OPIE joke

“A guy went to Tuscaloosa and picked up one of those new Mercedes. He was
testing it out in the parking lot, turned on the radio and nothing
happened. Furious, he demanded to see the sales manager, and told him
"When I buy a $50,000 car I expect the dang radio to work." The sales
manager explained to him that the radio had been programmed to his voice
and all he had to do was tell the radio what he wanted to hear. He got
back into the car and said "Country music," and old Willie Nelson started
singing. "Rock and roll," he exclaimed, and immediately Elvis started
crooning. "Easy listening," he remarked, and all at once it sounded like
he was in an elevator. He was relaxed, driving up I-59 to Birmingham, and
listening to smooth sounds. Then a pickup truck with two good ole boys
almost ran him off the road. "Stupid rednecks!" he screamed. The radio

immediately blurted out, "TOUCHdooooooooown Auuuuuuuuuuburn"”

“HAHAHA....god i love it!...thanks dayhiker!!!!!






*grumbles and looks for his shotgun*....bastard engineers...*grumble*”

“Good One dayhiker !!”

“In Poland they tell Auburn jokes”

“opie told me that joke and i loved it dayhiker!! you cant beat a good auburn joke!”