Quotes

“I was just wondering what ya'lls favorite quotes are ?”

“you f!ck me once Ill f!uck you twice!!!”

“so dont F!CK w/ me!!





LOL”

“"Come on you Sons-of-#&%!$es, do you want to live forever?"

-- Gunnery Sergeant Dan Daly”

“ "Bacpac, you go to the grocery store in BDU's don't you? Admit it. It'll be okay..."

-Me”

“Kleety, I guess we should not be surprised that your favorite quote is your own.”

“Always remember that when you go into the forest you leave behind all the problems of the present day.And get into problems that are fun.

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“Here's a quote for you, Bacpac:

"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

-- Aristotle (384-322 BC)

Sure, I'll be Kleetn, and you be the squirrel. If you think you have the nuts.”

“"Is it better to remain silent and be thought a fool or to speak out and remove all doubt?"

Abe Lincoln”

“"When I first met Tolstoy he told me how he had molested this little girl at the baths. 'Why are you telling me this,' I demanded. 'Because I despise you,' replied Dostoyevsky."

--Ivan Turgenev”

“Dang, #&%!$bird. That was my second favorite quote.

Hey Phaedrus, did I ever tell you about...”

“From the wall of one of our local high schools....

"life is confusing enough,dont do LSD" the quote is surrounded by images of lizards and psychadelic stuff.”

“I saw the same quote. There were no images of lizards or psychadelic images.”

“"It is a good day to die"

From the old indian in Little Big Man? I think... Dustin Hoffman flick..”

“You and I are told we must choose between a left or right, but I suggest there is no such thing as a left or right. There is only an up or down. Up to man's age-old dream-the maximum of individual freedom consistent with order or down to the ant heap of totalitarianism. Regardless of their sincerity, their humanitarian motives, those who would sacrifice freedom for security have embarked on this downward path. Plutarch warned, "The real destroyer of the liberties of the people is he who spreads among them bounties, donations and benefits."

The Founding Fathers knew a government can't control the economy without controlling people. And they knew when a government sets out to do that, it must use force and coercion to achieve its purpose. So we have come to a time for choosing.

Public servants say, always with the best of intentions, "What greater service we could render if only we had a little more money and a little more power." But the truth is that outside of its legitimate function, government does nothing as well or as economically as the private sector.

Ronald Regan 1964”

“good one”

“"Life is not all beer and skittles."
-High School English to Spanish Dictionary

"Life's greatest moments are lived between the bread and the butter."
-Erma Bombeck

"Be wise."
-Dad”

“Don't eat the yellow snow

Frank Zappa”

“O that awful deepdown torrent O and the sea and the sea crimson sometimes like fire and the glorious sunsets and the figtrees in the Alameda gardens yes and all the queer little streets and the pink and blue and yellow houses and the rosegardens and the jessamine and geraniums and cactuses and Gibraltar as a girl where I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.

james joyce - ulysses”

“Banned in Boston! LOL”

“woooowww...what a good quote!! :-)”

“My favorite part of Ulysses is when he comes home, disguised as an old man, and kills all his wife's suitors.

Oh, wait, that's the Odyssey.

Never mind.”

“I love to hear you say my name, especially when you say yes

The Who - You'd better you bet”

“"Lead, Follow, or be used for Traction."

Michael D Stewart



(MDS, a former motorcycle racing superstar, is currently a slave to his wife and two daughters. The family resides in the mountains of Northern Alabama.)”

“"Men think that women like guys who are dangerous. As a result, guys will often smoke cigarettes, drink too much, and ride a motorcycle without a helmet. Women don't like guys who are dangerous.
Women want us to think that because women are trying to kill us."

Dennis Miller”

“Oooooooooooooo...
I am the Skeeeeeeeery Wooooooooooof Baaaaaaaaare!

~ The Skeery Woof Bare”

“The purple night
has closed upon.
The friend that once
was mine.
There looms within
the shadows
A favorite memory
gone.”

“'It's a good life if you don't weaken.' Latest hit single by Canada's own Tragically Hip.”

“i would not want to be bach, mozart, tolstoy, joe hill, gertrude stein or james dean / they are all dead.

Bob Dylan”

“Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not.
Epicurus (341 BC - 270 BC), from Diogenes Laertius, Lives of Eminent Philosophers”

“For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Johnny Carson (1925 - )”

“"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
-Woody Allen”

“I just want to understand the mind of God and why he made the universe.

(Stephen Hawking)


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“"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."

-- Hector Berlioz”

“Im gellin' like a felon...

-some chick in a commercial”

“"I dream of Jeannie, she's a light brown hare
Borne like a vapor on the summer air..."

-- Bugs Bunny”

“"It's best to keep your troubles to yourself, because half the people you tell them to wont't give a damn, and the other half will be glad to hear that you've got them"

-- Unknown”

“Too True! LOL”

“Talking to you is like clapping with one hand.


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“"We've invaded countries either side of Iran just to prove to them that they don't need nuclear weapons.”
the-naviguesser
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“Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)

I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: "No good in a bed, but fine against a wall." - Eleanor Roosevelt

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. - Mark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge


Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things. - Jilly Cooper

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. - Alex Levine

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. - Mark Twain

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Ed Furgol

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

I am opposed to millionaires... but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. - Mark Twain

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was shut up. - Joe Namath

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Henry Asquith

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. - Bob Hope

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC. Fields

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Don't worry about avoiding temptation... as you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty.. but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good spit it out. - Unknown

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal”

“"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

-- Mariah Carey”