Ask Smartee

“I'm curious about the glue on beer labels too..cause one usually ends up on my forehead and/or forearm....ya know..sorta like a nicotine patch. And black stuff on your pots...no idea..but red hair in your pot means it's reeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaalllll good!”

“you know it's 4/20 tomorrow don't you”

“RE: donman's beerhunter scam. That's a good one. I've thought of doing the same thing with urine, but my wife won't let me.”

“4/20??????????? why didnt i notice that? That just blows my mind”

“WTF?”

“Man you people are killing me!!!!!

8o”

“ahhhhhh! half way through my growler of ruby porter. fresh from extra billy's barbecue and brewery.”

“dang, I'm still an hour from getting home.”

“me to Pathman... although I'm slipping work into cruise control as we speak”

“on 4/20..hang out with us and we'll help blow your mind!!”

“You're about 20 years late Opie!”

“Bitpusher, they're steel but if you want proof test them with a magnet. I was actually just being a smart a$$ with that question. I like to try to stick with the spirit of the opening post on a thread.”

“Tell me why the stars do shine,
Tell me why the ivy twines,
Tell me what makes skies so blue,
And I'll tell you why I love you.

Nuclear fusion makes stars to shine,
Tropisms make the ivy twine,
The Tyndall effect makes the skies so blue,
Testicular hormones are why I love you.


From The Joke Book of Isaac Asimov
(Tyndall effect substituted for Rayleigh scattering by RMF)”