TT party at Bacpac's house!

“lol”

“LOL, kleety, I think we'll keep you even if you are Phaedrus.”

“Will you keep me too, even if I am Kleetn?”

“We suppose so.”

“We like Kleetn, better than we like Kleetn.”

“Ban Steve Hiker!”

“Who is Steve Hiker?”

“bacpac got my panties a few months back. Have been "pantie-less" since. bacpac, take them off your head!! It's not nice to flaunt!!!

Oh... and did I hear something was SWOLLEN??????!”

“Yeah, bacpac's ass is swollen so much he can't wedge himself off the toilet.

Someone call the fire department and move aside for gordon coming through with the butter!”

“Thats just the tail-pipe. pay it no attention and it will go away. :}”

“Lizs, don't pay any attention to these guys. Let's talk some more about your panties. They are swell.”

“I'd think you wouldn't really want to talk about swelling at a time like this...”

“Damn Phaefrus. Why even bring this up? What is your thing? Why are you fixated on my ass?

My @ss is so tight you couldn't drive a ten penny nail up it with a ten pound sledge.

If you tried (and we all know you would) I'd rip that little stump of yours out like a milkweed.

What a party pooper. I thought we were having fun???”

“Bacpac, I love you.

Let's be friends.”

“Bad boys, bad boys, wach you gonna do? Wach you gonna do when they come for you?”

“GOT IT COVERED! WE .....umm....borrowed a generator from a local school.....LET"S RAWK N ROLL! ! !”

“Here's another good one...”

“Is this Valentine's night????? Who'll be there???”

“Hey I have an idea- let us all move the lime green jello pool to bacpacs house!”

“Im sorry but we had to close the jello pool down due to liability problems....”

“Well dom, theres no liability if you arn't there!”