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“Farmer mauled to death by cow after he tries to rescue newborn calf

The Associated Press
5/13/02 2:41 PM


VINTON, Iowa (AP) -- A farmer was mauled to death by a cow while trying to rescue the animal's newborn calf from the mud.

Bruce Schulte, 50, of rural Norway died Saturday, shortly after calling his mother on his cell phone, Sheriff Kenneth Popenhagen said.

Schulte had tried to move the calf out of some mud it was lying in. The cow charged him, kicking and mauling him, the sheriff said.

Dr. John Schiltz, state veterinarian, said cows can be very protective of their offspring, but it is unusual for one to turn on a farmer.

The sheriff would not say what happened to the cow and calf.



Can you say "veal"?”

“Ja, sure Ole. Yust gut 'im und hang 'im und veal have 'im fer zupper tomorrow.”

“someone say beers?”

“That's a fuct up story.”

“I think I know whats going to happen to that cow!

8)”

“I'll have a double cheese combo with lettuce, onions, mayo and bacon and a coke to drink please!”

“Man cows get that mad????


Maby the caw had some kind of brain rot!

8)”

“Mad Cow Disease”

“You want fries with that?”

“maybee the farmer was trying something just totally wrong!!

makin some kin!”

“Ya that could be?

8)

Crazy Cow!”

“Okay, who here has actually gone cow tipping?

{{Artex slowly raises hand, looks around self-consciously}}”

“I tryed it once it does not work.

8)”

“I tipped a cow once, but she didn't think it was enough.”

“Sheriff Kenneth Popenhagen = popinfresh?? Got a new job??”

“Never been cow tippin. Never even seen it.
It's got to be a hoot!”

“i've talked about it... the guys come over and we're playin bball or ps2 or somethin... 'bout 3 or 4 in the mornin we always come up with crazy ideas”

“

If you piss off Elsie, you're on your own, Dude!”

“you mess with the bull you get the horn..........that's the only thing my dad ever taught me, now I finally know what he meant!”

“To all of you I must apologize for my earlier post. Speak of the devil and he appears!!”

“I DUN WANNA BE DA DEBIL! Make some else be it!”

“No a few posts up I mentioned Poppinfresh!!

OH MY!!!!”

“What would happen if you hit one in a car at 80 MPH????

Oh my!!!!!

8)”

“A cloven hoof would probably come in the front windshield and kick your....”

“i'd be all cookin t-bones on the engine block. mmMMMmmMm”

“Gee, thanks tango.

I don't know what's worse, poppinfresh, or listening to OPIE b!tch about him....”

“That's what the farmer got for squeezing her teats once too often. Payback time!!”