I Need Help

“Any one in the Cincy area that doesnt do much and would just like some side work??


Im to busy to cut the grass, finish painting the house, cleaning the house??, cleaning the office, straight up both yards, etc.?

What a weekend this is gonna be! I rather be packing!”

“You need to cut the grass already? Our's isn't even green yet. I spent the day yesterday cleaning out the gardens of dead winter stuff. I have to dig in some peat moss, sprinkle garden lime on the iris, edge the grass, add mulch, fertilize the evergreens, yadda yadda. The daffidils and purple leaf plums are blooming.”

“I fertlized the yard two weeks ago before the monsoon. If I dont mow the grass this weekend, I will need a bush-hog to tackle it.”

“From what I remember of Memphis, Chili, you don't even need rain. The humidity in the air is enough to water the grass.”

“You got that exactly right. In the summer when it is in the high 90's and humidity is about 75%, there is no way to mow the grass without passing out.”

“75% humidity?

Wow, that's dry!”

“Yeah in Nashville area its like 98% in summer. keeps teh dehumidifier in my workshop gererating all the time.”

“Sure there is chili. I never pass out in the summer when mowing my grass, because my wife does it!”

“It hovers at 98-99% all summer here.

The good thing is that everyplace else seems comfy to me in summer.”

“bp, she have a sister? ;)”

“Plain ole sticky, yuck. No packing in mid summer.”

“Sorry chili, she just has a brother.

And even if you did swing that way, you'd best leave him alone...”

“well, I don't....

I can relate to lesbians however, anyone who likes women as much as I do can't be half bad.”

“I've cut the grass 6 times already. Wait I'm in California. It never snows here LOL”

“I don't have to cut the grass. Live in a condo. The janitor cuts the grass. :-)”