SOS

“I often help people like Bacpac. I scream at them: "MOVE YER FREAKING ASH, YOU NO-LOAD MAMA'S BOY. DO YOU THINK THIS IS A PLEASURE HIKE?! THIS IS NATURE, BOY AND IF YOU AINT READY FER IT, YER TOAST, DO YOU HEAR ME!?!? PRESENT ME WITH YER WATERPROOF BREATHABLE RAINGEAR, SON!


DO YOU CALL THIS WATERPROOF? IT LOOKS LIKE YOU AINT RENEWED THE FINISH ON THIS FOR YEARS! WHAT KINDA BACKPACKER ARE YOU? GIVE ME THAT TREKKIN POLE! YOU DON' NEED NO DAMN TREKKIN POLE, ARE YOU SOME KIND O SISSY?"

Etcetera. Some people need help to really prepare for the outdoors.

Biz, what's the deal with a little blood? Never stopped me from doing what.. ahem.. needed to be done.”

“Yeah, they just want to gork-out surrounded by the beauty of nature instead of plugged into 5 or 6 machines, but it's just so darn inconvenient.”

“I'll ask this for the last time,"can't you all gather enough strength to forgive Bill Clinton for his sins?"”

“Yeah BACSNAK! ya WUSS!!”

“Nothing to forgive, Uncliff. His sins are nothing compared to mine.”

“I like the way you people think!!!!!!

8)”

“"I just wish all those fat, ugly, stupid, and injured people would stay off my trail. Don't they know the princess is coming?" *sniff, sniff*”

“Your trail???????

Hheheheheh!!!!!

8)”

“I didn't even know she was breathing hard.”

“Oh PRINCESS!!! YES YES YES!!!

Gearslut=Bacpac?”

“Oh the trolls!!!!!


I don't even understand the whole troll thing anyway?

Why do people do it?

8\”

“aah, sarcasm is an art lost on some...doh!”

“lmao!”

“Phaedrus does a pretty good Meg Ryan!

Look out Bacpac; you've got competition.”

“It's because you're not funny.”

“Mike would make the worst trool ever. I imagine it'd go something like this:

"You're all a bunch of doodoo heads!


8)"”

“But we ARE a bunch of doodoo heads.”

“No kidding biz? Wow, I was not aware! ...doh!”

“Oh, she was talking to you? I see. Can't you two just work out your differences and make love not war?

I'd also like to see the video when you're done.”

“Just a quick reminder... and Phaedrus might have missed this one...

I seem to remember Biz (not to be confused with biz) posting her password a while ago, soooooooooo... any post by Biz wit de Big B, I take with a grain of salt.

Is dat really you?

It could be Nigal, Spock, Bacpac, Kleetn, the Squirrel...


(I DON'T want to see the video!!!!)”

“it's rally me dood”

“Oy. I didn't know that.”

“Email me a fingerprint <G>

That last post looks like an Ice Tea!”

“"It could be Nigal"

No way bubba. She does fine enough on her own discrediting herself. I couldn't do a better job. LOL!”

“"C'est la vie", say the old folks,
It goes to show you never can tell”

“I haven't heard that sone in years... I need to hear that song now. Thanks a lot TILT!!!”

“Point taken”

“Huh? I'm confused. I guess I should have read the whole thread.”

“I am no one's 'bubba,' bubba.

<G>”

“And a little more Chuck Berry for the West Coast.”

“Must be a slow day at the factory”

“My, aren't we a tad snippy today! <GRIN>”

“Very slow Biz! Very, very slow!”