Pekking Trolls

“Have at it, son, I opened it up for ya!”

“Has Pekka seen this yet??

I've still got to get some o' dat Lok-tite stuff fo my pole-tips!”

“Naw, I haven't seen it yet. I'm too busy over on the Chinese thread, Peking Trolls.

Then there's the Socialist Hiker's Club thread, Trekking Prols.”

“To damn funny, I am laughing out loud and my work partner is wondering just what the heck is going on!!!!”

“this always happens, i laugh, and people in school here look at me... that guy is nuts”

“<GROAN>”

“that's a spoonerism! or should i say, spat's a thoonerism!”

“Did you ever notice the less you do, the more numb your brain becomes?

didididi di di dididiiiii”

“I have noticed that in others.”

“Look down your pants!”

“btw, that was supposed to be a peking tune”

“use it er lose it.”

“Paisley Bike Makes Crack.

Pickled Pekka picked a pack for poking through Patagonia. How many packs can a pickled Pekka pack? Pickled Pekka packed a pair of Patagonia packs with pecker pouches. How many pecker pouches can be packed in a Patagonia pack?”

“I really have nothing to add here...”

“The fellows with the butterfly nets will be along shortly...”

“piranhagirl....heh..i like it when my brain is numb..it kinda makes it tingle when i flip through the TV channels real fast!!!

Besides..thinking hurts..and the first time's the hardest...that's one challenge i don't think i can handle...*grin*”

“Stay sane. Stay sane. Stay sane.”

“I think you're getting the hang of it.”

“Can anyone point me in the direction of the restroom?”

“?doow kcuhc dluoc kcuhc doow a fi
kcuhc kcuhc dooow a dluoc doow hcum woH”

“Father Goose,

You have TOO much time on your hands! :-)”

“It's the liquor, I tell ya...”

“Yeah, you're right , I do. Anybody want to offer me employment?”

“Parked on a piton-pocked peak, peripatetic Pekka poked a pika with a prospecting pick. Piqued, the poked pika pecked Pekka's pinkie. 'You prick,' proclaimed Pekka, plinking his pack at the punk pika. But the plucky pika placated pokey Pekka, praising his pretty pink polka dot Patagonia parka. Pekka picked a pinch of pita from his parka pocket for the porky pika, who promptly puked.”

“Who has too much time on his hands?”