Ice Tea visits ‘Harverd’

“NO, Ice Tea isn't that old. He's in High School! Hmm, but then . . . .”

“Excuse me, but how can you charge a man with indecent exposure if he is in the men's restroom? Doing his business is his business. Were there signs warning him not to do such a thing? I think without a specific law on the books, this guy will walk. (They should have just turned him over to the custodial staff, they would have put the #&%!$ back!)”

“Oh man, that is awful. I was worked cleaning hotel rooms right after I graduated h.s. Myself and one of the other maids had to clean a room where something similar was done. Disgusting, vile, and no reason for it.”

“I know that when I was in college, a couple of kids freaked out on PCP and were found smearing cat feces on the basement walls.”

“wow, Matts censor censor #&%!$. (I used the exclamation pt?!?) Now how is one to spell feces? Poop? Dung? Merde?? #2 ???”

“Plain old shit works fine.”

“Plain ole' shit won't work for long. Matt will smell it out.”

“You calling matt a fart smeller?”

“I do think it's shitty to censor the word shit. What a Puritan.”

“The article is an fugging lie. I had my socks on!!!”

“I hope it was his feces and not someone else's or this story would be really disgusting.”

“Thats not me, if it was it wouldn't get to the press. See, if you're and FBI agent the #&%!$ doesn't hit that fan for you like othere people. It goes up, but never comes down; the #&%!$ gets filed incorrectly and nolonger exists.

LOL”

“#&%!$ = Sh¡t”