FHM'S JOKE OF THE MONTH.

“One day,a laboratory rabbit escapes from his cage.Outside the compound,he tastes fresh grass for the first time."This is incredible,"He thinks.He soon finds wild rabbits playing in the fields."I've just escaped from the lab,"he says."What do you rabbits do?"

We eat grass and carrots from private gardens.

The wild rabbits ask the lab rabbit "are you going to live with us?"

The lab rabbit says no becuase I have to get back to the lab I am dying for a cigarette.

8p”

“Many years ago, three priests, one just out of the seminary, one in middle age, and one close to retirement, had to travel by train to Pittsburgh. They arrived at the station and the youngest of the three was assigned to purchase the tickets. Naturally, the ticket agent was an extremely attractive and very busty young woman wearing a low-cut sweater and displaying plenty of cleavage. Just as naturally, the young priest lost his nerve and requested "three pickets to Tittsburgh, please." "I beg your pardon?" the young woman said, and realizing what he had said, he walked away from the counter, red as a beet. He explained the situation to his two travel companions, and the middle aged priest agreed to handle the purchase. Just as quickly, he managed to come unglued and asked for "three pickets to Tittsburgh." The oldest priest lost his patience when he heard that neither of the younger men could handle a simple assignment, and stormed up to the ticket counter and asked for "three tickets to Pittsburgh." At the end of the sale, he lectured the young woman, "Young lady, the way you're dressed is a disgrace. If you were to die today and appear in Heaven dressed like that, St. Finger would shake his Peter at you."”

“How do you circumcise a whale?








Send dow four skin divers.”

“Its not a who its a magazine.

8)”

“Did you read that article on page 74 (Canadian edition) titled "Leap Or Die". It's about a guy hiking and got swept over a waterfall and had to spend over 21 days on a narrow ledge with practically nothing to eat. Sceery stuff.”

“Ya I read that.

I love that Magz!

Hey stanlee do you get Maxim also?

8)”

“Yep, Stuff, Maxim and FHM are the only mags I currently pick up now. Doesn't it suck, that those above mentioned mags don't come with those extra calendars, or other "bonuses" when you subscribe to them.

I get Backpacker and Explore delivered to me.”

“NO DOUBT!!!!!!!

8)”

“This is for you, Searcher.
An old man is sitting at the bar, sipping his drink and minding his own business, when this young punker comes in, wearing a multi-colored, spiked do. The old guy looks at him, shakes his head , and returns to his drink. A few minutes later, the old guy looks back at the kid, shakes his head and chuckles. The young guy looks at the old man and says, "What's the matter, old timer, haven't you ever done anything wild in your time"? The old guy looks at the kid and says, " Yeah, once, when I was in the navy, stationed in the South Pacific, I got really drunk in this bar and f^cked a parrot. I just thought you might be my son!"”