ok...dont trolls get territorial?

“ok theres the old trolls, and then new trolls come skipping along...dont you trolls get bothered by that?”

“Trolls suck!

8p”

“I think they thrive on it. They like to suck the life out of people.

It makes perfect sense. I mean if you don't have a life, suck someone elses.”

“so true... i think they all need to go bping or something”

“Kewl idea vyxtryx! Troll the trolls!”

“ It makes perfect sense. I mean if you don't have a life, suck someone elses.

So true. So many things fit into that category...

If you don't have one, suck someone else's.

Man, that's deep.”

“LOL! BacPac... thats a great set up. Sunny must be giggling.”

“End all trolls!!!

Off with there heads!!!!

8p”

“How precisely do you folks define a troll? Someone who disagrees with you or presents a different or unpopular point-of-view?”

“I hear that trolls taste like chicken.”

“mmmm, chicken trolls, down with the trolls”

“All right, #&%!$bird, a troll is an entity that stirs up $hit simply for the sake of doing so. It contributes little value other than mild entertainment. It has no mind of its own, but simply parrots the ideas of others.
What do you think, y'all, fairly accurate?”

“Some trolls are very creative. Remember Snackboy? I was unfortunate enough to miss all but the last of the supreme being of all troll's postings, those of Gentle Ben. Sounds like he was a master.”

“Gentle Ben was before my time. Tarp Rat was a classic troll, then Spock, then Matt changed to this bright white background and it blinded them and they've retreated to trolldom.”

“A kid in my old neighborhood who has a slight speach impediment on Halloween went as a...well...if you ask him, he'll tell you he was a Twoll.

Gary is awesome!”

“Musta been before my time. I've only been hanging out on this site a couple of months.”

“Yeah. Snackboy was yumblilicious!I miss him.”

“Spock was a classic troll. He could flame the whole board with one post.”

“I never thought of snackboy as a troll, but snackboy offered great entertainment value, So did Dr. Laura in her prime.

I'd generally say that trolling is posting just to stir up the pot.”

“Ok, who woke up snackboy?




Do the artificial characters created for entertainment purposes truly fit the troll definition?”

“I remember the old days when Genital Ben would lay claim to us and chase off the new troll! LOL!”

“Dear Pedxing:

In my prime? In my prime?

Clearly, your years of serving the mentally unbalanced have left you with a heavy feeling (the Spanish call it "amarga"). You most likely live by yourself and don’t own cats yet, correct? You might as well. Bee, eye, en, gee, oh—BINGO! Pedxing, you are what I like to call a "Phantom Cat Owner," in that—as a result of your crippling bitterness—you own phantom cats. Phantom cats alienate you from others. They shed their "fur" all over your clothing and furniture and send a "territorial message" to the public. Their "silent purr" is mesmerizing and deceptively satisfying.

Phantom cats can easily hold their "owner" captive for years. But, careful! They will methodically deprive you of the very things you desire. What you need are "Poisonous Phantom Mice," if you know what I mean. Where are your "phantom mice," Ped? Find them immediately. Capture them. "Inject them" with "deadly poison."

In order to truly be free, you must actively plot to destroy your phantom cats. (Go on, boy! Kill them cats!)

Now, go take on the day, bastard!

1-800-DRLAURA”

“I wanna kiss her but, she won't let me.
I wanna whisper sweet nothin's in her (r)ear.
I wanna hold her behind...closed doors and more.
I wanna kiss her but, she won't let me.



What about Phantom Ferrets?”

“At least I have pictures of Dr Laura to match the, uh, face with the name...”

“Typical...I never fit the mold in real life either...I'm unique!

"Not all trolls are bad"
SuperTroll”

“If it's the same one I'm thinking of, it's a duzy.


I wonder if, in this wacky serendipitous world we live in, Frank might have been inspired by that photo to pen the immortal lines:

Charlie's enormous mouth, well, it's awright
The girl got a very large mouth, but it's awright
Her teeth look okay
She must be brushin' 'em quite a bit
'Course her mouth is extra large
'N we can only assume as to how
She's been usin' it”

“Whoah, whoah, little Laura, listen. Listen to me right now! Forget your forbidden love, forget your disappointing results in the local spelling bee, forget your frustration and confusion. And whatever you do, DO NOT turn to your family for help.

What you need is a hot Epsom salt bath. You need lavender and chamomile essential oils to both sooth and calm your spirit. Peppermint is also a natural anti-depressant. Rub a little essential oil under your nose, or brew yourself a cup of tea. Focus on the essentials.

Instead of "that Bastard", think "make my massage appointment." Your post screams: "ONE HOUR SWEEEEEEEDISSSSSSSHHHH!" like a newborn babe. It is amazing what the contractual human touch can do for a shattered psyche.

Cling to the basics, my friend. It appears that may be all you’ve got.

Anyway, Dr. Laura... you picked a pretty good website to borrow that tirade from... so I figured I'd cut and paste my response from the same site: http//www.rejectionline.com/advice.html”

“oohhh, BUS-TED!”

“ Instead of "that Bastard", think "make my massage appointment." Your post screams: "ONE HOUR SWEEEEEEEDISSSSSSSHHHH!" like a newborn babe.

Ped, I have to admire a man who can mix a metaphor like dj jazzy jeff mixes a funky-ass rhythm without missing a beat.”

“and let us not forget the true world class trolls hall of fame:

vyxtryx
Crazy Mike Backpacks
bacpac
pedxing
Phaedrus
#&%!$bird
Gear Slut
simer190
Father Goose
tilt
nigal
skullcap
chili36”

“Add yourself to that list, gordon.

By the way, I think the rest of us are all the same person.”

“Gordon, you ol' scallawag. If I could mix a metaphor like I mix a drink, that'd be a real pistol, wouldn't it?



'*contractual* human touch'?

Is that like..."Twenty bucks, Father... same as downtown"?”

“Pheadrus:

I am strictly amateur status compared to you.”

“In many areas that is true. Trolling is not one of those areas.”

“Stop being so humble and take your credit.

You are the master troller.”

“You're trying to bait me. You're really good at it. You are a master baiter.”

“First time I heard that line I laughed so hard I kicked the slats right out of my crib.”

“and you are wrong about fires also.”

“And I will keep mixing metaphors, unless the hand of God steps in.

Often trolls tell themselves that they are "lobbing verbal grenades at self-righteous zealots that take life far too seriously."”

“Yep! I suppose G-d can walk on his hands whenever he feels like it.


Oh! "Fires".

I thought Gordon was talking about the TIRES on Bacpac's Party Thread.”

“I am NOT a troll :S”

“YEAH!!

I'm not too!”

“Dunadan = Marvin”

“For the longest time SOME people thought AllWoman was Mtn Gal.”

“poppinfresh = stinky”

“Rules for living a superior life:
1) Drink your pee!
2) Stay out of the way when the intergalactic translator beam is in use, unless you have purified yourself of the results of meat eating,
3) Do not think a tin-foil hat will save you. However, if you do need protection, send $29.95 to "The Marvin Gardens Foundation".
4) Read all of my posts in their entirety!
-Wing Commander Marvin”

“The REAL "Doctor" Laura Schlessinger

**Not to be opened by people at work or immature minors**

Who, by the way, has NO doctorate in counseling or any field related to psychology. She's a fraud.”

“Yes folks, the above link is to the "Doctor" Laura of radio fame, who spouts fundamentalist morality in middle age as she's drying up, but who posed for these photos for her college professor who she slept with as a young woman.”

“Gordon you make me laugh who do you think I am trolling as???

You are too much!

I would not waist my time trolling!!

Thank you for a good laugh!

8)”