Whats for lunch?

“LMDAO”

“AHH! you so nasty.

but for real, it has tofu in it, and lots of yummy stuff! it's the breast.”

“I love tofu, especially in Hot and Sour Soup.

You do realize that regular consumption of tofu has been linked to memory loss?”

“lyra, trust me, you are just digging in deeper”

“now that's really disgusting, chili.
;-P”

“Hey, I'm not the one eating Mee Goreng.

I dropped that chick about 10 years ago.”

“Was she full of tofu then?”

“Hey -- I want to make some of this Pearl Tea stuff with the Tapioca doodads in it.

That's the problem I have with Southern 'Sweet Tea'.... it just isn't chewey enough.”

“you people are gonna make me lose my lunch!!

i've heard of that, Tilt..."chewy enough," LOL!! i think it actually sounds good. i heart tapioca.”

“1) mix 4 cups of sugar and 2 cups of water in a saucepan. Heat until sugar is dissolved.

2) Let two family-sized teabags steep in the sugar syrup for 3 minutes.

3) Pour tea-flavored syrup over ice and serve.”

“That's the stuff!!”

“I had a foot long, chili cheese dog, with extra onions and slaw.

I am a bad boy :-(”

“The syrup-chugging scene from "Super Troopers" just popped into my head.”

“I'm having a beef pasty!”

“hmmm.”

“How do they keep those on?”

“eewwwwwWWWWWWW...”

“You absolutely know things are just wrong when lyra is eating Mee Goreng and aero is eating beef pasty.


WTF is going on in the world today?”

“Famous Butte recipe; beef, potatoes and some other vegetables baked in a pastery.

Boy those cows were embarassed, though!”

“If you ever come out here and order one it's pronounced past-ee, youse guys!”

“They are pronounced past-ee here too aero.

The obvious difference is that we tend to use that word while at a regulated strip club, not at the counter at the local diner.”

“At first I thought aero was eating at Shotgun Willies, but then I realized that Shotgun Willies is totally nude, and the dancing diesn't start until after 5:00...at least that's what I heard.”

“Holy sheep shoes! Had some hot wing pizza and a fosters oil can for lunch. I think I'm going to reflu all over myself...”

“I had a Buffalo Sandwich, three mile Island variety.”

“Wow, you guys must have some EEEEEEEvil breath!”

“According to Mapleleaf, I am pure evil, so everything is evil on me...”

“I dont think a buffalo sandwich is any worse than say....pizza.”

“Oh, and I had Indian for lunch. Good stuff, yum...”

“You ate a Choctaw?”

“No, a Brahmin...”

“"Wow, you guys must have some EEEEEEEvil breath!"


Um, try the other end TreeB.”

“Eckerd's has generic Zantac 75 (Ranitidine HCl)... about 15 bucks for an 80-count bottle.

(for future reference)”

“Will that make Wang longer?”

“I just finally got to eat lunch, a mixed Italian sub. Wow and I get to leave for home in a half hour.”

“I had some leftover Hunan Beef. It was spicy and delicious.

Of course, I'm hungry again.”

“Had a turkey club wrap with black beans and rice. Partners ordered in for us today - (i think they're afraid we won't come back) hehehe”

“lunch sucked. They served pasta at this meeting with no choices and I'm on Low Carb! I had two salads and some veggies.”

“jamba juice mango-a-go-go and a lemon-poppy bread.”

“I had half a cup of crisco with splenda(gotta keep contol of my calories) for dessert I had only 2 or 3 dozen double stuff oroes.....................”

“well it seems that if you leave a twist tie on your bag when you put it into the microwave,to re-heat it, it will catch on fire.
Now the entire building plus myself smells like fire.

so now that my lunch is charred, any suggestions?”

“Steal your boss's lunch out of the company fridge?”

“Here...you can have 1/2 of my grilled turkey, bacon, swiss and tomatoe sandwich on fresh baked sourdough I just got from the Co-op.”

“roasted red pepper hummus on wheat and honey pita bread...yum”

“I oughta make some more hummus...the first batch was okay, but too salty, and the taste seemed to go off after the third or fourth day.”

“Leftover goulash here. Yum.”

“I think I'll be taking one of those little starkist tuna salad kits. It's special though in that it's been to Iraq and back. Was part of the care package that went to our friend just before he got killed. It came back this Saturday.”

“Yow.




Um, you might want to check the expiration date on that sucker first.”

“well i guess beef with veggies will be lunch. unless i catch that on fire too.”

“I did, it's got 6 more months on it. It's only been since October. It's kinda weird eatting the stuff but it's so much food I can't bring myself to pitch it.”

“You could donate it if eating it weirds yoou out too much.”