Dating sucks

“yay! LOL...

=D”

“if you like Lip Balm, lyra, you'll love this!”

“mmmm, sounds scrumptious! or maybe i'll stick w/Burt's Bees...
;-)”

“lyra, where are your pics from your bping trip from 2 WEEKS ago.

don't you want to share them with this wonderful group you are part off ;-)”

“I hate having to weat lip gloss in the winter”

“okay, i'll ask my friend to send me some pics of the trip. she's the only one who brought a camera! i feel sort of bad asking her because her computer takes so long to load everything...but anything for you people! ;-)”

“Thank You, Lyra :)

you are such a nice person no matter what bitpusher says about you”

“bag balm is good stuff, but not for the lips - ick!

I boycott Burt's Bees because the former owner wants to pave paradise, and put up a parking lot...”

“Wheat lip gloss is better for you, ynami. Less carbs, more fiber.”

“lyra - you and the rat gonna go to the sods trip later in the month?”

“i hadn't heard about that, twiggy! but he's a former owner though, right, so buying it doesn't give him any money? please? i heart that stuff!!

i doubt it, ynami, but maybe! are you going?”

“I'm planning to. There's loads of other people going too, should be fun trip.

Oh, and back to the subject at hand. Date tonight and date Sunday, should be an interesting weekend.”

“with the same person?? :-D”

“lol - noooooo”

“men!”

“no, they are ladies ;op”

“good thing Y2”

“well hopefully not too ladylike”

“lip gloss is makeup that moisturizes - i've been using Clinique's Lip Balm, which keeps my lips from chapping when I'm hiking and backpacking. Normally, on days that I don't hike and backpack I put on a full face of makeup - foundation, eye liner, eye shadow, mascara, blush, powder, and lipstick. I like being natural out on the trail and girlie back at home.”

“wingding, why can't you be natural at home?

Why do you ladies use makeup for to start with. Before makeup didn't you have good clean skin. Now you have to use it to cover everything up that the makeup probably caused anyway.”

“WinterSolstice - Right, no updates. Guess I got in the last word! It appears she ran out of words for me.”

“Hey, I have a date tonight!

A blind date! Remember, I hate those too but guess you have to start somewhere. I do know what the guy looks like though and we're only going out for drinks after work.

What's good for the gander is good for the goose.

ie, I'm not waiting around to see if Casual Sex boy is still interested. It's time I move on! (famous last words: seems I've said that a time or two already: it didn't work before either.)”

“good luck on the blind date tonight mtmmom2. After a few drinks he may look good to ya ;)”

“Thanks, Ewk, but I don't plan on having that many drinks. (Actually, I'm a light weight! I can get pretty tipsy on just 2)”

“Did anyone else catch the history I just witnessed? A man (nowslimmer) actually got in the last word??? I think I may have a new role model! :)”

“Fancy a couple of drinks Saturday Mtnmom? ;o) lol”

“Y2, you dawg! lol!

With you? I might need 3 or 4 at least!!! j/k”

“lmao - hell make it a dozen”

“"good luck on the blind date tonight mtmmom2. After a few drinks he may look good to ya ;)"
Ewker

Remeber the ole bar saying as far as looks go......
"A two at ten is a ten at two!"
LOL

Good luck have fun and be safe....”

“so who else is getting hanky panky tonight?

oh i forogt, dating sucks so you all are staying home.

MMoowwhhaaawww”

“my boyfriend doesn't come into town until tomorrow.....

;)”

“The last date I had didn't suck. I never called her again.


God I need a Life!”

“Me and The dirtyoldwoman are still getting on well. (she would like a different trail name but one hasnt found her yet.) She has been a good partner though.

Have you and pennsy got hitched yet or are you still just acting like an old married couple? ”

“okay, this wasn't a Date, just a drive on the beach with the opposite sex, and back to his house for a few minutes. making sure to sit a safe distance away, in a lazyboy chair and not joining him on the couch.......5 minutes later, an apparently crazy ex-girlfriend appeared from another room in his house, exclaiming that she "caught him" and that he was a whore....
woe is me, not a good introduction to the "pre dating scene" I am returning to hermithood thank-you very much
signed
FREAK MAGNET”

“she was in his HOUSE! OMG, i bet you freaked out!

thats is a pretty funny story though! How did you escape?”

“um, doors aren't locked around here, though i will be locking mine from now on. and the crazy one left quickly, and i left shortly after, wondering if my tires were still filled with the proper amount of air. consequently, i won't be answering my phone, w/o checking caller i.d. first”

“"Freak magnet," LOL!

But seriously, sorry you had a rough experience there...”

“Ewww. Kinda freaky. Glad nothing serious happend, but good grief... who needs that!!?”

“how'd she get in his house? did she live there?”

“took a sec for the situation to sink in, crazy's mouth was moving,as my mind was thinking, why isn't he introducing me to his daughter and why is she yelling at him. After ex-girlfriend's departure, he said "did you hear what she said?" and i said "yeeaaahhh" he said "she was talking about me" , i said "i know, because I am not a whore"
Thank-god for pre-driving teens that need their a$$es carted around, as my celly rang, and i had to run along and play taxi driver.
Whew”

“cell phones need little buttons that trigger a ring just for those situations when you need an escape! But in that case you coulda just said "i"m outta here" and not really have even been rude!”

“so, once again, why do we date?

is it because we're hoping for sex?

or is it because we just don't want to be alone?”

“lumberjack, you'll have to bring DOW on a trip sometime and get her a new name! hitched? not me!

geez wintersolstice, that must've been scary!”

“wingding, probably a combination of both plus a few other reasons”

“It was a nice date: nice guy, cute, had a nice time! And no there was no hanky panky involved.

Soap opera update: (imagine news reel music) On my date Friday, my Other guy calls (you know the one that I think is cheating on me).... 7 times! the cell was on a vibrating ring and I never heard it but I felt it go off a few of those times. (I did not check it during the date! I do have a few scruples)

Yes, and you are going to think the worst of me but I called him when the date was over (he didn't answer the phone). I drove by his house and he wasn't there so left him a message on his phone and went home. He called again at 2:30 but I missed the call and he still was not answering his phone (?) so I went back to sleep. He then called again at 6:30 and invited me over for breakfast (I had answered the phone that time). So I went to have breakfast with him and asked about the previous night and that monday night crap. It was all a big misunderstanding.

And to think I only scored a 15 on that sleep test that Tilt introduced on that other thread...
Recommended I get a life. I think I get plenty of life, thank you very much! I don't really need that much action/subterfuge in my life.”

“Sausage??”

“eggs benedict!”

“Benedict????


I wouldn't trust him fer sure!!!!”

“Sausage? Geez, lee!


How's post-graduate life, mtnmom? Are you getting anymore time to hike?”