Happy Fun Ball!

“It's Happy! It's Fun! It's Happy Fun Ball!

Yes, Happy Fun Ball, the toy sensation that's sweeping the nation. Only $14.95 at particpating stores!

Get one Today!

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete. Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

Itching
Vertigo
Dizziness
Tingling in extremities
Loss of balance or coordination
Slurred speech (that lets you out, Nigal)
Temporary Blindness
Profuse sweating
Heart Palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration... Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Happy Fun Ball: ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!



Ahhh... the classics!

I'm still looking for an excuse to bring Happy Fun Ball backpacking.”

“Bring it! Have a ball.”

“Dude I remember that!!!!That was very funny when it was on SNL!!!!

8)”

“And here I thought this was going to be a sarabelle adventure story! LOL! Boy was I disappointed.”

“neener, neener, neener -- bring it on Happy Fun Ball!!!”

“Gee, Mister, happy fun ball sure is swell!”

“LOL. I remember that on SNL, too. How long ago was that? I'm starting to feel old now. Good one, Tilt.”

“We Moldy-Oldies gotta stick together!

What's that quote about youth and grace being foiled by age and cunning? <G> I forget how it goes, exactly... There goes the memory!

This totally cracked me up when it turned up in a web search. Somebody must've gotten it on tape and replayed it 89 times to transcribe the whole thing.


WATCH IT, Skyblue! Happy Fun Ball
is a Baaaaaaad Mo-Fo!”

“old age and treachery will always overcome youth and vigor”

“Ah, treachery...

perfidy, betrayal, treason, insidiousness, dishonesty, knavery, disaffection, subversiveness, traitorousness,
falsification, misrepresentation, charlatanism, QUACKERY and The Old Double-Cross.

"Treachers of the world, unite!"”