TT party at Bacpac's house!

“What will you bring?”

“No dogs and no guns.”

“I'm bringing my camo sleeping bag for the slumber party portion of the evening!”

“I'll bring my catalogued collection of Rush Limbaugh's radio shows from the last decade. PARTY!!!”

“And somehow at the party Kleetn and Phaedrus will never seen in the same place together.”

“Yep, me, Kleetn, Latoya and Michael.”

“Hey cool!

I recently moved and I could use some help getting the wheels off and installing the underpinning. If you have some extra paint, the lawn jockey could use a fresh coat (black).

Don't forget to bring a house warming gift. I could use some coat hangers (the TV antenna broke on the power line).

The pool isn't ready, but I got rid of most of the lily pads already. Bring a lawn chair and some deet!”

“This is gonna kick butt! I'm also bringing a polka album, 100 square feet of linoleum and a roll of duct tape.

Let's ROCK!”

“LaToya AND Michael too?!?”

“LMAO! could we make this an Island Luau? i'd like to see all the guys in this.

”

“make that "weeeed." although i assure you i'll have to pee after some brews.”

“At Bacpac's that's no problem, just pee on the tires like the dogs. I do.”

“A case of PBR, some chitlins, a dart board and a camera to verify that bacpac is a breathing person.”

“What is that a fishing lure? No fishing in the pool!”

“i'm sort of fond of the swimming pool myself...too bad it's not ready yet!”

“ROFL!

Every now and then he gets off a good one!”

“The fishing lure comment that is.”

“I've got the Lysol...

Check out those coconuts!”

“There's too much p in that ool!”

“I gotta get back to work. Will the first person who shows up move the cinder block with the goat tied to it? It is time to mow the back yard again.”

“I'll bring the Kevlar.”

“Kewl, somebody fish the key out of the dry well and lets get this party rolling!”

“I just got an email from Bill and Hillary wanting to know when the party was at old bacpac's house. They said they can't wait to see him again.”

“How ya gonna pee on the tires? I thought the cars were all up on blocks?”

“A drop cloth. I may want to log on and I KNOW who's been sittin' in that chair and HOW they were dressed (or not). A yeah, some plastic shopping bags for pac-y-poo.”

“Plastic shopping bags to haul the water, Nigal? That's an oldie but a goody...based on your experience, whose bags are best? Wal-Mart's?

I'm bringing a case of Spam!”

“And a couple of fresh skin mags to replace his tired 1970s Hustler collection.”

“What kind of dress code does this party have? Sounds like it's time to break out the halter tops, bandanas, and cut-offs. Man, I'm glad I got the flip-flops w/ the confedrate flag decals. I'm going to be all decked out!”

“I'll bring my Beretta (96), Rottweiller, 1/2 oz of killer weed, and 6 ugly (male) friends. I ain't bringing beer, cuzz I plan on drinking BacPac's.

Don't worry BacPac... I will be respectful enough not to ask permission.


"Can I bring a gun? No
Can I bring a dog? No
Can I smoke Pot? No
Can I share your beer? No
Can I bring a friend? Is she good looking?

In everyone of the above scenarios the honest answer is always the wrong answer so why ask?"))

BacPac"”

“Wow Kleety thats an interesting protective thing they have going on there.”

“Newgirl, care to post a pic of you dressed that way”

“Will you be wearing your Daisy Duke's on the Monatana Hike?”

“I'll bring a BBQ'd suckling pig and some lime green jello.”

“Just bring the pig, uncooked. Bacpac might like to make use of it like he does the goat before we cook it.”

“Just make sure it has big ears that he can use for handles.”

“Suckling...



Pig...




Bring the camera!”

“are you talking about bacpac or the pig having big ears”

“Gear Slut = Bacpac?

I'm sure the goat and the pig will get on fine...”

“Pabst Blue Ribbon, BBQ, guns, and a trailer house . . . how else would I dress?!?

Chili, on the Montanapalooza, I will be wearing what is comfy, 'cause I think I will be getting my ace kicked by the Beartooths. Might as well be comfortable while this is happening. LOL!”

“I think you would be real comfortable in Daisy Dukes”

“it's the rest of us that wouldn't be able to sit quite right.”

“Very funny stuff. Let's get back to the party boys. BTW, what the heck happened to bacpac?”

“He's the only one of us fool enough to work for a living.”

“bacpac had to go back to work...remember he doesn't take advantage of the companies time

Newgirl if you had just said you were going to show up and not tell us what you were going to wear this thread would have been ok, now all we can do is to think of you dressed like that...wooohooo”

“yeah, newgirl, the idea of you at a party in your Daisy Dukes is more interesting than bacpac and a pig”

“I was just trying to get a feel for what stylish dudds everyone would be sportin'! I don't want to be out of place. Now come on, how many of you boys are going to be wearing old cowboy boots and ripped up Levis?”

“And not just marginally...”

“not me newgirl,,,,,I will be there in the black Lynard Skynard t-shirt and wranglers with an imprint of a skoal can on the hip pocket”

“Now Chili is my kinda' guy! Lynrd rocks!

Also, I would just add that I think bacpac and a pig sounds quite interesting.”