Am I A Troll??

“What exactly makes you a troll?
If I'm gonna be one, I wanna get it right. All you troll experts out there, please explain.”

“I suggest you confer w/gde, tbp and gordon.”

“Well fo5r starters your name backwards is Mufrag. EEEWWWW GROSS!”

“LOL!”

“I expected more from you than just name ridicule nigal - judging from the majority of your posts. Is that a "use your real name puss" kind of shot?”

“Now you're gettin' the hang of it, boy!”

“case closed!”

“some trolls are regulars, signing on with a different name so they can say something totally outrageous and get off scott free.

Others just belong under a dark, damp bridge and seem very irritable when they come out into the daylight.”

“Yes, but Nigal backwards is Lagin”

“Asked and answered in 5 posts. Next question.”

“"I expected more from you than just name ridicule nigal - judging from the majority of your posts. Is that a "use your real name puss" kind of shot?"

Dood! You are SO gonna fit in here. Welcome home! I just found it funny that your handle came out to be something a bit racy when spelled backwards. Use whatever name you wish. I only have problems with the regulars taking up new identities to cause trouble. Original trolls, I have no problems with. I didn’t mean to imply that you were even a troll. 8)

Again, welcome home scrappy!”

“BTW: My "LOL!" was for garfum's trolling about troll's post/thread (though Nigal's post was clever). Kewl idea!”

“Yeah, ya punk. Welcome.”

“"Yes, but Nigal backwards is Lagin"

This is descriptive of my hiking style (lagin behind) and not a direct reflection on me personally. Actually, bacpac is Lagin as he is my polar opposite in hiking styles. LOL!”

“And I'm elumkcapnamuh.

errrrrr....sumpin like that.”

“surdeahp?”

“Dang, bro. A little ex-lax should cure that...”

“Gnixdep here!(Next Step? Nix dat?)”

“a ryl...pain in the @ss?”

“NAMHTAP. Is that Cambodian?”

“paclluks. Isn't that a shoe?”

“Really? I'll bet you don't get many requests for sex!”

“Uh, that last post was for lyra.”

“heheeee!! i was sort of wondering if you had something against Cambodians or shoes...or should i say if you didn't like the idea of having "something" against them.

;-P”

“Glad I could clarify.”

“hey, guess what! i can spell whole sentences backwards out loud as fast as i can spell them forward! i guess you'll just have to take my word for it, however.”

“I haven't been a troll since I moved from the Lower Peninsula to the Upper Peninsula.”

“Eel ---

Enough said.”

“shocking.







I'm sorry, somebody had to say it.”

“Typical I guess. Judging from some of the expert answers, I can easliy be a troll if desired - or a llort. Where's that confounded bridge?”

“Mackinack City?”

“You can always take the Troll Quiz to determine if you are a real troll.”

“Redaer wols a hcus erew uoy desseug evah dluow reven I, aryL eeG,”

“!yeh”

“!dab t'nsi os ro setunim tghie
d-:”

“How long did that take pedxing - are you left handed?

Let's see - Pooc Gib. Nothin' there.

Yeah - for instance - I troll as Matt, The Webmaster.”

“!ffo ti kconk ll'ay”

“Doc, can ya make 'em talk normal again!”

“!syug uoy kcuF !ti s'tahT”

“Nad A. Nud(e) here. I'm not a troll. However, I am currently serving as Gentle Ben's representative on this site until he decides to return.”

“how long does it take someone till they are not a troll anymore”

“I think trolls live for 500-600 years.”

“Makes no difference. These guys will work over anyone who is new be they a troll or not. Unfortunately a lot of honest questions go unanswered or ridiculed simply for having a new name never seen before. Stick around, fight back and enjoy the site.”

“your first in depth discussion on either politics, religion or sex will get you off the troll list as long as you use original thought”

“Attention:

Now that you have posted more than three times you are marked for assimilation into The Collective. Do not attempt to make contact with the outside world or try to escape. It is futile to resist The Collective.”

“Ahhh. Zen Master Chili is asking for original thought. What skillful means!”

“Get a life, Mufrag!”

“I am losing patience with the cut and paste crowd, dun.”

“what does talkin about politics sex and religion (which all suck except for sex of course) have to do with backpacking is what i am wandering right about now”

“Except for Marvin. Right Chili? You have to love Marvin. No, I mean YOU HAVE TO LOVE MARVIN!!!!”