MEN / women

“Men and women... two different creatures with a common cause!
Is it:

A.) Survival
B:) Procreate
c:) Entertainment
D:) Backpack”

“Don't sass yo' mama!”

“Gear Slut's slip is showing again.”

“Once made a trip with wife, mother-in-law and father-in-law. Mother/father in law were sitting in the back seat, crusing down I-65 in Central Indiana. She kept looking over my shoulder at the speedometer, (I was going "slightly" over the speed limit.) She blurts out "how fast can you go before you get a ticket?" As we come over a hill there is an Indiana State Trouper. I said, "Well I guess we'll find out!"

The trouper left us alone. ;-)”

“New Homeland Security Warning System!

Naaa!! Or is it?”

“OMG you are bored today right?

LOL”

“come on!! that was a good one!! I know didn't wanna post...but I HAD to post this. Actually I am really busy working...so got to go tada!!”

“Red Alert!!!

j/k

very funny!”

“When my wife is PMS'ing, she gets the chocolate jones real bad.

She has actually asked me if I had any hidden stores of chocolate anywhere. I have considered purchasing some chocolate and hiding it in a secure location inside the house for my own self-protection.”

“
Why Women Live Longer Than Men”

“WHAT?”

“And the guy is reading "Pulp Fiction." Nice.”

“I still have no clue WTF this is about.
Am I missing another picture or something?”

“hehehe thats hillarious!”

“Oh shut it SC. What the hell am I missing?”

“a very big lawn mower....”

“A sense of humor?”