How much is it worth?

“If you were a used car salesman and someone offered to trade in their gross human body with huge intestinal tract for a slinky alien body that never heard of mac n' cheese, how much would you give them?”

“what? and give up mac-n-cheese?
Never!!!”

“I had to build an extra tall pack,so it was tall enough for a Costco ten pack of M&C.Oh,in answer ;sleek is out,no more 6 pack tummy--full case is in.”

“yea, don't forget the beer! A life without beer just isn't worth living.”

“Hmmm, trading in a large and slimey for a slim and sleek, unless the buyer was DESparate, $1.95”

“Steve Hiker=Marvin Gardens?”

“Freaky.”

“sounds like a weighty problem”

“What... did they make you an offer?”

“I don't know, I kinda' like my intestines. Plus, the sleek alien body comes w/a gigantic, out of proportion head.”