how it must feel to be beer

“is it millertime yet?”

“sorry I cant help you on that subject... my work week is just getting started!”

“It's been beer o'clock for me for a week and a half! Lordy, I wonder what the poor folks are doin'? I'm gonna hate it when I have to go back to the real world!”

“I hear the Tap Room calling my name,,,,,,”

“wow, I've got a HUGE head”

“You could try giving some away...”

“I will make your tummy fat
I will make your brain black
I will cause you lots o pain
Tomorrow, a-gain a-gain
But Tonight, I am a frothy treat

I am beer I am beer”

“So many frothy treats, so little time...”

“drunk.”

“I am beer, hear me roar! Let's all shout for more, just before we hit the floor and they throw us out the door!”

“Warm and dark strange place
From the bottle cold and clean
soon through Lady Jay.”

“Rev. Lovejoy : So Homer, please feel free to tell us anything. There's no judgment here.

Homer : The other day I was so desperate for a beer I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.

Rev. Lovejoy : I cast thee out!”

“Golly, phaedrus. Were you an
English lit or philosphy major? Or maybe Western civ?”

“Cold, but much appreciated!”

“Bless me father goose for I have sinned.

I thought unholy thoughts in college. I acted upon them.”

“LMFAO! Gawd, I think I just cracked a rib. You cats are O.K!”

“think about it... if people thought about you almost everyday, and took you to every party how would you feel? If people used you to console them when they felt bad, and used you to celebrate happy events how would you feel? Beer is used as payment when friends help friends move and for paying bets.

And through it all beer keeps it's integrity, because as everyone knows you cannot buy beer, only rent it.”

“foamy”

“Pi$$ed, in all senses of the word.”

“if people thought about you almost everyday, and took you to every party how would you feel? If people used you to console them when they felt bad, and used you to celebrate happy events how would you feel?
donman
12:25:11 PM
05/03/02

Like a criminal defense lawyer representing drug dealers?”

“"Let me out of this bottle! Its Friday!!!!"”

“Snubbed by wine.”

“Pabst Blue Ribbon feels as good as Newcastle?”

“The Tom Cruise of beer
I am everywhere, it's true
revered by the fools”

“The smack crack of beer
I am everywhere, it's true
revered by cowboys”

“Ode To My Beer



I think that I shall never hear
A poem lovelier than beer.
The stuff that the corner bar has on tap,
With golden base and snowy cap.
The stuff that I can drink all day
Until my mem'ry melts away.
Poems are made by many, I fear
But only a brew master can make a beer.”

“Jack Black, if you please...”

“Biz be bitin' my words!”

“Dang, chili, that was lovely (wistful sigh).”

“Yup, Chili puts us haiku writers to shame.

Chili rides keyboards
alive with splendid beer words
my heart swells - beerlove”

“I am inspired,,,,,,,inspired enought to take off the rest of the afternoon and inbibe in frosty brew.....”

“I wish I could, but I'm actually working here... well, waiting for someone to finish their stuff so I can do mine. Projects suck.

Drink one for me!”

“I'm leaving in a couple hours... going to have some beer and food with some friends then SPIDERMAN!”

“Damn you all.”

“except when it causes you to work late on Friday huh Phaedrus??? ha ha”

“Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman?
Hell no!
--Hunter S. Thompson

For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.
--Charles Bukowski

Religions change; beer and wine remain.
--Hervey Allen (1889 - 1949)

If we burn ourselves out with drugs or alcohol, we won't have long to go in this business.
--John Belushi, May 1977”

“Kleetn you RULE! I'm coming to washington to move it.”

“"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

Benjamin Franklin”

“Beer-thirty was the time,
That I entered The Nickel and Dime
I said: "Gimme a beer -
A Corona, my dear...
And please don't forget the lime."”

“does Sarabelle like beer?”

“Phaedrus, you dumbass...you're already here. You're me, remember?”

“Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman.

No beer? No women? What the hell are the fighting for?”

“Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.”

“if there's no beer and no women then there's nothing better to do than fight”

“ummm... sheep?”

“Kleetn, Sorry. I forgot I was you for a minute cause I felt so much like me. I'm over it now.

Biz, we're fighting because there's no beer or women to distract us, of course.”

“Beer = nectar of the gods.”

“My beer is packed for the weekend. Last weekend the cervaza was goooood......chilled in a snowbank....listening to the waterfall .... dang, its still lunch time”

“Sarabelle LOVES beer!”

“The beauty of being a dog is:
You don't need beer to be happy! It is fun to pass gas though”