Flying and packing

“I asked this question on another thread, but now I can't find it, so:

When flying, will they take things like toenail scissors and fingernail cleaners out of checked baggage? I have heard that they will take it from carry on.

Does any one know a good general rule of thumb????”

“Ha! I thought this was going to be a thread about former Scout Chief Executives. Nevermind.”

“No, they do not.”

“They will ask if you have a firearm or anything flammable in your checked luggage that is it.”

“They may also ask if you are storing naked midgets. It's a trick question, so say yes.”