Whats for lunch?

“well?”

“mexican?”

“I think a potbelly sandwich - turkey.”

“Got a hankerin' for Krystal today.

And I'm not even drunk.”

“gross pusher!!!”

“Well, that's not how she felt about it, but that's another story.”

“beef with veggies.

chinese style”

“Then don't you mean, cat with veggies?”

“I thought it was dog?”

“leftover bit of chili and one slice of pizza. I'm cleaning out the fridge. It could be worse I guess.”

“Oh, NOW mrschili will get hot...”

“Half a can of refried beans spread on a plate with Cheese Wizz spread liberally over the top and then nuked for a couple minutes. Salsa on top and scooped up with chips.

Looks like I'll be spending some time by myself this afternoon.”

“no, It's not the same Chili, swear! This chili had beans in it. ;)”

“and sleeping on the couch!”

“ohmigod, WK, i LOVE Potbelly's!! i ate there yesterday...a Vegetarian, hold the American "cheese." speaking of which, Cheese Wizz? LOL! that's just nasty.
;-)”

“I wonder what the Wizz is in Cheese Wizz?”

“It is my favorite of all the "sandwich shops" Lyra.

YUMMY!”

“lasagna with garlic bread and a green salad...wanna come over?”

“eewwwww, Aero! :-D

i heart the hot peppers they put on them, WK! a sandwich isn't a sandwich unless you're crying by the end of it.”

“I make some really great baked nachos. I serve them as an entree they're so good.

Here's the recipe:

Ingredients:

1 lb. ground beef
Tostitos Tortilla chips
1 can pinto beans (you can substitute refried beans if you like, lazy asses)
1 medium onion (not needed if you use canned refried beans, lazy asses)
chili powder
onion powder
garlic powder
ground cumin (also not needed if refried beans are used)(lazy asses)
salt
grated cheddar and jack cheese, about 2 cups (I use the pre-packaged stuff, this is my lazy part)

Preheat oven to 400F. Cover the bottom of a 13x9 baking pan or dish with the Tostitos. I try to make sure the chips are at least two or three deep all over the bottom of the dish.

First, prepare your own refried beans. Lazy asses can skip this part, to your peril.

Dice the medium onion, and carmelize in olive oil in a skillet. Add the can of pinto beans, mixing well. Let them simmer for a couple of minutes, then mash using a potato masher until all the beans are crushed and you have a good homogeneous mush. Add about 1 tsp. garlic powder, 1 tsp. onion powder, and about 1/2 tsp. ground cumin seed. These are approximate, adjust to your taste. Add water to the mixture to make it pourable, about the consistency of thick pancake batter. This should be done even if you are using canned refried beans (lazy asses).

Ground beef: (Vegans can skip this step and the nachos will be just as good)

Brown the pound of ground beef in a skillet. Drain it if you're worried about fat. Salt to taste, and add about 1 tbsp. of chili powder, and 1 tsp. each of both garlic and onion powders. Again, these are approximate, your mileage may vary. Mix beef in with the refried bean mixture.

Pour the beef/bean mixture over the chips in the baking dish, trying to completely cover the chips. Use a spoon to spread the mixture out even over the chips if need be. Then, cover the whole thing with the cheeses.

Place the baking dish in the oven and bake for about 15 minutes, or until the cheese is nice and melted and bubbly. Remove from oven, and let sit for just a few minutes to let the cheese re-solidify, then serve.

Serves 2-4, depending on how much of a pig you are. The recipe can be easily doubled if more people than expected show up, just be sure and use a larger baking dish.”

“doesn't it make the chips soggy, being under the other stuff for 15 minutes?”

“*burp*



sorry”

“Trust me, you won't care. Some of them are soggy, some of them are still crisp.”

“Oh, I garnish with salsa, jalapenos, and sour cream.”

“Eating my sandwich right now. Aw Crap! Just got mayo all over my keyboard.”

“That must be a really good sandwich...”

“i don't get mayo, i get mustard. i think they have a special recipe with crack in it!”

“Half of it is gone. Got some sour cream and onion potato chips too!”

“"no, It's not the same Chili, swear! This chili had beans in it. ;)"
Sassafras
12:03:43 PM
10/29/03

Anybody that knows beans about chili, knows that chili has no beans.”

“let's not talk food when scorchy's ready to pass out from starvation”

“Eat already!”

“Yea, what is wrong with you girl? I would have shared.”

“Yea.. I will during my next class. It's more fun to eat than learn during lectures.”

“I made a pot of ostrich chilli the other week, and let me tell ya what! Eat that before a long car ride with the guys and you will be the gastric KING! Smelled like a possum crawled up an ostrich's a$$ and died!”

“yum?”

“Anybody that knows beans about chili, knows that chili has no beans."
pumpkin36

pumpkin... you made chili the other night w/beans.”

“No, I made a weak concoction of Texas soup for the women and children.”

“""no, It's not the same Chili, swear! This chili had beans in it. ;)"
Sassafras
12:03:43 PM
10/29/03

Anybody that knows beans about chili, knows that chili has no beans."
pumpkin36



Hence my statement that you couldn't have been anywhere near my chili, but alas, I fear maybe your beanless chili ferver may be a FARCE! (pumpkin) snicker, snicker. Weak Texas soup my heiney.


(note: today is not the first time you've told me real chili has no beans) ;)”

“Chow me fun!

Ironically this is the same pick up line I tried to use on that undercover Japanese cop in drag a few weeks ago…

Nigal: Chow me fun baby!

Ho Cop: Up against da wall Yankee!

Nigal: Hey it’s cool baby. Against the wall, against the car, however you wanna do it.

I think she (he) was more insulted because I mistook her (him) for a Chinese.”

“Cottonsocks it taking me to lunch at Hooter's.

I love this woman.”

“my breakfast. home sick with the flu. i just puked! mmmm, now if that doesn't make everyone hungry for lunch, i don't know what will!
;-)

well, i don't know whether to congratulate you on that or what, chili. LOL!”

“Sorry to hear that lyra!

Have some soda crackers”

“to go to lunch with you at Hooters.

Rock on chilis!”

“Mmmm, fresh mucus!”

“Quizno's Turkey Ranch and Swiss. Yummy.”

“thank you, WK! tomorrow, i'm sure i'll be well enough for some POTBELLYS, yum!!”

“Warmed up left over spaghetti! Yum Yum”

“im thinking something chocolate...”

“maybe so pickles :) oh how I love pickles! :)”