how it must feel to be gear

“Poets, submit your verse”

“It's none of your biz,
Who's poem this is.
It's written with lust,
For her big ole bust.”

“Hey! Gear has feelings too”

“Hey if you need your gear felt, just say the word.”

“Picked from sweaty crack
polypropylene I am
Biz's underwear”

“Marketed I was
To one without a brain cell
No-Handle-Toothbrush”

“Someone left me here
Hiker's box on PCT
Dehydrated beer”

“Sun kissed vista undiscovered
Sorrowful lonely and forgoten new gear
Oblivious dilettante creates another thread”

“Biding my time now
I pretend to be sturdy
SLIP! crap trekking pole.”

“Some terrible life
I led in the past to now
be a lady jay.”

“The sun only shines
if somehow I slam her though
I want to be Biz”

“So if there was any doubt that Kleety was the biggest troll on this site...

Case closed.

The Haiku Master was baited and hooked.”

“Oh how I thank god
I watch, touch only fresh dirt
the life of a trowel”

“Trolls what to do with them?

8o”

“Umm huh?”

“HAHAHHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH... er cough

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I love it when a plan comes together!”

“I hate it when I get left out of the joke. DAMN YOU BACPAC! SHOULDN'T YOU BE PUTTING IN A LITTLE OVERTIME?!?!?”

“Something to wipe nose
polypropylene I am
Biz's fuzzy shirt”

“His air of omnipotence is quite disconcerting.”

“Be it 'the backpacker', 'Marvin' or 'Paedrus'.
He is the biggest poser among us'
You won't find any one more starvin',
For attention and approval and jargon'.
There ain't no false poster who's grievin',
As much as out our Left Coast favorite Bill Kleetn.”

“So I just wonder how many trolls there are out there????

8|”

“If Kleety stops, maybe 2.”

“Thats it??????

No way!

8o”

“Way”

“Paradigm shift: how it must feel to be Crazy Mike”

“Drink tons of Mnt Dew Amp and let it flow through ya.

Thats how I feel every day!!!


And it feels good!

8)”

“I'm innocent!

Well, if not innocent, at least not guilty.”

“A haiku writer
Since but a young lad was I
but who is kleetn?”

“A Trail Talk poser,
A very sad life for mapper,
bushevildoer.”

“Jesus, I wrote some haikus, and now I'm all that?

Next you'll be pinning the Kennedy assasination on me.

I think this is probably a Bacpac ploy to divert attention from himself. Gear Slut = Bacpac?!?!? I'm all set for the IP audit.”

“Dang! I've been outed! LMAO!”

“Phaedrus is not Kleetn.”

“This is nutz!!!!

8o”

“Phaedrus is violin”

“No wait, I'm really (pulls mask off) Biz!!!

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it werent for you meddling kids!”

“Stuck in a closet
Spring is here snow is melting
Take me to the woods”

“The Lady J thing sunk ya, Phaedrus, that was evil.”

“But good!”

“who's lady J?”

“A pee bottle for a woman.”

“lol, I didn't even know they made those. Where do you purchase these gadgets?”

“Hmmmm... saw one in Sporty's Pilot Catalog a couple of years ago.”

“Campmor's got 'em. Kinda freaky really. Anybody know anyone who really uses one?”

“Ta-Da...

'Little John' with 'Lady J' adapter

Aren't you glad you asked? <G>”

“It beats hanging your ass out the door of the plane I bet.”

“Lady J
You're right skull, Freaky!

”

“It looks like an "Alien Sex Toy!"”

“well, I bet we know how this particular piece of gear feels....”

“Drained?”

“I think we have a winner!”