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Hey snafu! Sounds like your on the right track again. Glad to hear it.

Good luck gettin your lawn mowed.
Roam Around
1:06:33 PM
12/11/03

What the #$%@? Snafu, that is quite enough bud! If you want I can e-mail you some educational info. that will explain all the mystery to you, but seriously, do you have to post that crap?

K, I didn't get the earrings yet. Maybe today. One thing I did do . . . a little fake 'n baking. A wee bit 'o tan never hurt . . . except this time. Can anyone say "sunburned cleavage?" I'll prolly die of skin cancer of the cleavage now.
newgirl
1:32:56 PM
12/11/03

You need to have your cleavage inspected on a regular basis now, for moles and freckles and the like, which might be precursors to melanoma.

It's a dirty job, but I volunteer.





Oh wait, I'm still married.
bitpusher
1:35:14 PM
12/11/03

Baked the boobs, newgirl?
StoveStomper
1:35:22 PM
12/11/03

Fried her funbags, as it were...lol...
bitpusher
1:36:26 PM
12/11/03

toasted tits?
StoveStomper
1:37:27 PM
12/11/03

It's the level of sophitication that draws me to this site ;o)
ynamiynami
1:43:01 PM
12/11/03

LOL too funny. Newgirl you set us all up for those comments way too easy.
Roam Around
1:44:17 PM
12/11/03

Dang English!
If ya gonna be snotty, at least spell better than 'sophitication'.
Get that stick out of yer butt and join the fun! ;)
StoveStomper
1:47:08 PM
12/11/03

Roam Around - You should have been here when someone said 'mounted'.
Newgirl went crazy. ;)
StoveStomper
1:49:39 PM
12/11/03

Ya know, we give newgirl a lot of crap here, but she must not mind too much, she keeps coming back for more!

I guess it is like family, lol...
bitpusher
1:52:58 PM
12/11/03

Hey ynamiynami! This is a lot more fun than those endless political threads that keep going over and over the same issues. ;)
StoveStomper
1:53:47 PM
12/11/03

newgirl knows we love her. We wouldn't pick at her if we didn't.

Besides, she is the one that wanted to 'corn' somebody. ;)
StoveStomper
1:56:56 PM
12/11/03

HEY!!!
Stop talking about Newgirls Tanned Tata's !!!
No more potty mouth language in here !!!
I got ripped for it already by her!
Only the original Potty mouth can say that stuff :-)

NG, I said sorry for being to graphic...
Sorry again, as he hangs head low....
snafu29
1:57:21 PM
12/11/03

Darn tootin StoveStomper. On THIS thread we just go over and over the sxx issue! Waaay different.
dhutch1
1:59:31 PM
12/11/03

snafu29, snafu29, snafu29
Silly person.
Mapleleaf is the one and only Potty Mouth of TT.
I think I saw her carrying a baseball bat, looking for you. ;)
StoveStomper
2:01:21 PM
12/11/03

dhutch1 - I'm so glad you understand! ;)
StoveStomper
2:03:05 PM
12/11/03

SS
Only the original Potty mouth can say that stuff :-)
snafu29


Thats what I meant by the above statement.....
snafu29
2:04:38 PM
12/11/03

I've got a date with my daughter! That's right, tickets to Grease, her all time favorite musical! Great stocking stuffer.

Does that help change the subject without being off topic?
dhutch1
2:21:24 PM
12/11/03

You crazy Northerners
I thought us Southerners were bad. It's OK to date second cousins or maybe a really hot first cousin but never a daughter. ;)
StoveStomper
2:25:37 PM
12/11/03

I'm really worried the burn is going to peel. That will be reeeeal attractive.
newgirl
2:50:34 PM
12/11/03

NG
Two-Tone Tata'a
snafu29
2:55:35 PM
12/11/03

There's just too many comments running around to pick one right now....
Roam Around
2:55:38 PM
12/11/03

Try keeping the area moist with lotion, newgirl.
bitpusher
2:57:18 PM
12/11/03

R.A.
"There's just too many comments running around to pick one right now...." RA

I think you really meant:

"There's just too many comments roaming around to pick one right now...."
snafu29
2:58:01 PM
12/11/03

LOL @ BIT !!! ROTFLMAO!!!
snafu29
2:58:56 PM
12/11/03

I was only joking Stove, I love it here :o)... hmmm, you mean you Americans spell it with a second s? ;o)
And I'm happy to talk about Newgiirl's peeling boobs.
ynamiynami
3:01:32 PM
12/11/03

Hey, I was serious...
bitpusher
3:08:21 PM
12/11/03

ynamiynami - I knew you were joking, so was I.
You are my favorite Brit on TT. ;)
Hope we can hike together sometime.
I intend to look you and Her Adorableness up next time they ship me to D.C.
StoveStomper
3:08:32 PM
12/11/03

Sounds good to me - can we go back to the boobs now please ;o)
ynamiynami
3:13:00 PM
12/11/03

Sorry to hear that NG, but Bit's right,, you're best off keeping'em lathered up.

You aren't making a habit of this are you? Cuz, you look like you would burn easy.
Briar Rabbit
3:14:04 PM
12/11/03

I burned my, well lets not talk about that.
Lobo
9:22:32 PM
12/11/03

Bits very right , lotion is the best you can do for a burn like that. Im sure you wont have any trouble finding volunteers to oil you :)
Lumberjack
2:38:03 AM
12/12/03

What's the countdown on the big Christmas Party? I KNOW you have the perfect outfit!! lol

Hey just a word, despite the anticipation, don't put lots of expectations on the evening. Go with the flow. The women I know sometimes have difficulty with that. And then become disappointed if everything does not go as they daydreamed. You dont seem that way but.....

Oh and vitamin E oil is the key. Take that from a fair Irish lass.
dhutch1
4:31:31 AM
12/12/03

All this talk of upcoming dating is starting to make me consider dipping my toe back into the dating pool.....

Hey dhutch, since you are the fashion guru, what are 49 year old men wearing to dates nowadays?
Would my gray coveralls with build in belt be cool? ;)
StoveStomper
8:10:17 AM
12/12/03

Stove, I don't think you should even admit to owning such clothes. Go outside and burn them NOW!
Roam Around
8:13:14 AM
12/12/03

StoveStomper with your coloring, you cannot go wrong with a pair of charcoal slacks, black shoes and a black sweater (preferably a turtleneck or crew) for a dinner date. Change that to jeans for just about anything else. No black jeans guys!

For an outdoor adventure date you cannot go wrong by accessorizing with a really great pair of trekking poles!



Holiday
dhutch1
8:29:00 AM
12/12/03

Ah geeeeezeee, roam around. They are so comfortable. Everone at the retirement home loves them.
I'll admit the belt IS a bit gaudy. OK, I'll take the belt off. ;)
StoveStomper
8:29:59 AM
12/12/03

at least if you lose the belt nothing falls down!
Roam Around
8:30:48 AM
12/12/03

Hey dhutch, why no black jeans?
StoveStomper
8:31:15 AM
12/12/03

same reason, no coveralls.
dhutch1
8:33:48 AM
12/12/03

Dang it! Now I gotta go clothing shopping! AAAAARRRRRGGGGGEEEE!
I would rather be poked in the eye with a stick.
StoveStomper
8:37:03 AM
12/12/03

I'll remember that, Stove! Anyone in mind for this date?
Tango
8:40:41 AM
12/12/03

newgirl, I tanned some before the Thanksgiving trip to Cumberland Island. I didn't want to 1) Scare people half out of their wits with my white skin in shorts 2)well, you know. A tan always *LOOKS* better (I know, I know .... don't need the lectures)

Anyhoo... I burned. That was before Thanksgiving. My legs are just starting to slough off skin now. Not pretty at all. LOL! Oh yeah, you can try to lather it up, but flaky skin will be just that... and continue to come off!!

So, my "peeling" happened roughly 3 weeks later.
lizs
8:41:05 AM
12/12/03

Good color choices for flirtypants, dhutch! (I love black)
But men look so gay in turtlenecks. :)

Besides, if he's got a hairy chest he should be wearing a button up shirt, open at the top (only one button, don't be obvious) with some fur sticking out the top. Make the shirt flannel and I'm there! LOL

o(=D
twigeater
8:42:16 AM
12/12/03

lmao - picturing StoveStomper with a date. His new girlfriend leading him through the mall with a stick hanging out of his eye!
dhutch1
8:43:10 AM
12/12/03

oooooh, I love a man in a turtleneck (smacks of self assurance) it shows off the shape of a good chest. Crew necks are more comfortable for most men. Shirt's ok, flannel for 3rd date and beyond.
dhutch1
8:45:41 AM
12/12/03

Totally agree dhutch!
Tango
8:46:04 AM
12/12/03

Lizs.....boo hiss....
...what an amateur....basic rules of being Beach Bum is never to peel....you peel....we make you surf naked at night blind folded...now get a visual on that!

BTW...you ever get around to dehydrating your pink thingy?
stratusloop
8:47:04 AM
12/12/03

Turtlenecks suck. I'd rather wear a tie. T'necks are just toooo suffocating and the make me hot. (that's sweaty hot, not sexy hot)
Roam Around
8:48:43 AM
12/12/03

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