The dating game

“Very true pathman, around TT you have to beat them off with a stick.”

“Interesting study Pathman. Thanks for the link.”

“or at least tell them to go fetch one, eh bacpac? ;-)”

“In walked true love and her I didn`t know
a woman of few words, her first was, "Hello"
those eyes like diamonds, her smile of mother-pearl
a woman in her own right and not just another girl
creamy white hints of breasts, the rest of her skin was tan
me drinking in her beauty, she made me proud to be a man
there was a hint of magic in her standing there, I had to get to know
she said she might be falling in love with me, she had me from "Hello"”

“shucks, Sunshine , you're lucky to get a picked with Marvin Gardens....

I would like to experience a date with ole marvee.....
lol.....harold and maude revisited”

“Marvin's got one o' those tricked-out E-types?

With a banjo in the back seat?

<GRIN>”

“what is a tricked-out E type? i don't know those words..

he plays the banjo? kewl....i love banjo pickers....yee haw”

“That black Jaguar XKE he customized to look like a hearse...

TA-DA!

”

“I'd date more, but my wife gets really pi$$ed off! Go figure...”

“Gawdamighty, why would anybody in their right mind do that to a perfectly good XKE?”

“Then they drove it off a cliff.

I heard that they destroyed something like 40 Plymouth Fury's making "Christine".

If you're into E-types, check these out. Tangent? Me?”

“She said Hello to me so, I said it too
her hair was blond, her eyes were blue
she was actually kindda short and built kindda small
I noticed her charms in a glance and I liked them all
her eyes were so blue and she was wearing pink
standing that close to her, I couldn`t start to think
I`d like to think it`s just `cause I was young
I couldn`t get the words out, danged ol` tongue
sweet little thing, she stood there and smiled at me
I still can`t talk to girls, that`s the way things be
her smiling at me, I laughed instead of cried
mean ol` girls, I can still get tongue tied”

“That is a cool car!!!!

8)”

“Your dates going to think you're a serial killer with that car”

“I know that would be cool!

8)”

“<GUFFAW>


("No cereal was harmed during the making of this film...")”

“LMFAO!!!!

8)”

“You love her
But she loves him
And he loves somebody else
Ya just can't win
And so it goes
Till the day you die
This thing they call love
It's gonna make you cry
I've had the blues
The reds and the pinks
One thing's for sure...Love stinks

Love stinks...yeah yeah!”

“Good one!

8)”

“I know that would be cool!

8)”

“Death bed confession

John was on his deathbed. His wife Susan, was
maintaining a vigil by his side. She held his
fragile hand, tears ran down her face. Her praying
roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his
pale lips began to move slightly.

"My darling Susan", he whispered.

"Hush my love" she said. "Rest"

"Susan," he said in his tired voice. "I have
something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping
Susan. "Everything's all right, go to sleep."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Susan. I slept with
your sister, your best friend and your mother."

"I know," she replied. "That's why I poisoned you."”

“GREAT!
LMFAO! Now I know what to watch for from my wife.


OOOPS!”

“Stump Rider,
I thought you were a gal. Sorry.”

“Limpy,

What made you think that? Made pretty klear that I was married on other threads.

Hmmm, maybe I should talk to my therapist about this?!”

“I was just being lame. Pay me no mind.”

“LMFAO!!!!!

8)”

“Limpy and Stump Rider...

I don't think it is necessary to dwell on an internet pseudonym, but maybe you should have given it some thought.”

“I think all names should say girl or boy after them. So there.”

“That would make things easy!

Guessing is fun!

8)”

“Crazy Mike, women like a good a$$ on a man so stop laughing yours off.

When is this thread going to die?”

“I wanted stumpsitter, but already taken. At my age, I've been sitting more than walking! Next closest thing was "rider". You want to suggest something else?”

“Bump on a Stump? ;-)”

“Not bad Pathman!”

“I am here. Plans changed.”

“I went on a date last night!!!! I haven't dated in a while.”

“she's never gone bacpacking though. Says she's willing to try it. Back packing is a must.”

“totally concur, for any girl to have a chance in the long run she's gotta go bping with me.

ok if she's never done it before, as long as shes willing to try it and ends up liking it.”

“i am kinda slipping that in as a requirement for my next girlfriend...i just will not lower my standards past that....whats the use??”

“You have to get her out before she tells her mom.

Especially leave out the part where you meet people from the internet to go backpacking with, until she been a few times and met some TT'ers...

If you skip this important step, her mom will convince her that you are a murdering toothless yokel who only wants to get her out into the woods and turn her into sausage.

Time is of the essence, man. Get a pack on her back now.”

“ditto what bit says, especially leave out the part about the internet people.

everybody knows we're all a bunch of weirdos.”

“Just don't take her backpacking on the honeymoon guys..... I was crazy enough to go for that one.


;)”

“ok, Indy, wrote that one down in my "relationship notes".

;-)”

“Aw come on Indy, nothing wrong with that.

I tried to get my sweetie to honeymoon on a 10 day canoe trip up in Canada.

Didn't work. Did get to do some kick ass dayhikes on Maui though.”

“Good luck, Nash.”

“I agree. It's not easy to find other people who share this "hobby."

Make sure she knows about peeing in the woods. I went on a date with a guy and told him about an upcoming bping trip. He looked at me in horror and said, "You do bring latrines with you, don't you?" Needless to say, he's been nixed. I've gone on a few dats with another man who after learning about me liking to backpack went out and bought hiking boots and asked me to go on a dayhike date. He gets points for that!!!!”

“Latrines are dug, not brought. Give the man a trowel. :D

Deuteronomy 23:13 Each of you must have a spade as part of your equipment. Whenever you relieve yourself, you must dig a hole with the spade and cover the excrement.”

“LMAO Pathman - must be the 11th commandment...”

“I always liked the girls who carried a mattress on their backs.... and a stove... and a tent...”

“ill take one wholl just beg me to go car camping or backpacking...either way....where are these women at...”