how it must feel to be beer

“One needn't drink beer to pass gas, or pass gas to drink beer. But if you'd pass me a beer, that'd be a gas!”

“Honor thy Father Goose.

”

“Bless you, my son!”

“Swallowed?


Pilsner minus 12 minutes 41 seconds and counting.”

“Being retired means;
BEER TIME is ANYTIME!!!”

“Beer it's not just for breakfast anymore”

“Don't know, but it's gotta have helluva lot better self esteem than say, grapefruit juice?”

“Ill drink to that!”

“One million bubbles
Snowy mountain on amber
Fine ale awaits me.

Brewmaster college
Artex plies the master trade
Fire that kettle, boy!

When it comes to beer
The multitude is foolish
But oh so happy”

“One million bubbles
Snowy mountain on amber
Fine ale awaits me.

Brewmaster college
Artex plies the master trade
Fire that kettle, boy!

When it comes to beer
The multitude is foolish
But oh so happy”

“Yes I am drinking beer!!!!

I know I know my doctor says I can't drink but you know what I am getting sick of listening to what he says!!!!

So I raise my bottle of beer and give a toast to all the TT'ers out there!!!!

8)”

“Tread that road with caution, Mikey. We don't want to lose you.”

“I just had 3 beers and I feel great!!!!

8)”

“And now you're driving out to go backpacking? Great plan. Hope you're not driving.”

“I leave Sat!!!!!!

8)

Its all good!!!!”

“I have now successfully imbibed my first Red Horse Ale.

I think I'll have another.”

“Sounds like a plan!!!!!

8)”

“Try an Ad Astra Ale sometime.”

“Probably like it feels to be Brittany Spears. Millions of rednecks look at you with longing.”

“Didn't you say you used to live in Holbrook, or something, Biz?”

“lol. nope,I grew up in a college town junior”

“I'm still working. :(

Beer or wine? Spaghetti for dinner when I get there.”

“What, Flagstaff?”

“That makes her an expert on rednecks.
LOL, I passed a gentleman on the highway after work and he was towing a bass boat behind his 80's model SUV with custom rusted fenders. As we were coming up to his vehicle, I told my passenger that I bet he had a pinch in his cheek.

Yep.”

“Tempe
Home of the Rose Bowl

Technically, they don't call em SUV's if they got custom rusted fenders”

“Once again, you are right on the money, Bizzy. My restraint was an attempt at politeness.”

“Tempe... Do they still let ASU churn out "graduates"? Last I saw, there was a major in tequila...”

“I am cut off form the rest of the night.

I have to be good ya know!

8)”

“AH HA! Tempe is the home of the Fiesta Bowl not the Rose Bowl

Phadrues is not kleetn. Kleetn surely would have known that.”

“I also knew that, but, if you graduated from ASU, I didn't want to embarrass you. :)”

“And, if you'd like to prove I'm not Kleetn, since you're in Oregon now, we'll have to do a NW coast type of hiker gathering one of these days. Then, Kleetn and I can take pictures together, and you can show them to the world.”

“data entry complete, next stop package store.”

“What's that, Pathman?”

“If you think about it... Beer is a yeast by-product consisting of yeast urine (alcohol) and farts (carbonation).

Good thing beer doesn't make you fart, or the bar scene would be a WHOLE lot different!”

“A Pub With No Beer
(trad.)

Well, it's long time away from your kendrid and all,
With a campfire at night where the wild eagles call.
But theres nothing so lonesome, so dull, or so drear
As to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer.

Now, the public gets anxious for the quota to come
There's a faraway look on the face of the bum.
The maid's got all cranky and the cook's actin' queer,
What a terrible place is a pub with no beer.

A stockman rides up with his dry dusty throat,
He presses up to the bar; pulls a wad from his coat.
But the smile on his face quickly turns to a sneer
When the barman says suddenly: "We're plumb out of beer."

There's a dog on the veranda for his master he waits
But the boss is inside drinking WINE with his mates.
He hurries for cover and he cringes in fear,
It's no place for a dog at a pub with no beer.

Old Biddy the blacksmith for the first time in his life
Has gone home cold sober to his darlin' wife.
He walks in the kitchen she says: "You're early me dear."
Then he breaks down and he tells her that the pub's got no beer.

Oh, it's long time away from your kendrid and all,
With a campfire at night where the wild eagles call.
But there's nothin' so lonesome, so dull, or so drear,
As to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer.”

“Good becuase I am drinking one right now!

8)”