(_)The Globe
(_)TV Guide
(_)Soap Opera Digest
(_)Gun World

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
(_)Weekly
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Color of teeth:
(_)Yellow
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Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
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How far is your home from a paved road?
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(_)can't get there from here

BUMPER STICKERS:
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Favorite Recreation: Check all that apply:
___ Square Dancin'
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# of Dogs: ___ Type: ___ Blue Tick ___ Beagle
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Cap Emblem: ___ John Deere ___ McCulloch Chain Saws
___ Budweiser ___ Vo-Tech
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___ NAPA ___ Smile if you're Not Wearing Underwear”

“HOUSTON, Texas (CNN) -- NASA is concentrating on a review of its security procedures as officials try to figure out how a contract worker smuggled a handgun into the Johnson Space Center, where he killed another employee and himself, a spokesman said Saturday.

The gunman, armed with a snub-nosed revolver, barricaded himself in a building that houses communications and tracking systems for the space shuttle. In addition to killing a man before taking his own life, he had duct-taped a woman to a chair, holding her for hours, police said. The woman hostage escaped, suffering minor injuries.

Another upstanding gun owner snaps.”

“FEDERAL WAY, Wash. - The 15-year-old son of a Washington state trooper whose weapons were stolen yesterday has been arrested for the theft, police said.
The boy, a student at E.B. Walker High School in Puyallup, was arrested late Thursday for investigation of six counts of weapons theft, said Pierce County sheriff's spokesman Ed Troyer. He is being held at Pierce County's juvenile facility.

Also arrested were two boys to whom he allegedly provided the guns. Those boys, 15 and 16, are students at Todd Beamer High School in Federal Way.

Three of the guns were discovered in the possession of the 15-year-old Todd Beamer student on Thursday, prompting an hourlong lockdown on campus. Investigators found the other three guns in a garbage bin outside the 16-year-old's apartment in Federal Way, the Federal Way School District reported.

State Patrol spokesman Mark Lewis said it was not yet clear how the boy who took the weapons to school knew the boy who stole them.

http://www.komotv.com/news/7121636.html

An example of another responsible upstanding gun owner who made it possible for guns to get into the wrong hands.”

“A West Virginian calling someone else dumb is hilarious.

I'm not from West Virginia, so thanks for proving my point about your stupidity, #&%!$-for-brains.


Maybe next time you'll check your facts before you run your cockholster.”

“Your profile says resident of West Virginia, moron.”

“You can't read, and I'm the moron?

K E N T U C K Y does not spell West Virginia.


Should I spell it phonetically to help you out?
last edited: 4/21/07 1:49:27 PM”

“Don't quibble, there's room for both.”

“Very funny. You change it and try to blame me for your incompetence. You are a riot of responsibility. I bet a nutcase like you owns a gun.”

“Lexington Kentucky law:
It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

You must be just as stupid in Kentucky as you were in West Virginia.

http://www.ahajokes.com/kentucky_jokes.html”

“Maybe next time you'll check your facts before you run your cockholster.

OMG! Thanks for the belly laugh ! I've never heard that one before.”

“Am too. Am not. Am too. Am not. I know you are but what am I?”

“Very funny. You change it and try to blame me for your incompetence. You are a riot of responsibility. I bet a nutcase like you owns a gun.”
USA
1:54:29 PM
4/21/07

Nice try meatwhistle. Did I also go back in time and post a bunch of UK basketball and football messages in the sports threads, or do you have another explanation for how they got there? No one who is not a Kentucky resident would dare cheer for Kentucky football.


And yes, I own a gun. In fact, I have more guns in my house than you have fingers and toes. I own lots of guns partially because I know it anguishes hoplophobes like you so much that you devote entire threads to expressing your fear of them. Freud would love to get his hands on you. He probably had you in mind when he said A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity”

“Well I think USA has once again shown that gun control does not work. All these hundreds of laws we already have failed miserably again.

Thanks buddy! :)”

“ message from USA being ignored

That pretty much sums this thread up.”

“Needs a little work, but that's pretty close 'Zac.


NRA would be better off without Nugent, though. Flake meter is off the scale. Seems to have the Imus disease, too.”

“Throw away the rubber and snif fthe glue-all of you.”

“It's amazing how many people completely disappear when the fuego box is unchecked.”

“HICKMAN, Kentucky (AP) -- Officials released a prisoner from a state facility after receiving a phony fax that ordered the man be freed, and didn't catch the mistake for nearly two weeks.

Timothy Rouse, 19, is charged with beating an elderly western Kentucky man and was at the Kentucky Correctional & Psychiatric Center in La Grange for a mental evaluation. He was released from that facility on April 6 after officials received the fake court order.

It contained grammatical errors, was not typed on letterhead and was faxed from a local grocery store. The fax falsely claimed that the Kentucky Supreme Court "demanded" Rouse be released.

Lexington police arrested Rouse at his mother's home Thursday evening.

"It's outrageous that it happened," Fulton County Attorney Rick Major said. "I'm just glad nobody got hurt, because he's dangerous."

Police are still investigating who faxed the phony order.

Attorney Carlos Moran, who is representing Rouse, declined to comment.

Prison officials did not notice that the fax came from a grocery store because policies did not require checking the source of a faxed order, said Greg Taylor, the LaGrange facility's director.

"It's not part of a routine check, but certainly, in hindsight, that would perhaps have caused somebody to ask a question," he said. He added that misspellings on orders are common.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/21/wrongly.freed.ap/index.html”

“"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity”
StickmanWalking

I'm not concerned about a weapon. It's nut jobs such as yourself with hoardes of weapons that are the concern. My guess is you are the one who fears guns - of others.
last edited: 4/21/07 9:36:19 PM”

“"I own lots of guns partially because I know it anguishes hoplophobes like you so much that you devote entire threads to expressing your fear of them." -SMW

Good reason for owning lots of guns. Freud would love to get his hands on you.”

“Illinois baby obtains gun permit
Bubba Ludwig may only be 10 months old, but he has already successfully obtained a gun licence in the US state of Illinois.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/6662213.stm

;op
last edited: 5/16/07 10:32:08 AM”

“A man legally carrying a concealed firearm bravely foils a robbery:

Link to Story

John Lovell had just finished dinner at about 11: 15 p.m. Wednesday when, Plantation police say, two men armed with guns rushed inside a Subway shop and demanded cash. After robbing the store, the men turned to Lovell. They wanted his money, police said.

But like his attackers, Lovell was armed. The retired military man opened fire, shooting dead Donicio Arrindell, 22, of North Lauderdale, and critically injuring Fredrick Gadson, 21, of Fort Lauderdale.

Lovell, 71, of Plantation, has a valid concealed weapons permit and is not expected to be charged in the shooting, said police spokesman Detective Robert Rettig. Gadson, however, faces multiple felony charges that could include murder, he said.

”

“YEEEHAA!

And Florida saves some bucks incarcerating one of the scum.”

“Guns don't kill people, husbands who come home early do.”

“MarkO said this kind of thing NEVER happens. *snicker*”

“Then there was the frenchman who was on trial for shooting his wife. When he caught her in bed with another man.

His defense, "It is better to shoot one woman than a different man every week."”

“I am all for it as long as the person who owns the weapon knows how to use it properly.”

“was the young womans life worth the $5.50 or so he probably had in his pocket?”

“But Gadson's grandmother, Rosa Jones, said: "He ain't no hero. He is a murderer and God will serve justice."

She and her husband, Ivory Jones, pastor of a Fort Lauderdale church, sat on their front porch in Fort Lauderdale on Thursday wondering how a man could shoot two people and not go to jail.

Idiots like these grandparents are what amaze me. I'm sure they have all sorts of excuses for their grandson doing armed robbery and how it's not really his fault and that society made him do it, but they personally condemn a man who only acted to defend himself against criminals, and only then when *directly* threatened. Likely, if the two scumbags hadn't hassled him, they would still be alive and healthy and out on the streets.

It's a real mental illness.”

“Mutt it is the same mentality of Victimhood. They see nothing wrong with "the'y peeeps" bustin on the MAN,...but if we fight back its Racist.”

“Oh iffin I could only say on here what just went through my mind!”

“LOL...I keep remembering the 14 year old kid who was shot in the heart with a .45 in the projects years ago. I was in the project and was first to him. I cut his shirt off (due to lots of blood I cut his pants off too) in his skivvies we found a baggie loaded with crack. When I pulled it out and handed it to the cops his 5000000000000000000000000000000lb momma said, 'That ain't his."

DENIAL is not a river in Egypt.”

“

Pilsbury Doughboy Kills Burglars

Some think Joe Horn when too far when he shot and killed two men he believed were burglarizing his neighbor's home.
From GMA Nov. 17, 2007

Texans are debating if a man who said he was defending his neighbor's property when he shot and killed two suspected burglars was within his rights.

Texas state law allows people to use deadly force in order to protect their property. And so far, Pasadena, Texas, resident Joe Horn has not been charged in the shooting deaths of Manuel De Jesus, 38, and Diego Ortiz, 30, earlier this week.

Horn, 61 ran out of his house when he suspected the men were attempting to burglarize his neighbor's home. He called 911 to alert authorities of the situation, and the conversation has been preserved on tape.

Joe Horn: Hurry up man. Catch these guys, will ya? 'Cause I ain't gonna. I'm gonna be honest with ya. I'm not gonna let 'em go. I'm not gonna let them get away with this.

The dispatcher begged him to wait for police instead of taking any action.

Horn: You hear the shotgun clicking and I'm going.

911 Dispatcher: Don't go outside.

On the recording, Horn can be heard threatening to shoot the men if they move.

Horn: Move, you're dead.



If vigilanteism is a crime in Texas, they'll lock his ass up for quite some time.”

“That was plain old stupid on his part. I personally do not believe defending property is justifiable. But I also believe that states have the right to make their own laws.”

“Sounds like the 911 tape could make a case for premeditation.”

“I am not arguing for or against the shooter, but that article you posted is seriously biased against him.

Here is an article with the entire transcript. http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/11/17/national/main3517564.shtml?source=mostpop_story

He called 911 and 5 minutes later the police hadn't arrived. he had a long conversation with the 911 person about not letting them escape after he saw them crawling back out of the window. He said he went out to make them stop and that they came towrd him when he yelled for them to stop (Move and your dead).”

“He was in no danger whatsoever.... and he was told, what, 13 times not to go out there?

I think Reality is biased against the boy, LOL”

“On the tape of the 911 call, the shotgun can be heard being cocked and Horn can be heard going outside and confronting someone.

"Boom! You're dead!" he shouts. A loud bang is heard, then a shotgun being cocked and fired again, and then again.

Yeah, he sounds like a nice man huh. So burglary carries a dealth sentence then huh?”

“IMMI or ILLI? He'll be in some depth if They're Mexican Nationals, cause that white house will swoop down on him like they did Ramos-Compean.
last edited: 11/20/07 11:26:21 AM”

“thats what that article said, but others read that he said, Move and your dead. which makes more sense.

I have no sympathy for the burglars being dead. They invaded someone's home. they had no right to be there. If the guy gets prosecuted and the State wins, I won't be upset. Nor will I be upset if he is exonerated.

There is a phrase that used to mean a lot, but has lost most of its luster. Crime doesn't pay. It needs to mean something again.”

“Vile posting a biased article? I'm getting the vapors!! LOL”