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Give us a hint, Artex. Tell us about the cosmetic surgery.
Dunadan
9:38:03 AM
10/02/03

I love the names these guys have....
Randy Powers (definately a porno name).
Charley Belcher (a name or a condition).
Bunyip
9:43:58 AM
10/02/03

And more imprtantly does she mind have a bunch of knuckleheads talking about her social life on the internet ;o)
ynamiynami
9:50:22 AM
10/02/03

Hopefully, Artex won't direct her to this thread, lol...
bitpusher
9:51:11 AM
10/02/03

In general, it's a very bad idea to date coworkers. I did way back when and it was bad when it ended.
You still have to work and see this person everyday.

If bit's photos are correct, chuck this advice out the window and go for it. I mean, like they are HOT!!!! ;)
StoveStomper
9:59:56 AM
10/02/03

How old are you, Artex? Some of these women look a little "dated". Like maybe they would look differently in the morning.
Dunadan
10:02:27 AM
10/02/03

Well, sure, that's why I picked those pics as the most likely ones. They're young, hot, and their bios don't mention a husband.

There were three others who were apparently single, but I eliminated two on the evidence that they were older (like 10 years or more) than Artex, and the other because she just wasn't that good looking. Another one's bio was ambiguous, mentioning children, but no husband. I assume a woman with kids doesn't have time for Artex-chasing, but I suppose I could be wrong.
bitpusher
10:03:09 AM
10/02/03

I still think desperation is the key evidence.
Dunadan
10:05:41 AM
10/02/03

Well, then this one might fill the bill, but what she needs desperately is a new hairstyle...
bitpusher
10:09:09 AM
10/02/03

Perhaps you should email StrongBad for advice?
Adventurist
10:09:32 AM
10/02/03

LITTLE HEAD by John Hiatt
I'm dirty as a man hole cover
I'm lookin for my long lost lover
She turned me out and now I'm sinkin'

I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'

I'm talking with a tight red sweater
I'm feelin' like Eddie Vedder
Only twice as cool when she starts winkin'

I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'

I'm loyal as a dog but I'm a hog for that sexual attraction
It starts up in my mind and makes a bee line below the belt
No consequences just satisfaction

Baby in my heart I'm faithful
This two headed monster is so distasteful
Forgive me when my instincts start stinkin'

I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'

I'm just so easily led when the little head does the thinkin'

Think about it...
Capn Bobo
10:28:16 AM
10/02/03

LMAO!
Hey, Dunadan, my vote was for Randy Powers cuzza the name (I kill me).

I think this deserves its own thread, if not a whole website. Maybe call it the 'Match for Artex quest'. Whadyall think?
gremlin
10:48:12 AM
10/02/03

Or maybe...
'Reality TT'?
gremlin
10:50:07 AM
10/02/03

Sorry y'all... I won't confirm nor deny any of your guesses. But I will say that woman in bitpusher's last link needs a lot more than just a new hairdo!

I'm going out with the mystery girl tomorrow, but don't expect me to post a report. :-P
Artex
12:55:46 PM
10/02/03

WHAT! inquiring minds want to know what happens on page 2.

sure, just leave us hanging...your friends who gave you lots of unsolicited adn stupid advice...your friends who accept you even though you dance with hogs...your friends who hold their breath as they hike behind you...

=D
twigeater
1:05:54 PM
10/02/03

...the friends who are stalking you RIGHT NOW to get exclusive pics of your date with the mystery woman...


...did I really type that?
bitpusher
1:07:31 PM
10/02/03

Artex is gonna date a frou-frou girl!
Sassafras
1:36:32 PM
10/02/03

No report?
You're a true gentleman, Artex.
aero
1:37:57 PM
10/02/03

LOL @ Sass! if you take her backpacking, Artex, make sure she knows there's no makeup allowed.
;-)
lyra
1:38:05 PM
10/02/03

Take her out for Mexican food.
Tom Terrific
1:41:14 PM
10/02/03

make sure she knows there's no makeup allowed.
;-)"
lyra
01:38:05 PM
10/02/03

And just how do you know that, MS Adorableness?
StoveStomper
1:42:19 PM
10/02/03

hardy-f'in-har!
;-)
lyra
1:45:10 PM
10/02/03

Dip, Dip and Dip Again
Artex...I'm getting into this fray late, but if I was you I'd dip my pen into that ink and as often as possible.
JO
1:49:21 PM
10/02/03

inky-dinky
aero
1:50:37 PM
10/02/03

oh #&%!$ being a gentleman, we want a trip report!
twigeater
1:54:55 PM
10/02/03

Now, now, a true gentleman dosen't kiss and tell!

Not over the internet anyway. Twiggie, I promise I'll send you an email. :-)
Artex
1:55:43 PM
10/02/03

Off the Artex topic, but on the thread topic - sort of...

Regarding this gentleman thing...is it equally wrong to answer the "did you?" question with "no we didn't" as to tell all?

Please vote below and thank-you for your participation.
=D
twigeater
2:00:25 PM
10/02/03

You better!

(I posted my above post before I read yours - so what say you?)
twigeater
2:01:41 PM
10/02/03

Artex, we need a trip report!!! We have hiked behind you, we deserve it!!! No need to kiss and tell, just give us the inuendos, we'll figure it all out!!! or..or.. you could just type #'s. You know, 1 for first base....

Seriously though, I hope all works out well, and that you find a good friend and lover.
monkeyboy
6:13:21 PM
10/02/03

Bunyip? Long time, no seaweed!


And I think Artex ought to seriously consider "Manwhore" as a new trailname, LOL


(do some of those smiles remind anyone else of Jack Nicholson in that Batman movie?)
Tilt
6:32:40 PM
10/02/03

Regarding this gentleman thing...is it equally wrong to answer the "did you?" question with "no we didn't" as to tell all?

Only if it's to another guy.
Artex
6:43:26 PM
10/02/03

no it isn't okay. your supposed to say you did it whether you really did or not. then your supposed to give exagerated descriptions of the amount of noise, length of time and the actual size of her boobs.
baume 66
9:05:08 PM
10/02/03

don't forget the trip report Artex!

=D
twigeater
3:29:05 PM
10/03/03

A bit of advice. Keep your billiousness to a minimum.
Dunadan
3:41:50 PM
10/03/03

Yo!!! fellas and ladies
whats the greatest age gap you've had in a relationship?
Briar Rabbit
4:07:14 PM
10/03/03

i went on one date with a guy who graduated from high school the year i was born. but it was a pity date, so it doesn't count.

when i was 17, i dated a 27-year old. he was a mortician. that was a lot of fun!
tarbubbIe
4:08:56 PM
10/03/03

Buncha catty guys on this thread.
Geobeet
4:10:00 PM
10/03/03

Yow. I guess the biggest age difference I've had in a relationship would be me and my wife. I'm 6 years and 2 months older than she is.

That's if you're just counting serious relationships though.
bitpusher
4:17:40 PM
10/03/03

the mortician wanted to MARRY me! when he said "of course we'll wait until you're 18" i knew the time had come to cut him loose.
tarbubbIe
4:20:05 PM
10/03/03

Ah, impatient youth...
bitpusher
4:20:41 PM
10/03/03

Tarbubble, you know you are dangerously close to being on the receiving end of a bunch of mortician jokes, don't you?
Dunadan
4:24:19 PM
10/03/03

lol...I know a good one, but I'm not willing to make tarbubble the butt of it...
bitpusher
4:25:38 PM
10/03/03

joke away, Duna-man. but he never asked me to lay in a tub of ice.
tarbubbIe
4:25:40 PM
10/03/03

and lie real still....
Dunadan
4:28:16 PM
10/03/03

I have a date this weekend. :)

Back on the market again might not be so bad.....guess I'll see how it goes.

Wish me luck. Ugh.
Twinkle Toes
4:45:41 PM
10/03/03

tarbubble - You keep providing endless opportunities to earn a new trailname. But like I said on SierraPalooza - I will refrain because I want to be your friend for a long time. LOL.
Phil
5:15:41 PM
10/03/03

This is what Tarbubble would like to say to you, Twinkle, "Knock-em dead".

If you want to book a comedian, just e-mail me.
Dunadan
5:18:22 PM
10/03/03

oh go on, abuse me. i'm in an incredibly great mood and i think a little ribbing will do me good.

we're going to Dizzyland tonight Phil - got any plans?
tarbubbIe
5:27:34 PM
10/03/03

heck man...
go boink her and be done with it...or better yet...you can be the boinkee since she initiated the contact. Good for you...take notes and send them to me.
stikmon
5:32:28 PM
10/03/03




???
Phaedrus
5:39:08 PM
10/03/03

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