NRA = Terrorism

“Father Goose, it's really bad up here...they just want to disarm everyone...from hunters, collectors and shooters etc.

You can forget about concealed carry...it's not going to happen.

The govt passed a whole bunch of laws to make it harder for a person to own a gun.

The people with guns now have to register them all...originally it was $10.00 for all of them (need to do it only once). Then it was changed to $10.00 each. Then it was changed to $10.00 each, every 3 or 4 years. Last I remember, I think it's up to $40.00 per gun every 4 years....focking tax grab. Ask Gremlin....I think he's more accurate about this.

BTW, firearms are not allowed to be passed down to the next generation anymore.”

“Guns don't enable people to kill people quickly and without mess. People enable people to kill people quickly and without mess...

Or something like that. I get confused by all the "fourlegsgoodtwolegsbad" rhetoric slogans going on around here.”

“Its all the fault of Shaq and that Rodman guy with the multi-colored hair... (what did Carmen Electra ever see in him?)”

“Oh NRA?!

Nevermind.”

“No, No, you were right. The issue at hand is the extremism of a group of icelandic basketball fans with murderous intent. It's the Nordic Rodman Association.

Bunch of freaky, dangerous, freaky, freaky people...”

“weird, wild stuff...”

“and stooopid”

“You guys know I was kidding, right?

NRA = Nordic Rodman Association...

Levity and sarcasm aren't available as a font... Sigh”

“Maybe we should make a sarcasm font and make it available to all TTers.
font face="sarcasm" size="2"”

“I HATE THE NRA! They will protect anything to do with guns whether it's unsafe or not. I love guns however, I think that control should be much better AND you should be able to have any gun you want. As for the people that are holding their guns in case the fed wants to take the guns from them... you bunch are WHACKED! If the gov wants you or your guns they can squish you like a bug”

“<sarcasm> INSERT COMMENT </sarcasm>”

“But... I got 193 sites listed for Nordic Rodman Association on google! It has to be real.”

“<sarcasm>Yeah Violin, like that will ever work.</sarcasm>”

“Okay, Pedxing, I gotta try that!

Hey, the crab boat suicide club got 766 hits!

plaster-filled doughnuts got 557!

I only got two results for smug numskin forepeople, though.

Ahh, the internet, where everyone is instantly empowered with unlimited flawed knowledge!”

“Sheeyat! Who the hell told you about the Crab Boat Suicide Club??? I sure hope you are authorized. I'd hate to see you end up as just another CBS.

BTW: NRA is Ran spelled sideways. 'Nuff said.”

“Oh, wait, you said 'nuff said... Uhh sorry.”

“"Guns don't enable people to kill people quickly and without mess. People enable people to kill people quickly and without mess..."

Actually....

Guns don't enable people to kill people quickly and without mess. The NRA enables people to kill people quickly and without mess...”

“FOURLEGSGOODTWOLEGSBAD!”

“Better:

GOD didn't enable people to kill people quickly and without mess. The NRA enables people to kill people quickly and without mess..."”

“I'm back---had to go to the garage and put on my parachute.”

“whytf do they keep calling my house? do they somehow know I recently got a gun? wtf?”

“It's like the flu, but no shoots are available.”

“shhhhhh!   (sometimes it doesn't pay to advertise!   LOL)

I sent an email to Fred Thompson's campaign and now I've got a free subscription to Field & Stream!   WTF is that about?!?”

“seriously...I may have to shoot my landline.”

“Should've already shoted it.”

“yeah, because a free subscription to field and stream could only come from your email to a politician and not from the multitude of outdoor sites that you might visit or buy from.”

“Maybe if I email McCain's campaign I will get a subscription to AARP.”

“AARP= Ancient Agents of the Republican Party?
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“ROF --- !

Next time, ask if they are familiar with the civil penalties associated with the federal do not call list.... (up to $11,000 per call???)

DoNotCall.gov

Already registered and still getting calls?   Bust 'em!

”

“Respond to Tilt;

Not related to guns...kind of I guess...

A few years ago I was really into archery...so I subscribed to a few titles....one of the titles had sporadic delivery. So I called them and complained...and told them what issues I were missing. I got those issues sent in a plain brown wrapper. Then I got sporadic delivery again for the rest of the subscription. Apparently some postal workers were anti-hunting....and were "losing" the subscribers magazines. I have read that has happened to firearm magazine subcribers also....”

“LOL...I have gotten to the point I enjoy the occasional violation of the Do Not Call list.

ever answer and start of with the interrogation from the Bridge keeper on Holy Grail?

Vat is yo Name?

Vat is yo Quest"

Vat is the Flight velocity of an unladen Swallow?”

“So...... what.

I used to get crap from the NRA all the time 'til I attached a post-it to their 'business reply mail' saying, "Thanks for keeping me updated on all the #&%!$ you're trying to pull in D.C."

I haven't received another scrap of it in the fifteen years since.

It's kinof like Publisher's Clearing House.   I subscribed to four or five magazines and then wrote CANCELLED on the bills when they came.  Do that a few times and you won't get that crap in your mailbox anymore either.”

“Or in Tilty's case...his mom's mailbox.”

“Speaking of unsolicited garbage.....

I got a funny email the other day for some group fronting for Verizon Wireless.   They're all scared #&%!$less that they won't get their retroactive amnesty for breaking the law.   What a laugh!

Sorry guys.   Boo #&%!$ing Hoo.   Shut up and take your medicine.

 ”

“Is this the ELF = terrorism thread?

Gooooood morning Seattle!”

“Speaking of the E.L.F. ...

check out how this girl uses her baby to gain sympathy -

http://supportbriana.org/”

“WHAT...Edwards used a dying wife to be his attack dog...and no one saw a problem with this.

Shrillery is using her daughter...(a hedge fund huckster) to get the sympathy turn”

“just cause you're on a the do not call list doesn't mean company's can't call you...there's all kinds of tricks companies use to get your consent...i once signed up for some indianapolis colts tickets at the state fair and didn't read the fine print...what i was actually doing was giving a time share company permission to call me”

“Don't be too hard on yourself Thrifty. Most Colts fans aren't that bright ya know. Hell, most can't even read. Nyuck! Nyuck!”

“LOL. Thrifty, I ended up one one of those mouse print call lists....so I took the name of someone I REALLY didn't like and would simply put their name on the change of address forms...

Great Phrase,"I am sorry I do not do business Over the phone, please feel free to send me anything you want for review."”

“Speaking of the idiots at ELF....

Five luxury homes burned today north of Seattle in what could be a case of ecoterrorism, officials said. A sign with the letters "ELF" was found in the "Street of Dreams" development. ELF may stand for Earth Liberation Front, which the FBI has called an ecoterrorist group. But firefighters didn't say if the sign is believed to be from the group.”

“THere are cases where they actually SET traps to get the Firefighters responding....”

“The NRA is the best group in america. They arent just about hunting. Shooting sports, conservation, and outdoor enthusiasm are some of their top priorities. In DC, they are defending our rights which the government is trying to strip. More power to the NRA.”

“the NBA is a terrorist organization?”

“If you saw Koby Bryant comin' at ya with that thing in his hand you'd be terrorized too.”