Why the Arabs ate us

“Just thought I'd merge the Arab and cannibal threads.”

“Because we're infidelicious?”

“what does that have anything to do with backpacking”

“<GROAN>”

“I'm still loving that one, tilt. Sometimes, they just come to me, like gas.”

“but I thought we were pigs?”

“Sure, it's on topic. Just wait until your out hiking with a hungry Arab!”

“yea i never thought that i might actually be eaten by arabs considering my friends jeffar and kurush are arabs so thanks for that guys”

“Our friend Tarp Rat is an Arab, but we think he blew himself up. He hasn't been around lately.

Arabs like flattahs w/goat cheese. That goat cheese gets scary after a few days in the sun. I call it Arabian roulette.

Ali Akbar!”

“You never know when a thread out of right field might contain a choice hiking tidbit -- just when you least expect it.”

“I'm going to be 'SERIOUS',about 'BACKPACKING' Anyway,I remembered where my gun is,it is in my backpack that I loaned to a teenage friend of my son.I worried at first ,but then I remembered that I did leave it loaded. still can't find my pipe.”

“I think Lyra ate Tarpy while they were out on that last 'camping trip'.”

“MMmmmmmmmeat!”

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“I'm truly humbled. I can't think of a brilliant ripost.
Damn!”