Dating sucks

“Q is on a roll today!!”

“On a roll with butter!!!”

“or would that be Tootsie Roll!?!?!”

“Geez Wingding! The guy sounds clueless. You have way more going for you than that! DUMP HIM, DUMP, DUMP, DUMP!”

“Snafu - Good deal man! Have a great time, eat good food that you didn't have to cook, smile a lot and say thanks.

Wingding0 - the guys a real jerk if he's told you to lose weight - no guy is allowed to say that to a girl - even when asked. Lose him fast.”

“and Snafu, call the next day to say thanks!”

“Thanks for the support everyone!

Laqtis - not only does he not have a dual tool, he has a rather small single tool.

Lumberzac - lol - I'll know what to say if anyone tells me to lose weight again.

Snafu29 - thanks for trying to cheer me up.

Aero and everyone: I do need to practice my dumping and kicking.”

“Roam,
I owe ya a call Bud, I got your email...
Not a good week for me...
That was until last night and today....

Wing,
Amen Sista!”

“LMMFAO!!!!”

“LMAO @ wingding0
Like one of the little Eye glasses screw drivers....lol”

“I think I have a date for tomm.

It feels kinda wierd - I'm excited to go out but not terribly excited about the aspect of it possibly being a date.

Guess it's time though to start dating again....

Is this wierd?”

“Well, I know what the most important question to ask Twinks is...

So what do you plan on wearing?”

“Twinks - you're not sure if it's a date??? Just have fun!

bit-- lmao now you're catching on to the whacky world of women! It's all about the clothes. With men it's all about getting the clothes off.”

“(With women) It's all about the clothes. With men it's all about getting the clothes off.

truer words were never spoken, dhutch!”

“Well, that depends on how much of a hurry we're in...”

“With men it's all about getting the clothes off."
dhutch1
03:14:36 PM
12/05/03

that works both ways you know, not that I have ever had that done to me”

“Well, I will probably wear my booty jeans with a nice cashmere sweater. It is snowing so I will have to wear my hiking boots. I might substitute cords for jeans. (We are going to the museum and possibly ice skating - very low key)”

“You can probably find out a lot about a guy's sense of humor and such at a museum, I've never thought about it but maybe that's not a bad scenario.

Maybe I'll have another date someday.......”

“Not going to the sex museum, are you?”

“Museum dates are awesome. You can find out alot about ea. other, plus the potential for humor is very high.

K, shopping update: scored a black satin wrap shirt for $7! Looks awesome and cost nothing! I think I will wear it w/ jeans. My legs aren't so nice in a skirt and considering that it's a freight co., jeans are totally exceptable w/ a nice top. I'm so excited for this stupid party.

Also, the new boy wrote me an e-mail on Wed. Tooooo cute. He said he's been waiting JUST to kiss me forever! Woohoo! My stomach is going to shoot out my ears, I'm so excited.”

“If the stomach-shooting-out-the-ears thing happens, post pics!

Glad you are so excited, I bet it feels good.”

“So glad for you newgirl. When is the party exactly. You'll have to give us a review. Ya know, how the outfit went. Oh, you do have the right shoes don't you?”

“LOL @ Dhutch! Will you take me shopping sometime???


I love that feeling, Newgirl! Hold onto it and enjoy it!

(T-45 mintues until I see my boy....)”

“Wellllll, Merry Christmas, Newgirl!! Hope it goes well!
My wife and I are going to her firm's Christmas party next week. It'll be pretty fancy-schmancy. It really is like a date when you get to leave your 5 year old at home with the sitter!”

“I've posted this here before, I think, but it sounds appropriate again for today.



Woman are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from
the
ground that aren't as good, but are easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY'RE amazing. They just
have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough
to
climb all the way to the top of the tree.
YOU'RE A GOOD APPLE. SHARE THIS WITH OTHER WOMEN WHO ARE GOOD APPLES,
EVEN
THOSE WHO HAVE ALREADY BEEN PICKED.”

“Of course, the corollary to that little piece is that even that apples at the top eventually fall to the ground, if they're never picked...”

“But it will mess up the outfit!”

“LOL @ Stove! Dhutch, the party is next Sat. And I think I will wear high heeled boots. Good or bad o' fashion master? LOL!”

“Remember...pictures everyone.

wingding...dump is right. You deserve someone better than that.”

“Newgirl, sounds like your gonna really impress the s**t outta this guy. Hope you have as good a time at the party as you seem to be having just getting ready for it!”

“but I don't want to be alone over the holidays”

“maybe that's what I'm doing wrong - I'm not wearing the right clothing when I go on a date.”

“hmmmmmmmmm, maybe. Email me a pic, clothed and naked and I'll let ya know....LOL!”

“wingding0, I am not all about clothes, although yes, it's fun to clothes shop. But I, for one, just don't get into the shoes and this and that. They are just clothes. It's the person inside the clothes that matters (and as was said, the clothes come off, too... lol)

I wouldn't think backpackers would really be into people who are so into the "right" clothes. Shop for stuff that you like and you feel looks good on you. You trust your own taste, right? OK, I'll give you this, that girly talk on clothes can be fun (or so I've heard. My friends and I were always the ones shopping solo. We didn't want to hang around and check out someone else's clothes, for pete's sake. lol)

I guess I am an aberration to womenkind. So shoot me.

And wingding), I know what you mean about holidays. John Mayer has a song about that on his first CD, where he's figuring the gal at Christmas should last through St. Patrick's day safely. lol!!

and to newgirl, as stove said: "stomach-shooting-out-the-ears"... hmmm... isn't that from the movie, "Alien????" LMAO!!!”

“That's bad motivation wingding0. I'm no one to judge, but just make sure your being fair to yourself and him.

And have fun!”

“WICHITA, Kansas (AP) -- Young lovers can sometimes lose their heads, but a young man in Wichita lost part of his tongue, police said.

Police were called to a loud fight about 9 p.m. Monday, at a home on the east side of the state's largest city.

Officers gave this report: After the argument, the boyfriend tried to give the girlfriend a makeup kiss. Instead, she bit off a large part of his tongue. Police recovered the piece, and it was re-attached at a Wichita hospital.

The young woman faces charges of aggravated battery. Police said the boyfriend faces simple battery charges.”

“and who said kissing and making up was fun??”

“My chat group is having a date auction to raise money for Toy for Tots...I was requested to be auctioned off....so tomorrow I go to be auctioned off...off on a date with who ever is the highest bidder......LOL..pretty desparate huh...oh well....anything for the kids...( and a date)”

“Wingding0, That is terrible (about losing weight). Unless that boy has 5% bodyfat tell him "Shut his pie hole" And as for being alone around the holidays. Enjoy it with other single friends or volunteer your time to people who are less fortunate than us. I hope all works out for you.”

“wingding0, I thought you had a pic on Phils page.”

“"I wouldn't think backpackers would really be into people who are so into the the "right" clothes"...

Au Contraire, Lizs! The "'right' clothes" are wind and waterproof!”

“I had a late date tonight. I think I'm in love*.









*Geobeet recently called me a liar, in this instance, he'd be right.”

“Wing ding , If ya dont want to be alone on the holidays get a dog and a warm fireplace - dump the jerk! Life is too short to be dishonest about relationships....”

“Twiggy - I thought you did your fishing with that ranger??????”

“Man, he has the nicest runners body. I'm too excited to sleep.”

“Lt - that would be fly fishing (and it was only one lesson) and this would be smelting (ice fishing) and most of my fishing I do alone.”

“hummm - confucious say "she who fishes alone doesn't get to hook a man"




(BSEG)”

“I fish alone all the time and the bonus is you catch more fish alone.”

“wingding - email is back up on profile!”

“Maybe wingding should go to Michigan too!”