TT party at Bacpac's house!

“Geez guys you get a few in you and a fight breaks out? What is this, a Frat party?”

“Oh man, what a nightmare. I dreamed that a bunch of bare foot ultralighters were planning a party at my house.

I need some coffee.”

“we're loadin up the amps & the PA as i speak .. .. .

Father G: i'll keep ya posted ! !”

“Kin I bring my Lean Rhymes CD? its the patsy clein on.”

“Bacpac, honey, can you go out in the "pool" and get my confedrate flip-flops. That gosh darn guy in the Skynrd shirt threw 'em in there.”

“Man, my head is killin me today... I only remember that one beer...

Strange, I'm also having a hard time sitting right...

I was enjoying a schlitz with Bacpac, and then, I don't remember any... Heyyyyy...”

“I didn't "throw" them in there, I was trying to stir up the Lime Green Jello.”

“Oh, okay, that's different. But I still want PackyPoo to get them for me.”

“Using the pool to make the Jello Shots?

Should I call my friend from Kaintuck and get some licker?”

“wow, not a bad party for a Thursday night. The weekend is just starting and we don't have to leave until Sunday afternoon....party,party,party

Newgirl I must say you look, hey thats Chilis shirt you have on and he has your halter top on, what did you two do in the lime green jello pool last night”

“I don't remember a DAMN thing... Has anyone seen my caserole dish? I'm leaving!”

“Nothin' Whatever!”

“Phae, I think I saw bacpac use it last night and put it under his bed. he didn't feel like going to the outhouse.”

“Awww! Man!

Has anyone seen my car?”

“The guy who borrowed my halter top took it. He said he had to get supplies. I'm not sure he has a legal license, though, soooo ...”

“He borrowed your halter top? I was unconscious through the best part of the night? DAMN!”

“Chili, borrowed your halter top and gave you his Skynrd shirt, where the heck is Chili and what is he doing running around in your halter top...btw newgirl that Skynrd shirt looks really good on you”

“More important, where is Chili with my damn CAR?!”

“Where's a cigarette and the remnants of Georgia Corn go to? Black Crow anyone?”

“also bacpac/slut is missing, think those two are out running around together, anyone know what bacpac/slut was wearing”

“He gave me his gunny sack and took off w/ my cut-offs, right after Chili stirred the jello w/ my confederate flip-flops. Also, Ewker, I'm not sure why Chili wanted the halter top. I think it has to do w/ the supplies he wanted to pick up.”

“Last time I saw him, he was dressed in a mumu, staring at me from across the top of a Schiltz can.

I think he's at work. If you want to call cross dressing and parading up and down in front of construction sites "work".”

“so wait, lemme get this straight...i lei all you guys, and i get not so much as a thank-you??

oohhh!”

“lyra, this is Arkansas! Wake up and smell the flowers.”

“Is that what you call these things? They're made of poison oak! I'm dyin here!”

“oh...well, can i have the rest of your beer?”

“Chili is in a halter top, bacpac is in a mumu and they are parading up and down in front of a construction site...wonder if there trying to lei the construction workers”

“You better drink it fast, here comes chili with company.”

“What did you do to my CAR?!?!?”

“Dude! i dont think maaco handles THAT!”

“Man, Chili, you did that to his car in MY halter top? What are people gonna' be sayin' now?”

“I need to clear my head, I'm going for a bike ride. Can you people keep things to a dull roar so nobody calls the troopers?”

“*sob*”

“I needed to use the halter top as a sling for 12 pack.

Phaedrus,,,,the good news is that your car will do 140......

The bad news is that I think you might have a main bearing going bad....”

“Hey! Who ate the last brownie????”

“I'm not making another batch of those brownies you ba$tards! I didn't even get one!”

“Chili, can I keep the Skynrd shirt, and how 'bout a dip of that chew?”

“bacpac, where are my undies? You stole them.... I'm here to find them!!”

“Dude, the rail on the freeway isn't a GUIDE RAIL!

Wait. Those weren't brownies!!! Bacpac used my caserole dish for evil purposes!!!”

“LQQking at Lizs walking around without here undies on...woooohooo”

“help yourself to a dip newgirl,,,,but someone dumped out the Skoal,,,,there is a real nice Panamanian blend in there now”

“*weep*”

“Wow, this is some strong stuff, worse than Copenhagen! Lizs, how did the pac end up w/ your pantaloons?”

“What kind of car was that? did you see one of those guys puked on the kid glove leather seats?”

“I still want to know how the hell Bacpac got Lizs panties?! This didn't happen in the jello did it?”

“Chili, Why is there a spent JATO rocket attached to the tailpipe of my CAR?!

The Poison oak has my neck swollen to the size of a linebacker's. Gordon's over there eating "brownies" out of my caserole dish. Somehow, I can't walk straight anymore, and I'm blind in one eye. My left arm seems to be functioning completely on its own, shoving lost halter-tops down the front of my pants. I'm at a complete loss as to where the hell the jello is, and I don't want to know how some of it got into my underwear. The goat keeps lunging against the rope tied to the cinder block, trying to get close enough to smell the virtual waterfalls of pee on the tires of the trailer here, and I'm pretty sure I just saw something under the rug pull someone down below. I hear crunching and popping.

Bacpac!!! YOUR PARTY SUCKS!”

“Bacpac, whadyamean, this isn''t really your house? Look at this mess!

When do they get back? Sunday night, cool!!!”

“You guys are some party poopers.

First of all Phaelic, a double order of nachos from Taco Bell is not a caserole.

Second, I would not get in that pool for anything much less newgirl's flip flops.

There is no electricity out here for a rock band.

My mumu is at the cleaners.

And lizs wasn't wearing any underwear.”

“Holy Damn! Bacpac just got all serious. Come on Baby! Enjoy the party.”