Attack of the Clones

“I'm all set. My pack is packed and lawn chair is in the car and I have my C-3P0 Underroos on. At first light I'm heading to the theatre to wait in line and no, I'm not a freak. Really, I'm not.

The TOP 10 Things I Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson's Character 'Jedi Master Mace Windu' Say in the Star Wars Prequels.

10. You don't need to see my godsdamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherpuckin' droids you're looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherpucker.

8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherpuckin' stormtrooper in the room... accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the puck we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.

6. Feel the Force, motherpucker.

5. What ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What?

4. You sendin' the Fett? Sheet, Hutt, that's all you had to say!

3. Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a wookie.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bittch?

1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'Bad Motherpucker.'”

“This baby's gonna knock Spidey out of #1 spot.”

“Too funny!”

“I'm going on Thursday, already have the tickets. :-D”

“The Star Wars craze is wack. The first movie came out 25 years ago when I was 21. There have been Star Wars movies for most of my life. Its still just a movie.

I never got Star Trek either.”

“ya know bacpac, i may be the only person on earth that has not seen one Star Wars movie.....i never had a chance to get it i guess...”

“*wakes up after passing out*....wha..never seen a star wars movie...wow....got my tix for the midnight show in hsv tonight..WHOOHOOO...broke down and already read the book by RA salvatore though...Boba Fett...a clone...blew my mind!”

“My son has already seen the movie. Movie experts say that 1 million people will have seen the movie before it opens Thursday.”

“It's been predicted that absenteeism in IT departments will hit 70% nationwide.

It's going to be close to that here at work and most everyone else I know who works IT says it's about right in their shops too. Some are closing for the day.”

“LOL! Attack of the Nerds? ;-)

i have to admit, i think *Attack of the Clones* sounds like a dumb name for a Star Wars movie!”

“I was a little disappointed in the name also. They could have called it The Clone Wars Begin or something, anything a little more dramatic.”

“yeah...they're supposed to be epics! that sounds like a made-for-tv movie, or at least something starring Adam Sandler.”

“I can see the spoof now: Barf Wars, Attack of the Clowns.”

“"Something smells funny!"”

“Exactly Lya.

Kinda scary, I don't normally go to movies during the opening week but if I don't see this early I'll end up having some loser sitting behind me repeating all the lines verbatim when I do go.”

“i tried downloading the movie last week..but it turned out to be The scorpion king..oh well...i'll have it this weekend”

“Make that LyRa.
sorry.”

“no prob, Luke! i always knew i was a princess... ;-)”

“I though "Attack of the Clones" was another diatribe by thebackpacker.”

“But how do you sleep with those cinnamon buns on the side of your head?

Oh yeah... they're really headphones...

May the Schwartz be with you!”

“Whatever happened to chubacca?”

“Han Solo had him turned into a rug.”

“I'd be really happy if this new movie started out with a scene where jar-jar binks suffers a slow, painful death. Die! Jar-Jar Die!!”

“you would think in the future anything with an IQ that low would not survive”

“sorry but low iq types breed too fast for extinction”

“That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!!!!! I got tears in my eyes and my stomach hurts!!!!!!!!!”

“I had to print off that Top 10 list and go show people.
I recon ya got to be a Star Wars & Pulp Fiction fan to really get it.”

“Guess who I saw in line today? Yep, I saw Obi One Canoli. He was all dressed up like Obi One in a white flowing robe. He even had a broomstick painted day-glo orange. What a loser! Has he popped in here yet? He was towards the end of the line when I finally got my tix?”

“You're joking about Obi, right? Some how I can picture it. Sweet top 10 by the way. That's some funny stuff.”

“Ordered my tix off Fandango..went and picked them up yesterday morning. Went back to the theater at 11:00pm...big mistake..line was almost out the door..it's playing on 4 screens too...i saw 5 jedi's in very neat costumes...1 sith lord...2 sith apprentices...a very short jango fett...and an imerial gaurd. And a few gf's of some of the fans looked like jabba..but i digress...

Got a decent seat around 12:07..and saw some kewl previews (MIB 2, minority report, and Matrix reloaded) SW II is tons better than I and has it all...Portman is HOT. Oh..and not to spoil anything but n-synch is not in the movie!!”

“imperial”

“NPR's Tom Shales calls the first Star Wars movie "U.F.O. -Ultra Far Out." Shales says George Lucas's sci-fi thriller is the best kids' movie for adults since The Wizard of Oz.

"It is unquestionably splendibulus. It's the kind of movie for which movies were invented. A movie newcomer called Harrison Ford is especially impressive."”

“btw that was from 1977!”

“I had to take my kids to the SW flics, but I have never seen even one episode of Mash or Seinthing. Does that count?”

“nomofo, I speak jive”

“What's with all this Send in the Clones #&%!$? There's only one movie coming out this year, and it's not coming out until December.”

“Yes, Luke, Jedi Mindu's my FATHER!

The FORCE was with HIM & MOM!

Now, it's befallen me... and I can't get up.”

“pah-THETIC!”

“what raddy said.”

“this pansy-ass bulls#!t makes me wanna puke!

i'm gonna sit on my bike, have a few more beers and rev the engine until it drowns out the hank williams jr that i have blasting on the stereo!”

“What movie are you talking about Tehipite?”

“The Two Towers, of course. Based on the second book in the trilogy that Lucas shamelessly ripped off to come up with something vastly inferior.”

“star wars is a collage of several influences (kurosawa, john ford, tolkien and even shakespeare) but its hardly a rip-off. its a triumph of special effects and some of the most thrilling action sequences ever filmed. granted, the dialog is at times cheesy, the acting wooden and the plots convoluted. but its escapism, not high art. the lord of the rings is excellent stuff, no doubt, its the godfather of the 20th century epic fantasy, just like star wars is the godfather of the action blockbuster, but it does plod along. its not the be all end all of epic fantasy, but represents a major link and turning point in the evolutionary chain of imaginative fiction. ------or------- theyre both great cant we just get along?”

“Well Put 2scoops.


8)”

“I heard that some Twin Tower survivors/relatives are trying to change the name of that film. They say it brings back memories of 9/11.”

“Crazy Mike, a little bit of that marquee scrolling goes a LONG LONG way, okay?”

“I went to see it last night and I love it. But I love all the star wars movies. It left me wanting to see the next one right away.
Remember it is a MOVIE....
Great stuff.
Barbara”

“stanlee: that doesnt surprise me. do these ppl think that by changing a movie title, its gonna make it not happen? or making forgetting easier? and is forgetting so soon a healthy option? its the name of the book, fer chissake. i hate to sound insensitive, but not everything is about 9/11. besides, to quote an oft used argument, if we change the name of the movie, THE TERRORISTS WIN!”

“I'm looking foward to seeing it. Can't wait but I'm gonna let the crowd thin out a bit.
I saw Spider-Man Friday night and the Theater was PACKED with people waiting to see Star Wars. BTW, I can't wait to see the next Spider-Man movie!”