Where am I?

“. . . . and what am I doing here?”

“I'm not sure I want to know...















or ask.”

“Do not fret. We're all in it together. Hold my hand and we will overcome together.”

“I hope you're not in Lithuania.

American women have it good”

“When a man who calls himself Captain Underpants asks to hold your hand...

You know you are in the wrong place doing something wrong.”

“Yeah, that is pretty scary!”

“But I still don't know where I'm at or what I'm doing!”

“join the club.its not a bad feeling stump. just sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.”

“Duh! Captain Underpants hangs out with Wedgie Woman! Don't your kids read "literature"? They have these pseudo-cartoon books in grade school, I guess because some kids have short attention spans.”

“ok, take a deep breath, clear your head, look around and tell me what you see.”

“dust and crumbs”

“If you find yourself lost, find shade and conserve moister! Don't move untill the sun is lowered and not so hot. If you are lucky the moon will come up full so you can see your way around with out running into any cacti. If you are exceptionally lucky you will see lights in the distance. Just try to find a road without breaking you leg :)”

“move towards the light, do not stray from the light”

“Okay, CarolAnne.”

“I've been moving toward the light for 40+ years, it keeps getting dimmer, and dimmer, even though I've seen my proctologist, er, opthomologist often.”