SOS

“Is it OK not to stop for someone on the trail? I mean I have been known to tell it like it is

OH MY GOD, THAT LOOKS REALLY BAD DOOD, THERE IS BLOOD DRIPPING ALL DOWN YOUR SHIRT! I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO DIE MAN!”

“No.

I tryed to help myslef but I fail every time I try.

8)”

“i thought this was going to be about an abba song.”

“No, just stand there and watch them hemorrhage in front of you...doh!”

“LMFAO Gear Slut!!!!!


8)”

“can you hear the guns fernando?”

“mamma mia, here i go again.”

“Have you ever had to help someone?
"Is it OK not to stop for someone on the trail? I mean I have been known to tell it like it is

OH MY GOD, THAT LOOKS REALLY BAD DOOD, THERE IS BLOOD DRIPPING ALL DOWN YOUR SHIRT! I THINK YOU'RE GOING TO DIE MAN!"
biz
06:59:09 PM
05/06/02


Is that when you stab them to death to put them out of their misery?”

“but you see,
the winner takes it all”

“everybody screamed
when I kissed the teacher”

“I was wondering where these meaningless threads from Biz had gone. Kinda miss the old frivolous questions thinly veiled as serious queries. Muchas gracias, Senorita Biz.
AND, THE ANSWER IS.................
..........................................................
.........................................................
CUT BACK ON THE TEQUILA!!!”

“LMFAO!!!!!

8)”

“watch that scene
dig in the dancing queen”

“knowing me, knowing you
there is nothing we can do”

“me no so good with blood.”

“money, money, money
must be funny”

“when you spell abba backwards it spells abba”

“so I guess you won't be stabbing anybody.

my answer, I have to help if I can.

I have a funny feeling you would surprise yourself if you found yourself in that situation, biz.”

“As long as I don't have to talk anyone out of shock.

DOOD, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE IN SHOCK? I BET YOU ARE TOTALLY TRIPPING. LOOK INSIDE OF YOURSELF. DEEP INSIDE. CAN YOU SEE YOUR SKULL??”

“Ya I think you can see your skull.

8)”

“When you spell SOS backwards it spells SOS.”

“8p

Thats funny Skully!!!”

“MAMMA MIA!”

“ring, ring
why don't you give me a call?”

“How do we do that?

8)”

“Biz, you really need to lay off the Orange Sunshine!”

“the winner takes it all”

“super trouper beams are gonna blind me”

“my, my, at Waterloo Napoleon did surrender”

“Are you getting that in liquid?

8)”

“voulez-vous (ah-ha)
take it now or leave it”

“Here are some more cool things spelled the same backwards (aka palindrome):

Satan Oscillate My Metallic Sonatas.

Rats Live On No Evil Star”

“chiquitita, tell me what's wrong”

“palindromes also occur in nature. Your genetic code is full of them.”

“Little orange barrels.”

“that is funny artex. sorry about the plinko rage.”

“LOL! Glad you like. I need to update that website and put some more stories on there. :-)”

“Fresh Breath Drops.


8)”

“Hey Baume... <BANG>”

“eeeew, he's bleeding!”

“I have helped dozens of people on the trail. First aid, directions, water, food, canine obedience training, introduction to local customs, etc.

I am a regular welcome wagon, on foot.”

“Never trust anything that can bleed for five days and live.”

“hard core!”

“Brings to mind the time my friend and I saw a woman pass out on the sidewalk and rushed over to help her. I checked for a pulse and it was OK. Then, when she began to come to, I started to try to soothe her and tell her everything was going to be alright. Then she started to go into comvulsions and I acccidentally said out loud, "Man, maybe it won't be alright". It didn't exactly help the situation, but I was kinda freaked out. Everything worked out fine, once the ambulance arrived. The woman was epileptic and was used to such episodes.
My friend laughed at me for days after that.
So....you might not want my reassurance if you are experiencing trauma.”

“Depends on who it was...most folks I'd gladly help if I could. There are a few who I'd like to leave to bleed.”

“Dang, I thought this was a thread about $hit on a Shingle. Yum!”

“I grew up on SOS. Military brat, you know.”

“No more chipped beef on toast for me, thanks”

“Just look at them and say, "I can't be bothered!" and keep walkin'.


"introduction to local customs"

"Nonono! That's all wrong boy! Yer squealing from yer throat! Ya gotta squeal from yer diaphram!"”

“Some people are so pitifully out of shape and then there they are! in the middle of the trail dying. Makes you wonder why they even got out of the barcalounger.

Help! I need a chopper

YOU ARE GOING TO DIE MAN”