Dating???? Yeah this is an Ice Tea threa d.

“Fact #1) I'm not gay.

Problem #1) with in the llast week I was just asked out by 3 girls, 2 where very suttle in there aproch but I think if I wanted to go out with them all I had to do was say something. The other just walked up to me un the bus and gave me her #. My problem is I don't want to go out with any one, I like my life how it is now, I don't want any change. Besides I have no time to give to any one. My cat is mad at me, he wants to play more often, SATS, College searching, track, and eagle scout are all hoging up my time. Inaddition, any extra time that I manage to sum up is researved for such TV programs as X files, 24, simpons and boston public or my rec tiume goes to reading books and mags or TT. Basicaly I haveno time to give to any one ells. The second key factor is if I can't drive my own car, I will not have my girlfriend suffer with my mother driving. I know my mom would embaris me. The final factor is simply I see all my friends go out with girls and in a month the hallways are like a soap.

The problem is this girl game me her #, she is in the same school, but different campus. I don't want to caller because of Caller ID she will get my # and the possability of her trying to recontact me. However we have a mutual friend, I think I will the the friend that I'm jsut to busy to give any of my time away. I home that works. I figure honesty is the best way. right?”

“Dude you need girls!!!!!

Play as many of them as you can!!!

Before you run out of time!!!

8)”

“ALWAYS WERE A RUBBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“Good point!!!!

8)”

“quit watching boston public
start watching star trek
invite her to back pack with you as a first date”

“You gotta make hay while the sun is shining.”

“yuck! a stanky trip is the worst first trip!!!!!”

“Don't watch Star Trek.

Who was a rubber?

How old are you Tea? Don't date until you want to. No rush really. You have loads of time. High school dating is weird anyways. None of the girls want a date. They want a BOYFRIEND. A commitment, with all the dozens of phone calls a day, presents on sweetest day and valentines, automatic plans on weekends and at least four notes a day at school. Stay away from the high school girls!”

“Stay away from the high school girls!"
Sassafras
08:49:54 PM
04/29/02

That's right young man,,,,,go straight for the girls who are working on their doctorate in "spontaneous sexual activity".”

“You're young and have lots of energy...go for it!!! You can handle the extra attention.”

“It's those 4 notes a day that'll be his undoing.”

“exactly. lmao”

“dont forget about the extra treks you'll make just to see her and maybee KISS her before EACH and evry class. Atleast it gives you something to look forward to.”

“"I know my mom would embaris me."
Ice Tea
08:29:10 PM
04/29/02

If your not embarised by your spelling on TT then what could you Mom do that could be worse? LMAO!!!!

Seriously though, Put on a rubber and have fun man. We don't need any little Ice Cubes running around Trail Talk. Get all you can While you can. Some day your either gonna be married and it'll be risky to get some strange or you'll grow up to be ugly as hell and nobody will want you.
GO FOR IT!!!!!!!!!!!
but
WEAR A RUBBER!!!!!!!
WEAR A RUBBER!!!!!!!
WEAR A RUBBER!!!!!!!
WEAR A RUBBER!!!!!!!
WEAR A RUBBER!!!!!!!
WEAR A RUBBER!!!!!!!”

“2. Women are trouble.

3. You are gay. If you were not gay you would not have thought to qualify your comments with the statement, "I am not gay."”

“LMAO bacpac, I have to admit, every once in a while, you do exhibit some wit.”

“Tea - Wait until you are comfortable putting some time into it. I suspect you don't have time for high school games now anyway.

Besides, playing a little hard to get will get you more girls to choose from later anyway.

(I didn't say that)”

“dude, you are letting your cat and the TV get in the way of women? Come on man what are you thinking?”

“I'll have to go w/ Deathmarch on this one. You're freakin' cat?! Whadda' Fa'?! Have fun, be young, drink Pepsi . . . and under no circumstances should you "play" any girls. Just be nice and hang out, see what she's all about.

Crazy Mike is on the bad, bad man list now. What's all this about playing the girls? LOL!”

“Let's see, in HS, it was kiss the girls and then say good bye!”

“Come on bacpac, he's not gay. He's just too in love with himself to love a girl! LOL!

Seriousely dude, honesty is the best way to go in any part of life. If you don't want to, don't.










Besides, sounds like yer screwing yer cat anyhoo. LOL!”

“HAHAHAHAH, damn, I only added that my pets are allready claiming time of my life that I don't have, so I thought it to be wiser not to have another item that will consume time that I don't have thus resulting in more problems. Like joy said, in my school they want you to follow them around, write notes, meet them before every class. I'm to lazy, or busy, dependinfg what day of the week.”

“Remember, If they are chasing you then YOU set the rules.”

“Didn't someone post a printable booty call contract on one of the threads?..if not it's on consumption junction..fill that out..and all will be ok”

“You're young enough you don't need the 8 hours you're using for sleep, so you have plenty of time available. When you're 40 you'll look back (assuming you haven't realized anyone who's more interested in cats and TV than women is in fact gay)and realize you've blown it. Explore the world, women are one of the best parts.”

“Yeah, and did you paint the church basement or not?”

“Short on time???
I got one piece of advice for you boy.
Mrs Robinson. (Flirt with any woman over 30, preferably divorced. Its like fishing in a barrel.) They drive, won't call home, won't gossip, don't want you to call. They just want you to oil them up and pound them like an old glove.”

“I LOVE IT LIMPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“"They just want you to oil them up and pound them like an old glove"


Whew.

But how many of these lovely gloves does one meet on the bus?”

“Tea: get a job in a shoe store.

'Nuff said.”

“Always choose the pu$$y you know over the pu$$y you don't know.”

“ok kleetn, where is your sence of adventure?”

“Mrs Robinson would love to come in the bus.



Just look for the toddlers. Talk to them. You'll get invited to the house to change a lightbulb or rake leaves or sit the kids.”

“He woud rather stay home and play with his CAT then go out and play with some PU$$Y.

Ugh.

Youth. Wasted on the young.”

“It certainly won't hurt you to try. If it's a pain then say "It ain't for me, sorry."

Ain't nothing wrong with not dating. I never did and I'm very happily married now. I don't think I missed anything.

Your life right now sounds almost exactly like mine at that time minus the TV. I didn't have the time to play 90210 with some dizzy high school chick. I waited till college to date. Besides college tends to cull out a lot of the stupid and lazy ones. (I'm gonna catch flack for that comment)

Ain't nothing wrong with not having sex either. Protect yourself for sure if you do, but if you are having sex now you'd damn better be sure you are ready to be a real parent cause no matter what you hear there is no such thing as fool proof contraception.

I'll hazard a guess that you aren't ready for that so just be you on your own terms.”

“Young, dumb and not so full of cum? LOL! Tea, is your right arm bigger than yer left?”

“Tea, consult your high school counselor right away. He/ she can be very helpful in helping you with your alternative life style. Perhaps they can provide a list of states that allow same sex marriages.

Seriously, I think there is nothing wrong with waiting to date but perhaps you should just consider trading some TV time for some pre college dating. Those shows your so fond of, won't mean much to you in 5 years. Making friends will have more longterm value to you.”

“God advice doude. Nothing worse than going off to callage with no idea of how to preform cunligas. LOL!”

“Not sure, but I think making fun of Tea's spelling may be a violation of the Americans with Disabilities Act.
Just so you know.”

“MR. HARRY BLACKITT: Look at them, bloody Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody people they can't afford to bloody feed.

MRS. BLACKITT: What are we dear?

MR. BLACKITT: Protestant, and fiercely proud of it.

MRS. BLACKITT: Hmm. Well, why do they have so many children?

MR. BLACKITT: Because... every time they have sexual intercourse, they have to have a baby.

MRS. BLACKITT: But it's the same with us, Harry.

MR. BLACKITT: What do you mean?

MRS. BLACKITT: Well, I mean, we've got two children, and we've had sexual intercourse twice.

MR. BLACKITT: That's not the point. We could have it any time we wanted.

MRS. BLACKITT: Really?

MR. BLACKITT: Oh, yes, and, what's more, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions.

MRS. BLACKITT: What, you mean... lock the door?

MR. BLACKITT: No, no. I mean, because we are members of the Protestant Reformed Church, which successfully challenged the autocratic power of the Papacy in the mid-sixteenth century, we can wear little rubber devices to prevent issue.

MRS. BLACKITT: What d'you mean?

MR. BLACKITT: I could, if I wanted, have sexual intercourse with you,...

MRS. BLACKITT: Oh, yes, Harry.

MR. BLACKITT: ...and, by wearing a rubber sheath over my old feller, I could insure... that, when I came off, you would not be impregnated.

MRS. BLACKITT: Ooh!

MR. BLACKITT: That's what being a Protestant's all about. That's why it's the church for me. That's why it's the church for anyone who respects the individual and the individual's right to decide for him or herself. When Martin Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in fifteen- seventeen, he may not have realised the full significance of what he was doing, but four hundred years later, thanks to him, my dear, I can wear whatever I want on my John Thomas,... [sniff] ...and, Protestantism doesn't stop at the simple condom! Oh, no! I can wear French Ticklers if I want.

MRS. BLACKITT: You what?

MR. BLACKITT: French Ticklers. Black Mambos. Crocodile Ribs. Sheaths that are designed not only to protect, but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress.

MRS. BLACKITT: Have you got one?

MR. BLACKITT: Have I got one? Uh, well, no, but I can go down the road any time I want and walk into Harry's and hold my head up high and say in a loud, steady voice, 'Harry, I want you to sell me a condom. In fact, today, I think I'll have a French Tickler, for I am a Protestant.'”

“Yeah, Tea, the other thing I forgot to add . . . there is no 100% contraception. NONE! Zero! You need to be ready for the possibility of daddyhood if you're gonna' do it . . . if not don't do it. A little heavy petting is probably enough for you now anyway!”

“and she's not talkin' about whiskers the cat.”

“LOL! Good one Human!”

“"Josh, the window of opporunity is rapidly closing, in a few years you're gonna have to pay to have sex with this kind of girl" -RoadTrip

Wrap that rascal!”

“Wrap it good! Practice wrapping it. If you are unsure . . . just don't do it. I'm tellin' ya' Tea, there is no 100% (except none at all).

Okay, I think I've beat the dead horse enough. I hope you got the message.”

“Interesting....newgirl is discussing contraception on two different threads....hmmmmm.”

“It's highly likely that because you are content and happy with your routine and what you're doing, you exuberate confidence which chicks often find attractive. I suspect it's a big reason why when many guys do have a girlfriend and are content, the number of girls interested in them increases ten fold.

But what the heck do I know, my name ain't Sigmund Freud. It's Artex, dammit!”

“And she's a MILF too! Ironic man, very ironic!”

“I speak to h.s. students every school yr. about it Bitpusher. I know all about the stats on failure rates and I, myself, have experienced first hand failure of the pill. Just wanted to give Tea some friendly, voice of experience advice. I also like to do it in a slightly humorous manner . . . the h.s. kids respond better.”

“Good point Nigal. Who better to give advice on what happens when contraception fails then a MILF. Been there, done that, trying to help others not make the mistake. LOL!”