Dating sucks

“congrats twinks, you know everyone will be expecting a full trip report.”

“I've narrowed my shopping list for my boy down. The choices are:

A Monty Python plethora: DVD's and some MP chocolate treats (brains and dead parrots) I found in a catalog. He mentioned he wanted the Holy Grail DVD.


A couple of Motorcycle DVD's - I found one on the history of the motorcycle, and one about the greatest motorcycles ever built. He said he didn't want anything else for his motorcycle.


He likes to cook (and I love it when he cooks for me!!) so a friend suggested some gourmet foods. Think that's too selfish for a gift??? (as in he could be cooking for me??)”

“Oh, and another idea:

He is going to buy a bow for hunting soon. Maybe some hunting gear?

Real romantic, huh?”

“Smiley girl, I bet he'd be stoked if you got him some hunting gear he needed! I think most guys LOVE it when their girlfriends give them gifts that relate to their "guy hobbies". It shows you accept them for who they are, rather than the converse which would be something to the tune of "dammit, you never spend time with me anymore, you're always out doing (insert guy hobby here)". Sounds like you're on the right track, good luck! :-)

Congrats Twinks! Hope things work out.”

“Smiley, has he started scouting the area he wants to hunting in, if not you could go with him. That way you can be with him and get in some hiking to.”

“Ewker, he's not a big hunter, and says he's probably not going to shoot at much with a bow. Just wants it to play with. I just figured that was some wierd boy thing. :)”

“you're dating a weird boy Smiley?”

“ok - so that was poor, but it's been a long day ;o) - anyhow, it's you girls that are weird ;op”

“smiley girl you are soooo having a blonde moment! that dude is not going hunting, ever. Buying that bow will give the dude a chance to get away from you on weekends and afternoons. He's got another ho and he'll go see her when your PMS is raging! Hahahahahahaha!”

“*click*”

“HAHAHAHA! ArtexDude thanks I didn't want you reading my stuff anyway. I've read your posts and you sound creepy. Sort of like some old leech looking for 14 year old girls.”

“double click”

“I met a girl on an online friend service. She hates me, so I think we are off to a good start!

Artex is one of the best wingmen in our squardon, so shut your pie-hole loserbreeze.”

“Buddha Bear - Does she hate you online? I cannot believe that women who meet you in person could hate you. I think you need a new hunting ground??”

“Maybe I need a new weapon to hunt with, this howitzer is kinda cumbersome.”

“I'm curious as to why my kegel remark from the Crazy Man thread was not countered by any female responce.

Ladies, wez got to know, do you work'em whenever or whatnever?

Secondly are gentlemen more appealing/ approachable in the company of other guys or other with women or staggin' it?

Just curious, cuz for some unknown reason I get the feeling more females eyeball guys in the company of other woman than when in the company of guys.”

“BR - Isn't an orgasm a more pleasurable form of Kegel?

Men are more appealing in the presence of other men. It enhances the boyish an macho thing.”

“"She hates me, so I think we are off to a good start!"
Buddha Bear
08:27:51 AM

That's not a sarcastic comment is it? It seems so true, My g/f hated me for 3 years before she decided she loved me.”

“Motorcycle deals?

The feds just busted a bunch of Hell's Angels for drugs, so there ought to be some Harleys auctioned off in the not too distant future....”

“Yo budda bear. Broh I wouldn't be talking like that. I didn't say one word to you dude. So mind your own business. Artex dissed me and I put him in his place. He's a troublemaker. Just look at his pictures. Him and his buds look like arab terrorists. And did you see him smiling about killing that pig. He should be hung up like that to see how he would like it. That was pure evil.”

“whatever dub.”

“Hey gang !
I hope all is well with the dates and the apparell ya'll choose to go on and wear...
I've gone on a few dates with this chick, but she has issues. She has not totally gotten over the X-hubby from 2 years ago. I will stick it out a lil' longer but may have to give it the boot soon.
But.....good new is.....
I have been emailing this other babe, she says, she is a mountian climber and she likes to cut the grass on the riding mower in her bikini....I'm in love!!! LOL
I told her Ihave 2 acres of lawn for her to mow!
I have been struggling at times about the XG, I get bummed out about it at times and Struggle to not go back to the dark side...
I keep remembering the great advice from Ya'll.....
I know when i have a few Hot irons in the fire I think WAY less about her. I hope this mountain climbing babe works out, it would be awesome to hook up with an expienced outdoors lady! She could teach me the ropes, literly :-)

Newgirl, Roam, DH1 and others....How are ya doin?

Santa's Stove Stomper,
dewd you crack me up!
Love you man!!!! LOL”

“Is cool breeze = Alaska or = Ohio Hiker (turned sniper) or is IT a just another Troll?


Does anyone now what "Lunasola" means?
If it means anything at all?
thanks”

“Doing Good snafu. Hope it works out with the mountain climber girl.”

“here's a funny one....

A friend of mine at work joined a dating service. He got a date within a couple days with a oriental girl....She was a little homely looking.... she emailed him and said she had been trying to date women for about 6 months now and was ready to date a man again.... So my friend at work went out with her last night...
I have not heard from him yet on how it went....It gets better...he sent her picture to all of us at work and our friend Travis replied...
"Dude, she looks like she did a 50 yard dash in a 40 yard gym!"

I bursted out laughing, I could not help it, the girl has has a flat face....I'm not prejudice, but in this case it was some funny sh-t.....”

“Thats horrible but funny!

And Dhutch to answer your ? sure the big O is better than kegeling but the more you work those PC muscles the better the O'''my.”

“HA!
SQUEEEEEZE SQUEEEEEZE.”

“Dhutch, didn't Briar tell you? We are both trying out for the Synchronized Shwinging Teamm for the 04' Olympics. The kegal training has greatly enhanced shot power and accuracy, and we are still auditioning "assistants" that will assist with pressure building techniques. :)”

“I was channel surfing the other night, and I happened upon that "Sex Talk" show out of Canada, hosted by a woman who looks like a grandmother. She had some sort of bizarre-looking device, and I stopped for a minute to try and figure out what it was. At first I thought it was a wind-up vibrator, but it turned out to be a device for use while doing kegels. You could use it to increase resistance to build those muscles up even more.”

“Schwinging team, that's cool. Is that a sprint or endurance event. Just curious?”

“LOL ....

One my XG's had amazing.... ..Um..."Muscles" they would actually go into uncontrolled quivers and constrictions during the big "O" It was purdy cool to see...Too bad she was a wicked mean person. Her happy spot was amazing!

The last XG was like a fire hose during the REALLY big "O"'s that was a new one for me. When she did it (the first time for her too) she thought she was peee-ing.....Anyone else ever expirienced that ?”

“ooooh snafu too much info”

“LOL
thought we where family we could talk about anything...
LOL”

“Aw what the heck. She WAS probably peeing on you anyway. lol”

“haha
Probably!!! She was hammered most of the time.....
but it came out from a different spot.....
Like from inside....
Weird eh ?
OK hope I'm not grossing anyone out.....
LOL”

“Thanks Bit,
Work puter sez "forbidden"....
I will have to check it out at home tonight.....
Sorry if it was inappropiate or gross, Maybe I got a little carried away with what I thought the discussion was about...LOL
Figured it would at least bring up a few new innuendos :-)”

“Bit,,, I saw that 'hen' a few months back. She was discussing C rings. I lost it when she mentioned that this one could double for evening wear i.e. bracelet. And I thought Dr Ruth was bad.

Dhutch, its all about endurance, you know that,,, 20k all the way. Its all in the conditioning, heck I must kill a kitten a day.

Buddha you pumped for the competition,, I hear the Frenchy's got something on,,errr up their sleeves for next year.”

“There's nothing dirty about the article, but it does discuss sex and it contains the word "orgasm" several times, so I'm guessing your work filter filters on content.”

“Kittens! I'll be laughing about that one for a looooong time!”

“yeah I surprised I get a lot of the "stuff" that is said on TT...”

“dating is great again”

“but I'm sure by next week it will suck”

“I watch that show from time to time, and occaisionally, I think people are calling in with leg-pulls. Of course, she treats them totally seriously. Like the guy who was killing six kittens a day and still couldn't last long enough for his girlfriend.”

“6 kittens,,, now I'm jealous. Do the math,,,, Scoops you fooker!”

“Dang 6 kittens a day!!!
That's a lot of chinese food!”

“He must of did a lot of hiking in the Cat Skills mtn's”

“Or the girl who called in and said her boyfriend's #&%!$ stank too much for, well, you know.”

“I was gonna be all upset that I gave Snafu29 the "tough love" talk and then was totally forgotten in his list of thankees... But NOW!! Well, so much the better. LOL!”

“Sorry LIZS :-(
Thank's to you's very very much's...
I tend to forget those who beat me up....LOL”