“Glad I could add a new dementia... err dimension to the discussion.”
“How it must feel to be gear,
happened upon in the back of a magazine?
Tis the most wonderful time of the year
Smells of fine wine and turpentine”
'Little John' with 'Lady J' adapter
“'Little John' with 'Lady J' adapter
Endless raids on my energy and mind
Some booties and a poncho would help me feel better
Still I cannot find my mind
'Little John' with 'Lady J' adapter
strewn 'cross the floor in such a mess,
my dog ate some lime from a sphincter
in a dress? A dress, address.
'Little John' with 'Lady J' adapter
I just don't know why the grass is greener
searching for solace from this helter-skelter
(Index Windex; the glass is cleaner)
'Little John' with 'Lady J' adapter
She is reduced to a puddle of slime
Sitting as she does in the cosmic butter
like a Rubix Cube about to be twisted for the first time”
“Anyone else see "A Beautiful Mind", and try to relate it to this poem?”
how would gear feel?
“I'm thinking like a dog... I apologize ahead of time for my poor Sarabelle imitation
Oh gooders my daddy is gonna put me on his feets and walk us around the big mowtins. Nother times his feets get swetin' & stinkin' but I don't mind, daddy's got good sockses...”
“If your underwear could talk, what would it say?
HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLP!
Get me the hell outta heeeeere!
”
“if my underwear could talk it would say
"Day-um! You are HYOOOOOOGE!"”
“Is that supposed to be Huge?”
“It's all about perspective, Biz... Once you've seen the ocean, a lake just isn't quite as impressive.”
“Marvin,
That was almost lucid. New meds?”
“How does that pee gizmo work? Which end goes where?”
“Oh, the fun I missed. Believe it or not, I don't read every thread (unless the title involves nekkidness or skwerls). Get a life, Bacpac.”
“Isn't this exactly what they made credit cards for?
Oh, and I'd make Bacpac the executor of my estate.
:)
Phaedrus
02:44:58 PM
04/30/02
All righty, bacpac...since you are SO convinced Phaedrus and I are one and the same, how could I post this when I was in Olympic National Park all day Tuesday April 30th?
Oh, wait. Maybe I actually took
these photos last year on vacation.
”
“Man, Kleetn. You sure don't want anyone believing I'm you, do you?
Sniff, sniff...
I wish I were as cool as Kleetn.”
“this could pay off for you Phaedrus, the girls love his squirrel.”
“Hehehehe.
Maybe that's it! I'm not Kleetn, I'm his Squirrel!”
“Sorry, Phaedrus, it's not like you have cooties or anything. I just didn't want the fool gettin' too big for his britches.
If somebody finds me a post that Marvin made that day, I'll send you an autographed pitcher of my skwerl.”
“ROFL!
I guess I should do this as well, but I don't mind him thinking I'm the super-troll.
Let him bunker-down, shifty-eyed and sweating, waiting for the next post from the new conspirator.
Maybe it'll drive him to drink... err.. more.”
“It would help your alibi if those pictures were date stamped”
“Alibi, Schmalibi. Give in to your feelings. Let your fingers flow with the dark power.”
“You're right, biz. I purposely said that I was there on that Tuesday just to throw everyone off...because I knew I'd be accused a few days later of being Nigal.”
“I might do it. But only if it is signed by the squirrel”
“Leave that poor boy alone! He's quilting!”
“Phaedrus, thou art man.
Attempts at haiku will pale.
The Master returns!
Gear topics abound
About packs, stoves, and filters
And sweaty sports bras.
Kleetn is Phaedrus
Is Marvin is evildoer...
Congratulations!
One personality
Is good for the hillbilly
But Kleetn needs more.
So, why always Biz!
Do not I merit a small
Ode to my undies?”
