EARTH's TWIN DISCOVERED

“Early in the 1970's a SECRET SPACE MISSION was launched to the other side of the sun, where a TWIN to the planet Earth was found. The astronauts crashlanded on this planet and were PUT ON TRIAL by the denizens of this ALTERNATE WORLD for the crime of ABANDONING THEIR MISSION. They convinced the RULERS of that world to allow them to return to their spacecraft and attempt to come HOME. But the attempt was UNSUCCESSFUL and they crashed again, this time DESTROYING the other Earth's spaceport.

MEANWHILE, back on our Earth, the monolithic MEDIA CONTROLLED BY THE FREE MARKET has suppressed this information. What was once COMMON KNOWLEDGE has been BANNED FROM VIEW. And now NO ONE but I know the TRUTH.”

“Again I must say YOU ARE NUTZ!!!!!!!!

8O”

“interesting, it is now "Marvim Garden"”

“Wow I just now saw that!!!!!

Oh no please don't let there be 2 of you crazys!!!!!!

8O aggggggggggggg!!!!!!”

“Marvim is a cheap imitation of our Wing Commander.”

“Does that mean the mission is going to fail?

8)”

“She came from Planet Claire...”

“Let's put it this way, Mike. If Marvim is ever caught with his force-field down, his eradication will be sure and swift. The Marvin Posse has their lasers locked in.”

“I shall destroy Marvim with bad poetry

It will control his brain

What’s this, THE GREAT NAME ROBBERY?

Marvim: feel my pain!”

“Dunadan, my brave disciple

Marvim is drowning in dreams he can't avoid

We’ll send him dark things, nightshade and purple

that cursed malfunctioning droid”

“Are you one of the people banning this information, or (like in Star Trek) are you from the opposite earth, the counterparts of the astronauts we sent over there? If you are from O.E.(opposite earth) how does this one compare to the other? Blue sky and all that? one moon? I am only interested because I might want to go and see things like the Everest Pit, deepest pit on O.E. or maybe climb the near vertical slopes of the Grand Mountain Range, located near Las Vegas, (a biblical paradise like Eden). Also, when do flights depart, are they really in the tail of comets? One is coming pretty close in 2004 and I wouldn't want to miss my ride. One more thing, if it is summer here is it winter their? I need to know what kind of weather to expect.”

“Jeez, isn't there a single old science fiction movie buff here? 'Marvim Garden' just recited the plot to Journey to the Far Side of the Sun. Didn't anybody else recognize it?”

“So, this is the kind of thread we need to get you to post, tehipite?
Good to see you're still around.”

“This and the Tolkien threads...Dunadan. ;-)”

“OK, that settles it. tehipite is Marvin, lets move on to something else.”

“OK, I just caught you on the "Democrat" thread, also. Them conservatives never get emotional, do they?”

“That was no MOVIE. It was a DOCUMENTARY. I am not hiding the TRUTH.

There is no EVEREST PIT. It is a MIRROR WORLD, not an INVERTED TOPOLOGY WORLD.

Your EVIL TWIN lives on the MIRROR PLANET, unless you are already evil. Then, it is your GOOD TWIN.

MOST of the contributors to this board have a GOOD TWIN on the mirror world, except BIZ. She is EVIL on both WORLDS.”

“A POSSIBLE HOME FOR AN EXTRASOLAR EARTH

Although ASTRONOMERS have found about 80 extrasolar planets, NONE IS ANYTHING LIKE THE EARTH. All are gas giants as massive as Saturn, Jupiter, or MORE, and many are in STRONGLY ELLIPTICAL orbits. However, one exoplanet system, 47 URSAE MAJORIS, does BEAR a resemblance to our solar system. Its two known planets circle CLOSER to the star than Jupiter does to the Sun, but their comparative ORBIT SIZES and MASS RATIOS are reminiscent of
Jupiter and Saturn (the planets have 2.5 and 0.76 Jupiter masses,
RESPECTIVELY). Astronomers assumed that such massive objects would DISRUPT the orbit of any small, Earthlike planet in the star's habitable zone, the area where the temperature is right for liquid water. NOT SO, say Barrie JONES and Nick SLEEP (The Open University, England). They found several STABLE orbits possible in the habitable zone. This makes 47 UMa an ENTICING TARGET for future searches for Earth-sized exoplanets.

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“See the dead pigs on the highway
Not enough to feed my soul
You've had your change, now you'll do it my way
All badges go down that hole
I'm alone in the bucket of a mach one
And down inside I know you love me too
So have a beer with Christ or Hoover
Twin Earth's comin' down on you

Yeah, the righteous thing

Got a friend in the Belmar Speedball
Crushed inside my head for a year
Now it's time to tear some #&%!$
From revelation and straight to you
Hey Ma'am do you want my baby
Hey Satan want a hole in your head
The mighty ocean parts before me
I'm heading down to New Orleans

Yeah, this righteous thing

See the dead pigs on the highway
Not enough to feed my soul
You've had your change, now you'll do it my way
All badges go down that hole
Hey Ma'am do you want my baby
Hey Satan want a hole in your head
The mighty ocean parts before me
I'm heading down to New Orleans

Yeah, this righteous thing”

“Buddur-
Is that from a lost Black Sabbath
album?
Gothic, man .Gothic.”

“It's old Monster Magnet from the album Superjudge. That album and Spine Of God are must haves, even Tab...25, after that it's all downhill.”

“I guess I will just stay put and explore this Earth if the landscape and such is esentially the same. Besides, I wouldn't want the evil tahoe to come and kick my @ss just for being me. I also heard that travelling in a comet's tail has its own life-threatening risks to deal with.
I'll take my Earth regular, not mirrored.”

“This is causing my brain to hurt!

8|”

“Do a web search on Gorean History....Some folks here on THIS earth really believe in the the Twin Earth .....”

“Marvy gets all his best material from the internet, dontcha Marvy ; ) ?”

“Marvin, your sexual frustration is starving your soul and entertaining us all. Since you get off on this form of entertainment, I suggest you get a job where no clothes are necessary. Unburden your emotions and show us what you've got. Although your trolling is therapy for you, it's dangerous in the long run.”

“Are you talking to Marvin of the Cosmic Probe? He has no need to prove himself to you, poor little
earth-girl.”

“Sorry I ruined YOUR thread Dunadan.”